Way too confident about their size...

[x19dragostea84x]

Have you ever met a guy who was WAAAY too overconfident about the size of his 'equipment'?

Back in high school there were 2 guys who acted like they had the biggest cocks on the planet, just always felt the need to brag about how huge they were or even make small dick jokes about other guys...The first guy was actually a friend of mine, Andy, who wasn't a bad looking guy(red headed lacrosse player), but the other was named Angelo, and I very rarely had any contact with him, short of the occasional conversation in the hall. But he was kind of a prick. But seriously now, both of these guys had really SMALL dicks. One time I went over to Andy's house to pick up my jacket and his mom let me in and sent me up to his room I opened the door, he was in there jerking off. I expected it to be as massive as he said-but no. It was like 3-4 inches max. Not wanting that situation to be any more awkward than it already was, I just left the house quick as I could. And then Angelo, I was at a party one night and he got completely shitfaced and stripped butt naked. And to everyone's shock, he had a stiffie. But that wasn't the shock. The shock was that he was TINY. Like even smaller than Andy's.

Have any of you ever known guys like this? Who just are way too cocky(no pun intended)/delusional about the size of their endowment?

 

[jeffm88]

Haha, thats usually the way it goes.

Most of the people i know..well all of them except a few don't brag about their size...amybe next time they do i'll give them a dose of "size" haha

 

[hypolimnas]

Haha, thats usually the way it goes.

Most of the people i know..well all of them except a few don't brag about their size...amybe next time they do i'll give them a dose of "size" haha

It is usually because of ignorance of others and perception issues. Some guys do go through life thinking they are small or average when they are not.

Generally humans claim to be above average for any trait that is thought to be positive. It can be sports, management ability, driving skill, everyone thinks they are better than they are. All their success is due to their personal attributes and all their failures are due to bad luck.

It is partly why I like dogs. They just get on, and confidently use their cocks rather than barking about how much bigger they are than the next dog.

 

[PowayWolfman]

actually, most of my high school was like that. I was at a party and my bud lost a bet to this one chick. since we all agreed to stand by my friends side, all the guys ended up having to strip but naked, run down the block to the all night McDonnell's, walk up and order food at the drive threw (with hard ons mind you) get the food, and run back to the house with-ought getting arrested. ( the girls followed in cars to make sure we did this all) So me and 15 other guys striped and streaked....as we were getting ready,, all the guys were talking shit

"hey now, dont get embarrassed, im huge"
or
try not to trip over mylong fat cock

and shit like that.. Out of all those guys, I cam in 2nd in size.. yet was the shortest in hight...but in the end.. we all got laid that night XD

 

[Qbig]

I don't usually reply - my first post actually - but here's my thought.

Sounds like they were incredibly self-concious of it and were trying to hide the fact from others. Poorly and in an immature way, but still an effort.

 

[B_big dirigible]

rather than barking about how much bigger they are than the next dog.

I've always wondered what dogs bark about. They're certainly barking about something of common interest. Unless they're all barking "shut up" to whoever starts it. (I don't put much weight on that possibility.)

 

[hypolimnas]

I've always wondered what dogs bark about. They're certainly barking about something of common interest. Unless they're all barking "shut up" to whoever starts it. (I don't put much weight on that possibility.)

Ok I confess, I've trained three dogs to yell THIS at the other dogs:

MY OWNER HAS A BIGGER DICK THAN YOUR OWNER!

 

[thearbitre]

If you are braggin' then you ain't hangin'...

 

[chico8]

I dated a guy who was convinced he had a huge dick. I was easily two inches longer than he was so he considered mine enormous. I'm only 8" so he was obviously 6". His obsession with inflating his dick size was a real turn off and very pathetic.

 

[quercusone]

That's another reason Howard Stern is a genius. He probably is average size. But by always talking about how small he is, when a girl does finally see it, she is probably pleasantly suprised. If he talked about how big it was, a girls reaction would be the opposite....even though his cock would be the same average size.

That's why I generally keep my mouth shut. Problem is friends see me...in the shower in college or showering after a workout now....and start spreading the word I'm big. Then I have to live up to that when I eventually "get some by word of mouth". I think I'm a good size but never have thought I'm enormous.....maybe cuz I see this thing everyday and so it seems average to me....I dunno...

 

[Mr. Snakey]

That's another reason Howard Stern is a genius. He probably is average size. But by always talking about how small he is, when a girl does finally see it, she is probably pleasantly suprised. If he talked about how big it was, a girls reaction would be the opposite....even though his cock would be the same average size.

That's why I generally keep my mouth shut. Problem is friends see me...in the shower in college or showering after a workout now....and start spreading the word I'm big. Then I have to live up to that when I eventually "get some by word of mouth". I think I'm a good size but never have thought I'm enormous.....maybe cuz I see this thing everyday and so it seems average to me....I dunno...

Yes. I couldn't agree more. I was never a bragger with the women. I would let them see for themself. The friends i can relate too also. As for the size thing i can relate to also. It is just normal for me. It is part of my body. We see it everyday. To someone who hasnt seen it before it can come as a shock :smile:

 

[Matthew]

Most of the people i know..well all of them except a few don't brag about their size...maybe next time they do i'll give them a dose of "size" haha

*Matthew slyly pretends to brag about his size ...*

 

[B_devilsnight007]

If you are braggin' then you ain't hangin'...

haha exactly...

I have a friend who use to always brag, but i blew him off all the time, so I really knew that he wasn't as big as he said he was... and then some people found out he wasn't that big and he got pissed and just bragged about it more... lol

 

[xxncxx]

In one of my classes last year a couple football players were going around "guessing" the size of the cocks in our class and of course they made themselves the biggest, but I can't help laughing at it now because their interpretation of large wasn't really large at all.

 

[Magic 8]

It's usually the ones bragging the loudest that are hung the shortest. What I can't undedrstand is why there is any reason to brag about something that you had nothing to do with anyway.

 

[Gaydane]

I know a guy, he is 5-6 years younger than me, one day he claimed to have a 20 cm. dick. But a few months later I saw him stiff under the shower and I would say it was max. 15-16 cm....

People tend to exagerate their actual size.

 

[Athleticman60516]

Isn't there a spell check function here?

actually, most of my high school was like that. I was at a party and my bud lost a bet to this one chick. since we all agreed to stand by my friends side, all the guys ended up having to strip but naked, run down the block to the all night McDonnell's, walk up and order food at the drive threw (with hard ons mind you) get the food, and run back to the house with-ought getting arrested. ( the girls followed in cars to make sure we did this all) So me and 15 other guys striped and streaked....as we were getting ready,, all the guys were talking shit

"hey now, dont get embarrassed, im huge"
or
try not to trip over mylong fat cock

and shit like that.. Out of all those guys, I cam in 2nd in size.. yet was the shortest in hight...but in the end.. we all got laid that night XD

 

[B_big dirigible]

Have you ever met a guy who was WAAAY too overconfident about the size of his 'equipment'?

This isn't actually overdconfidence. This is delusion (if he doesn't realize it), or compensation (if he does).

 

[patrick9999]

My sisters boyfriend used to say he was hung. Not really bragging just little comments here and there.

One time in the showers at a campground I seen it after he just got out of a hot shower. It's the shortest I have ever seen (an inch, maybe) and mostly just a knob - which was almost twice as thick as the shaft. Of course he was flaccid but skin can only stretch so far and I didn't notice to many wrinkles - which I think would be there if it got big when erect.

 

[viking1]

This isn't actually overdconfidence. This is delusion (if he doesn't realize it), or compensation (if he does).

You are exactly right. I have met some guys with this attitude.