Was Osama bin Laden as hung as he looked?

maxcok

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Yup; you're a grumpy little guy.
Okay, whatever you say. I may be grumpy :grumpy:, but I'm not little.

Learn to have a little fun.
Trust me, I have more fun than I probably deserve.

I also don't see what your curiosity has to do with your "standards of decency". You seem to think your opinion is of paramount interest to everyone else.
No.... why do you say that? I have every right to express my opinion just as you do. Take it or leave it, I don't give a shit. That goes for you and anybody else. At any rate, as far as this thread is concerned, it appears that there's unanimous agreement with my opinion and zero agreement with yours.

And I would lurk, but I prefer posting to reading your condescending, humorless, and, sadly, meticulously thought-out posts.
You apparently aren't very familiar with my postings. A lot of them are pretty silly, and some people even think they're funny sometimes. I just don't think trivializing the horror bin Laden inflicted on the world through terrorism -- the mass murder of thousands of people, including some of my acquaintances, and not just on 9/11 btw -- by expressing prurient graphic interest in his manly bits is an appropriate topic for discussion. Anywhere. At least not among grownups who have a shred of decency and humanity in their makeup. I don't know, maybe most people are just kind of turned off by the notion of getting it on with religious extremist homicidal maniacs.

Speaking of offensive topics, this is a PENIS FORUM. You seem to have lost your way looking for the baking forums.
What are you saying? I don't find penises "offensive", I find them quite nice. Well, some of them, not all. I don't know if you've noticed this yet, but people discuss lots of subjects on this site other than penises. In fact, a lot of members are more interested in those subjects than the penis-centric topics, which let's face it, get pretty redundant after awhile. In fact, there's a very lively and enlightening discussion about Osama bin Laden going on at the moment that has absolutely nothing to do with his penis, believe it or not. It's the one you (ahem) "contributed" to before you went off to start this thread. Maybe you want to check it out and learn something. That is, if you're interested in and capable of talking about anything in the world besides penises.

So again I ask, how's this thread working out for you? :wink:
 

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the man was 6'5" and had more androgenic hair than a musk ox. I'm guessing he was sporting, at the very least, 8 inches. A man like that with anything less is inconceivable. Girth-wise, 5.6 inches, maybe a little more at the thickest point and brushing his thick mane of pubic hair aside.
in case nobodies said it, osama wasn't hung. He was shot in the face.
 

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I will bet that the porn found in his home likely belonged to his wives. They probably needed to know what a real man looked like, so that they could close their eyes, and, fantasize about one, while princess tiny meat tried to fornicate with them.

Osama should have been turned over to a bar full of angry, man-hating lesbians, all of whom have rusty steak knives with which to neuter him.
 

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I'm surprised I've not seen any reports about the size of Osama's dick. Have I missed something? When I Googled that question the information provided was not satisfactory.
 
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I heard that prior to a catastrophic incident with a goat in heat he was touted to have a whopping 2" inches hard. Allegedly the goat involved was from one of the northern alliance tribal areas and did not have the same cultural habits as the members of the Taliban. The goat mistakenly believed Osamas appendage to be a piece of straw and chewed it off. The goat was later stoned for blasphemy and bad tent habits...
 

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Now that I think of it I'm sure someone will come up with a fake coroners report or something.

That kind of stuff has a way of getting around in certain cases.

I've seen a lot of photos of Hitler's body and none of them are even remotely similar or even resemble Hitler; but they are credited somehow.

BTW @6inchcock

That's pretty funny.
 
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Now that I think of it I'm sure someone will come up with a fake coroners report or something.

That kind of stuff has a way of getting around in certain cases.

I've seen a lot of photos of Hitler's body and none of them are even remotely similar or even resemble Hitler; but they are credited somehow.

BTW @6inchcock

That's pretty funny.

Thanks my friend, I hope all is well with you and everyone back in Joplin.