We Got Dicks Like Jesus

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  1. e_a_s_t

    e_a_s_t New Member

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    Don't get mad at me, it's a quote from a song. It's called "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon, and Simon Rex (aka Dirt Nasty) is in it too. Apparently he has a huge schlong. I wouldn't take Avalon's word though, he was a street whore.

    This song is pretty funny though, if you can excuse the horrible rhyme schemes.

    YouTube - Mickey Avalon - My Dick - Music Video
     
  2. D_gravice

    D_gravice New Member

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    NO man, This is sad ....

    We should not even repeat things like that..!!

    Definately not the way to go...
     
  3. e_a_s_t

    e_a_s_t New Member

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    lol, i think it's funny. i'm lauging at it...not with it

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  4. D_Portelay Porquesword

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    That mess is pitiful at best. My mother used to say "They have run slap out of things to sing about."

    Word.
     
  5. e_a_s_t

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    I thought we could laugh about it...i dont think he's trying to be the next rakim or anything.
     
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    HaagenDazs New Member

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    I think it's funny. The people with their noses in the air and asses on their shoulder, or the Christians might be offended, but I think it's HILARIOUS. Sometimes we have to learn when it's ok to laugh.
     
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    Kind of like some other threads on here, I could see a thread where people start a rap about their penis and then the next poster continues it. Could be pretty funny. I don't have any creativity this late at night, though. I leave it to someone else's genius.
     
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    dude i love that song i have it on my ipod and its hella funny
     
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    "No, no," said the grammar teacher. "Jesus was well-hanged."
     
  10. erratic

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    Jesus built my hotrod.

    It's a love affair. Mainly Jesus. And my hotrod.

    Ah, fuck it.


    Too obscure?
     
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