Weigh your dick?

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Have you ever weighed your dick?

Sometimes I hear guys bragging about how "heavy" their dicks are.
I've heard "three lbs" and so on.

Why would a dude weigh his dick? If you've done it, how did you weigh it
and how much did it weigh?
 

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I don't know how it could be weighed properly attached to your body. It would probably be altered by how much pressure you apply to the scale with it.
 

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Stand on a good bathroom scale when you don't have an erection, and then when you do. The difference in weight will tell you how much blood pumped into your hard-on. Voila!




(Okay, I'm not going to leave you with the impression that I'm stupid. But a drunken girl at a party once asked "Do you weigh more when you have a hard-on?")
 

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hello all!
I made a plaster cast of a friend's big one!
I duplicated it in chocolate....
it took 800 grams!!!!!
dick is 21,5cm and rather thick....
I was not expecting that would tke me such a quantity of cocoa!!!!
 

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It could be done with some simple physics and a protractor. You simply weigh your penis on a scale pointing slightly upward and then measure the angle between your body and the direction of your shaft. Using this info you could then solve for the total weight of your penis
 

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I used archimides principle to weigh my dick in high school. My balls and hard cock weighed almost 8 lbs. I'm not really sure what to do with that information though.
 

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My equipment displacement is .5 liters, very hard (after looking a trevor3's pix), the water would weigh 1.1 lbs, flesh is very slightly lighter.
 

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Stand on a good bathroom scale when you don't have an erection, and then when you do. The difference in weight will tell you how much blood pumped into your hard-on. Voila!




(Okay, I'm not going to leave you with the impression that I'm stupid. But a drunken girl at a party once asked "Do you weigh more when you have a hard-on?")


Not that I know more than you guys but on this answer since the blood is already in ur body ur not really adding weight since its already on u so umm yeah,