We masturbate more than ever, we no longer have sex

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by B_johnschlong, Mar 5, 2007.

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Do you masturbate more often than having sex?

  1. I'm a woman, I masturbate more frequently than I have sex

    8 vote(s)
    10.3%
  2. I'm a woman, I have sex more frequently than I masturbate

    4 vote(s)
    5.1%
  3. I'm a man, I masturbate more frequently than I have sex

    57 vote(s)
    73.1%
  4. I'm a man, I have sex more frequently than I masturbate

    9 vote(s)
    11.5%
  1. B_johnschlong

    B_johnschlong New Member

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    Interesting research in my country shows an amazing trend: we have stopped having sex, and instead we collectively jerk off and rub our pussies more frenetically than ever.

    Solo-sex is now dominant. The researchers blame the internet, the free mass availability of porn, and stressful life-styles which make masturbating easier than having sex.

    "How often do you have sex per week / how often do you masturbate per week?"

    Men:
    -1996: 1.8 times per week / 2.2 times per week
    -2006: 1.1 times per week / 3.1 times per week

    Women:
    -1996: 1.6 times per week / 0.8 times per week
    -2006: 1.2 times per week / 1.6 times per week

    I mean, WTF??

    Ok, lets do a poll: do you masturbate more often than you have sex with a partner?
     
  2. No_Strings

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    I masturbate more frequently than I have sex :(
     
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    I'm not having sex so of course i masterbate a lot more than having sex! Hmmmm, hope that changes in the near future!
     
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    What country are you in with that statistic ?
     
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    Remember in DOGMA, where chris Rock as Rufus tells Jay that he masturbates more than anyone on the planet. I thought of that because it's true. This article confirms my usual habits are what everyone else is doing. Also it just struck me as funny this thread did.
     
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    That would be Belgium. Maybe it's not really a representative country. There's lots of very stressed out, busy and lonely wankers out here. :biggrin1:

    Moreover, the research was limited to Flanders, the most stressed out part of the country. And now that we're at it, we Flemish people have this saying: "the Walloons are poor, lazy and they fornicate too much". It's a bit of a racist joke because the Walloons are considerably poorer, have twice the unemployment rate, and indeed, much larger families - but we just don't like them that much, because we pay them way too much (complex matter of transfers from the Flemish part of the country to Wallonia).

    This frustration amounts to such generalised stereotypes as "Walloon girls are dumb but always in for a fkk."

    Anyways, it's a bit like New Yorkers talking about Texan trailer trash, I guess. It's basically wankers against wet Wendy's. :biggrin1:
     
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    A very sad statistic, indeed!

    During a typical menstrual cycle, my wife and I fuck each other about 5-6 days a week when she's on heat, and average once or twice a week during the 'off season'. Usually, I don't masturbate when she's 'on' (absolutely no need!), but would wank about three times during a week in which she's 'off'.

    Interestingly, in any given week, the total number of orgasms would be about the same (though quality not as good in an 'off' week!).
     
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    Oh boy, one of my favorite cage matches, Walloons vs. Flems.

    Which one uses a chicken as an emblem? Walloons, I think. Maybe it's a rooster.
     
  9. Principessa

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    I'm a woman and I'm single, of course I masturbate more frequently than I have sex. I have nobody to have sex with. :tongue:
     
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    You mean you didn't learn this on the tractor forum?:tongue:
     
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    I wonder if the fact that this survey shows people now masturbate more than they have sex could have anything to do with the increase in internet use? Get off your bums people :)
     
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    I masurbate every day - sex or no sex ... I still do it and love it
     
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    What she said..but when im with someone i almost never masturbate unless it is mutual..or unless he isnt avaliable :redface:
     
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    I'm with Les there (well, not literally.) But I masturbate as often, even if I'm having sex. Masturbating & sex go hand in hand, (ha ha!) but truly, I wouldn't masturbate as often if I were having multiple partner sex. Would partner sex be better? Sure! But that'd be unsafe wouldn't it! Perhaps in this day & age of STD's, we've learned a thing or two.
     
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    As a single women...sure I do masturbate more.

    But a fenomena is happening to me recently: before I just "cold" masturbate objectively to release it. And as now I need interaction with someone real whom I crave to masturbate.

    I'm in a phase now much prefer do it with some cheering, yeh, here you go, etc etc Much better cozy situation than the old one.
     
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    Are you kidding me? I am a single mom. Of course I masturbate more than I have sex!
     
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    I masturbate more than you have sex but have sex more than I masturbate, okay!!
     
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    We masturbate as a routine part of sex, but since I only want sex 3-4 times a week, he masturbates on the "off days". But then we ARE older now, and after a while, too much or too frequent stimulation dulls the response.

    We have the best mutual sex after we've been apart a few days.
     
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