Way to show off?

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  1. mattsrod7

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    I really wanna share cocks with my best friend, and i'm having him over for the night in a few days. Is there any indiscreet way I can show him my cock and not appear to be like on purpose. I bought these shorts that if i sit a certain way, you can see up the pant leg and see my cock, and when i get hard, i let it tent my pants. I cant' usually tell his reaction cause he wears jeans all the time. Any hints or ideas that could help me show him my dick? Thanks guys!
     
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    glossopoiesis: yeah, I do this all the time. PUt your soft cock along your leg, preferably the opposite leg of your normal curve, and just put your pants a bit higher than normal, so it can really squeez your cock on the side. DO this while your sitting and he surely will look.
     
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    I cannot quite tell from your post, what are you seeking to do something WITH him or just to see his cock and he yours?

    Either way, an "indiscreet" technique with a creative pair of shorts sounds kind of manipulative. It IS on purpose, and you would be doing your friend an injustice to act as though it is not.
     
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    tigerwolf: Go swimming and wear some spandex shorts. *grin*

    Either that or wear some short-cut baggy loose fitting shorts, run your cock down the leg and just pop some wood and let it flop out.

    That should get his attention
     
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    Or do like tigerwolf and star in a gay porn movie followed by casually leaving a DVD of the gay porn movie in his PS2.
     
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    LoveGirl:
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    humongous: tell your friend you have a surprise for him and go into another room and disrobe--signal for him to come in--and there you are in all your glory!!!
     
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    I would think a more direct approach like this would be much more appropriate
     
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    XXLHS: I would say, check your local ordanances - you may well find this kind of thing is illegal... and you could end up without a friends and answering a complaint...

    If this is someone that is a possible "lover" just be open about your curiousity and ask about theirs... that could lead to some very interesing and "consenting" fun between you two, or just some "comparisons" if your both straight... either way... you have to decide what the comfort level is.

    If its someone that your into and they are clueless... your likely to really turn someone off and against you doing something like "surprise" - just not a good idea.

    If you want to see, and your not sure about it how they will react... rent a porno or something with that person, say hey, lets get a couple movies and have a few beers... if they bawk at that - believe me they don't want to see something else...

    Just a suggestion,

    HS
     
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    Must concur......"springing" it on the unwilling is uncool, wouldn't wanna risk losing a friend over it.
     
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    tigerwolf:
    *lol* Ok.. even I had to laugh at this.. it's never QUITE happened like that, but I was watching myself on my comp, and I got up to go to the bathroom.. my friend came in without knocking into the apartment and saw what was playing on the computer and just had a kinda shocked look on his face. *lol*

    I've got a pretty open door policy for friends coming into my house though, so I was just like 'Yeah.. so?" :lol:

    Either way. Thanks for the giggle jon.. nice to see someone with a sense of humor around still. ^_^
     
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    Thanks, I wore baggy shorts and had my balls hangin out a lot, and i saw him look a couple of times, never said anything though :(
     
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    Why didnt you go to the gym with him and let him see you naked in the sauna or changing area. Or be in only a towel like you just got out of the shower before he got there and then get dressed in front of him...like walk into your room with a towel and walk out in your skivies drying your hair....starting a relaxed conversation.
     
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    Why the fuck does he want to look at your cock?

    Jesus, are you that shallow a person that ALL you have going for you is a lumped up wanger?
     
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    BRMSTN69: btrell, thats cold man
     
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    I don't understand this. Why on earth would a man want to show his dick to his best friend? What for? What's the point in that?
     
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    'cause he's proud of it and wants his close friend to appreciate the 'total' physical assets (?) Well, just a thought!
     
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    This is a great post! I like the shower...he arrives at 5....you see him pulling up to the house, jump in the shower for two seconds and answer the door with either the towel around your waist (in case you get hard) or over you shoulders as you dry your ears and give him a complete look. THEN for later that night, leave the porn out (either book or tape) becasue I can never resist seeing friends porn. You'll both get hard and you'll say " I haven't jacked in a week...bla bla bla
    Please let us know how it turns out :)
     
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    Well probably the most unobvious would be to invite him into your room and then change clothes while he is in there. Locker room type attitude. Just be discreet and that should take care of it. If he notices then maybe later on in the evening you can tell him about a sexual experience, maybe he will come back with his own. Be one sided about, throwing your penis size into the story. Not sure what else I could suggest that wouldnt come across as initiating a bad situation.
     
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    Invite him to go swimming with you, shower later, you get the idea.
    Unless he balks at swimming...then ask him to go to the beach,
    go join him when he goes for a leak...Good luck.
     
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