Didn't know where to post this to be honest, thought I'd just throw it out there "I want to be on you" sorry kidding. ANYWAY....
So I'm in a nightclub with my rugby boys one night, all up in the VIP lounge being the arrogant rugby guy thing that we are. And I get a text message from a number I don't recognise saying "We hear you you have a big one?"
Being slightly drunk we decided to send them back a photo message. So one of the guys comes into the toilet and takes a phone photo of it for me (yes I know, the eternal debate of very homo behaviour by very hetero men). We get the photo and send it to whoever was texting. So more banter back and forth ensues and generally I leave with my ego a bit more inflated.
About a week later I'm in our usualy room at our usually club, post match and three girls are crowded around one of their phones, I have a cheeky look at what they are looking at and there is that photo I'd had taken! Before I say anything the girls know I'm there and are saying things like, "Look at that, its huge" "Bet you wish you had one like that" "I wonder whose it is" "Must be fake, from the internet"
It would seem that this picture was currently being Bluetoothed (free picture sharing between phones) around most of the university! It had taken about a week to come full circle and have someone ask em if i wanted a copy.
I of course pointed out that it was in fact me to which the girls naturally replied "Yeah whatever we've had like 5 guys say that to us already!"
So I'm in a nightclub with my rugby boys one night, all up in the VIP lounge being the arrogant rugby guy thing that we are. And I get a text message from a number I don't recognise saying "We hear you you have a big one?"
Being slightly drunk we decided to send them back a photo message. So one of the guys comes into the toilet and takes a phone photo of it for me (yes I know, the eternal debate of very homo behaviour by very hetero men). We get the photo and send it to whoever was texting. So more banter back and forth ensues and generally I leave with my ego a bit more inflated.
About a week later I'm in our usualy room at our usually club, post match and three girls are crowded around one of their phones, I have a cheeky look at what they are looking at and there is that photo I'd had taken! Before I say anything the girls know I'm there and are saying things like, "Look at that, its huge" "Bet you wish you had one like that" "I wonder whose it is" "Must be fake, from the internet"
It would seem that this picture was currently being Bluetoothed (free picture sharing between phones) around most of the university! It had taken about a week to come full circle and have someone ask em if i wanted a copy.
I of course pointed out that it was in fact me to which the girls naturally replied "Yeah whatever we've had like 5 guys say that to us already!"
