Watch Your Language

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  1. jakeatolla

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    A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"

    The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."
    The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"

    The preacher said, "No shit?!"
     
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    Ha! LOL that is a good one...
     
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