Washing Your Butt?

[deleted1115987]

I’ve seen a lot of jokes and memes about this online... do straights really not wash their butts?!

 

[rbi99]

What a dumb ass thing to say or ask. We don't brush our teeth either. WTF.

 

[Squirrel1]

Wow.

 

[Reg]

I’ve seen a lot of jokes and memes about this online... do straights really not wash their butts?!

If you could be banned for stupid questions you would be first in line.

 

[Mike hung]

Yeah like I take a shower twice a day but make sure I never wash my ass, wtf question is this man?

 

[deleted1115987]

So I take it you all DONT wash your butt? Interesting...

 

[Squirrel1]

So I take it you all DONT wash your butt? Interesting...

There’s always an idiot in the crowd.

 

[nakedguy77]

I’ve seen a lot of jokes and memes about this online... do straights really not wash their butts?!

i do wash my butt, however i am very careful not to touch it.

 

[Lance V]

i do wash my butt, however i am very careful not to touch it.

Right, that would be gay.

 

[nakedguy77]

Right, that would be gay.

however i do have a butt plug in right now. this one is glass, however i enjoy stainless steel as well. i did not touch my butt with my fingers

 

[marriedasian]

i do wash my butt, however i am very careful not to touch it.

i can't stop laughing at this remark. thx for making my day!

 

[Call_Me_Dave]

On top of letting my ass rot to prove my straightness, I also make a woman hold my dick when I piss, because I never want to touch a dick ever.

 

[Call_Me_Dave]

however i do have a butt plug in right now. this one is glass, however i enjoy stainless steel as well. i did not touch my butt with my fingers

You’re so brave. I had a friend once who washed his ass. Left his fiancée at the altar.

 

[Motion-of-the-Ocean]

Of course I don't. That's why I have cats.

 

[Call_Me_Dave]

Of course I don't. That's why I have cats.

Close the thread, we have a winner!

 

[MrMartini]

I have a butt washer that comes in 3 times a week. I even have a rewards card.

 

[twoton]

Yes, I do wash my butt, but only because I don’t want all my gay friends to know I’m secretly straight.

 

[EricR]

I washed my butt once. Then when I got out of the shower. I had an irresistible desire to suck a cock and be fucked up the ass. I knew exactly what caused that desire. So I never washed my ass again!!! Hahaha

 

[6inchcock]

Of course I don't. That's why I have cats.

No! Not the cat!

 

[6inchcock]

I washed my butt once. Then when I got out of the shower. I had an irresistible desire to suck a cock and be fucked up the ass. I knew exactly what caused that desire. So I never washed my ass again!!! Hahaha

Remember the shower is like Vegas!