Was That A Way To Brag About His Endorment?

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My father-in-law said, in the middle of lunch last Sunday, that his wife (who was there) had told him that his new swimming trunks were "Too small" and that he shouldn't wear them when he goes to the swimming pool. I very nearly said "oh wow, what a nice compliment that was", or "or perhaps it's not that your swimming trunks are too small, but rather that your cock is too large".... I noticed my sister in law laughed too and seemed to have the same thoughts. What do you think ? Was he publicly bragging about the size of his manhood ? That would be really hot, knowing that I'm probably less than half his size, and jealous and admirative.
 

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Most people enjoy showing off things they're proud of. Why else do men display trophies in the den and women wear fine jewelry? In fact, for many men the trophies are their wives, and the jewelry shows how well the husbands are doing. A Lexus and Mercedes in the driveway serve similar purposes.

As the old saying goes, "If you got it, flaunt it!" I have a good physique and a hairy chest. I leave my shirt collar unbuttoned enough to reveal my chest hair and wear shorts that show off my muscular thighs. I also love being seen with my gorgeous wife and have trophies in the den. On the other hand, I don't often drop hints about how I'm hung. Nothing unconscious about it!

I agree with the above poster, though. You have to be subtle about it all. For instance, it would be really creepy for the father-in-law to say his bathing suit was too small. Much better to quote the wife.
 
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My father-in-law said, in the middle of lunch last Sunday, that his wife (who was there) had told him that his new swimming trunks were "Too small" and that he shouldn't wear them when he goes to the swimming pool. I very nearly said "oh wow, what a nice compliment that was", or "or perhaps it's not that your swimming trunks are too small, but rather that your cock is too large".... I noticed my sister in law laughed too and seemed to have the same thoughts. What do you think ? Was he publicly bragging about the size of his manhood ? That would be really hot, knowing that I'm probably less than half his size, and jealous and admirative.

how do you know that he is large ?
 

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His wife prolly meant that they were too small as in? His gut and ass sticking out.
Lots of men and women buy and wear things that make them look that much more ridiculous!?!?!
Doubt his dick size had anything to do with it.
My thoughts exactly.
 
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I suppose he is. He's very tall, he has huge feet and his fingers are longer than my cock (when hard)!
That doesn't prove anything. I'm very tall, have size 15 feet, and big hands, and mine isn't large.

If the trunks are tight enough he could still have a raging case of moose knuckle.
 
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His wife prolly meant that they were too small as in? His gut and ass sticking out.
Lots of men and women buy and wear things that make them look that much more ridiculous!?!?!
Doubt his dick size had anything to do with it.
Bingo.

Also, I'm skeeved by the whole "in-laws" fantasy that seems super common these days.
 
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If there is a sly way to ask him “you can put on the small shorts I am sure they are fine” and see for yourself.

People are weird about a bulging dick but it really shouldn’t be a big deal and men being shamed for it is wrong. He should wear what he wants or go nude if it’s a family pool.
 
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Here he is! What do you think? Hung and proud of his manhood?