"Wedding Confessions" A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married.*Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had*a confession to make; the reason that they have not been*too intimate is because she is very flat chested. If the guy*wishes to cancel the wedding, it is okay with her. The guy*thought about it for a while, and said he does not mind*she is flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a*marriage. Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and*said that he also wants to make a confession; he said below*his waist, it is just like a baby. If the girl wants to cancel the*marriage, it is okay with him. The girl thought about it for a*while and said that she does not mind, and she also believed there are other things far more important than sex in a marriage. They were happy that they were honest with each other. *They went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes; she is*as flat as a washboard. Finally, the guy took off his clothes.*After one glance at the guy's naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor. When she became conscious, the guy*asked, "I told you before we got married. Why did you still*faint?" The girl said, "You told me it was just like a baby." The guy replied, "It is! It's weight is 8 pounds and it's 21*inches long."