Don't get mad at me, it's a quote from a song. It's called "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon, and Simon Rex (aka Dirt Nasty) is in it too. Apparently he has a huge schlong. I wouldn't take Avalon's word though, he was a street whore.
This song is pretty funny though, if you can excuse the horrible rhyme schemes.
YouTube - Mickey Avalon - My Dick - Music Video
This song is pretty funny though, if you can excuse the horrible rhyme schemes.
YouTube - Mickey Avalon - My Dick - Music Video