Wedding Confessions"

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  1. FlowerChick

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    "Wedding Confessions"

    A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married.*Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had*a confession to make; the reason that they have not been*too intimate is because she is very flat chested. If the guy*wishes to cancel the wedding, it is okay with her. The guy*thought about it for a while, and said he does not mind*she is flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a*marriage.

    Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and*said that he also wants to make a confession; he said below*his waist, it is just like a baby. If the girl wants to cancel the*marriage, it is okay with him. The girl thought about it for a*while and said that she does not mind, and she also believed
    there are other things far more important than sex in a
    marriage.

    They were happy that they were honest with each other. *They went on to Vegas and got married.

    On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes; she is*as flat as a washboard. Finally, the guy took off his clothes.*After one glance at the guy's naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor. When she became conscious, the guy*asked, "I told you before we got married. Why did you still*faint?"

    The girl said, "You told me it was just like a baby."

    The guy replied, "It is! It's weight is 8 pounds and it's 21*inches long."
     
  2. D_mdemifugue

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    lol, very nice. thank you for helping me wake up with a good laugh.
     
  3. D_Rawkesbye Deadheade

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    LOL... good one.
     
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