We Don't Watch The Same Movies . . .

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  1. Principessa

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    My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out "get this out of me? Give me the drugs." She looked at me and said, "You did this to me you bastard!"
    I casually replied, "If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, "it'll be too painful."

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    My girlfriend and I were making love last night when she looked up at me and said "Make love to me like in the movies".

    So I turned her over on all fours, stuck it in her ass, pulled out, flipped her back over and came all over her face and hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies.
     
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    Brilliant... :)
     
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    Riot. And i think you're slowly losing what's left of your mind. either that, or Jakeatolla is having a bad influence on you. j/k. :biggrin: :hug: :kiss:
     
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    I'll take that as a compliment. :biggrin: As I consider Jakeatolla to be one of the finest comic minds on the site. :tongue: :lmao:
     
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    I know you will, and I agree; Jakeatolla does have a good, tho abstract sense of humor, no?
     
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