Wearing Kilts!

[D_officeflop]

haha, ive got a funny story.
i was out for my friends birthday one night in a club and i was wearing a kilt and obvisiously was true scotsman as iam 100% scottish.
and i got so drunk later on, i forgot i wasnt wearing any underwear...and i was sitting next to her getting a pic took with her and when the photo was put on her pc she realised when i sat down beside her, legs spread..my cock and balls were hanging down from the kilt infront the seat i was sitting on..i thought it ruined her birthday picture but she found it very funny and since now has nicknamed me "the floppy donkey" haha.

 

[Gisella]

"Ring-ding diddle diddle aye-dee-oh
Ring di-diddlee-aye-oh
Oh I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilts."

:bigok:

Yeh I for sure prefer my Scottish males beauties in their kilts more heavy duty built, outdoors males and more matured seasoned looking ones...thick and muscular all over as golden hairy too...yumi!

:beerchug:

 

[novice_btm]

So, I was wearing a kilt at an event, I was bending over trying to help fix a wobbly table, when I SWEAR I felt warm breath near my ass. I kind of ignore it, continue fixing, I hear some whoops, and laughs, I spin around, and there is this guy, that I barely know, down, almost sitting on the ground, staring up at me, half-smiling, half-startled, telling me, "Uh, I was just tying my shoe." WTF? I occasionally have had my kilt lifted before, and even had a hand dart up to try for a feel, but has anyone else had anything so forward happen?

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I occasionally have had my kilt lifted before, and even had a hand dart up to try for a feel, but has anyone else had such a moment of joy?

Not me, nov.

 

[PECTACULAR]

I have had guys try to take a quick feel. I take it as a fun compliment if they mean it in good fun and not lechery.

The most forward I ever had was someone walk up and in one motion lift the front of the kilt. Really took me by shock. He said he was checking to see if I was wearing underwear.

you see a kilt....assume commando!

(but you know I wouuld like to l ook up your kilt- NOVICE BTM

 

[novice_btm]

Not me, nov.

Well, when you put it THAT way.

...you see a kilt....assume commando!

(but you know I wouuld like to l ook up your kilt- NOVICE BTM

I think he DID assume you were commando and that's why he lifted it. :wink:

(Well, it is the holiday season, so you never know :tongue: )

 

[ScottishLad]

Actually most men wear a thong under a kilt....and yes I have researched it in the actual country

I have ever yet to meet a Scottish man who owns a thong, let alone one who would wear a thong with a kilt!

Can you imagine being in the toilets at a wedding and some guy pulling up his kilt on to be seen wearing a thong!

He would be ridiculed and no doubt someone would grab a microphone from a band member and should it for all to hear!

I would say that 70% of Scottish men (me included) do not wear underwear wearing a kilt and the remainder do, particularly if it is Hogmanay (New Year's Eve) or just cold....

 

[Mr. Snakey]

And old and interesting thread:smile:

 

[Packin]

Novice Btm:

Um - thanks m8.
JC

 

[novice_btm]

Thanks m8.
JC

Mmm... Now there's someone I haven't seen in a while, and always glad when I do. :bj::biggrin1:

 

[Packin]

Yeah, been busy.
Actually, I don't think I've formally introduced myself -- name's Jason.

; )

 

[novice_btm]

Yeah, been busy.
Actually, I don't think I've formally introduced myself -- name's Jason.

; )

Not formally, but let's just say I've seen you around. :tongue:
Jason

We chatted a few times, AGES ago, on Sporran Clan.

 

[PaulF]

I worked in a menswear kilt hire store for a good few years.
When we hired out the kilts we had a notice inside advising the customer to wear underwear when wearing a kilt, as not doing so the kilt fabric can result in penis burn......The head of your penis rubbing against the wool can be very sore

 

[PECTACULAR]

Happy to see this tread back. Just ordered a new "hunter's" plaid kilt this week. Can't wait to get it.

Lets see more kilts. Any new pics guys? Jason, I want to be YOUR friend. Great pics, thank Novice

 

[Viking_UK]

Yet another Scottish kiltie here.
I've only worn boxers under it once - when my mother had a blue fit about me dancing commando. They stayed on for about five minutes. Never again. It totally changes the way the kilt hangs and moves.

I just got sent a pic of a Scottish bar stool. I haven't been able to find it on line, but I'm sure it's out there. It's definitely designed for a kilt wearer or naturist as it's anatomically correct. If I find it, I'll post the link.

I haven't read through the whole thread, so apoligies if this has been said before,
How do you tell a Scotsman's clan? Flip up his kilt. If he's a quarter pounder, he's a McDonald.

The Utilikilts are a great idea. I met a Canadian guy wearing one a few years ago in Manchester. One day, I'll probably get one, but until then, I'll make do with my wool one. I've got a desk job so it's not practical for wear on a daily basis - it's murder on the pleats - but I wear it whenever I can. It's great for getting attention, but there are a few caveats. Never let yourself get caught by a bunch of drunk women. It hurts. Talk about the deaf old woman yanking on the bell cord! When sitting down, keep one hand behind on the pleats and press down in front with the other so you can keep something back for later display, unless, of course, you want to show all.

I find a lot of the time these days, it's too hot, but then what do you expect when you've got eight yards of 13oz worsted wrapped around your waist? I've been out in blizzards in mine and the only bits that got cold were my kneecaps. One thing about wearing it in winter though is that if it gets wet and freezes, the pleats will slash the backs of your legs to ribbons.

 

[Meniscus]

I just got sent a pic of a Scottish bar stool. I haven't been able to find it on line, but I'm sure it's out there. It's definitely designed for a kilt wearer or naturist as it's anatomically correct. If I find it, I'll post the link.

I tried to find the pic you mentioned. No luck, but I did find this instead:
TheCarpetBag.com: things you wish you'd never seen

 

[novice_btm]

I tried to find the pic you mentioned. No luck, but I did find this instead:
TheCarpetBag.com: things you wish you'd never seen

Um, yeah, if those guys are "traditional", "regimental", or "true", then whoever sat there next plopped down on a nice big helping of sweaty-ass-crack-and-sack residue. uke:

(Um, no offense to anyone into that type of residue. )

 

[prepstudinsc]

Um, yeah, if those guys are "traditional", "regimental", or "true", then whoever sat there next plopped down on a nice big helping of sweaty-ass-crack-and-sack residue. :vomit:
(Um, no offense to anyone into that type of residue. )

Such a vile and putrid thought!

 

[novice_btm]

Such a vile and putrid thought!

Not to mention if you're wearing a kilt yourself, and sit that way also, repeating the process, and also getting your junk all over someone else's junk residue. Eeeew!

(OK, so I'm, uh, a BIT germophobic)

 

[naughty]

Alrighty then!

Has anyone tried one of the black leather Kilts? I think that would look wonderful on the right guy.