Wedding Night Pranks.

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  1. BUSTERHYMAN

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    The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
    The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.

    The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.

    The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.

    The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:

    “DEAR FRIENDS,
    WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED.

    THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE B@ST@RD WHO PUT NOVOCAINE IN THE VASELINE!”
     
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