Weigh your dick?

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  1. BIGdkluver

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    Have you ever weighed your dick?

    Sometimes I hear guys bragging about how "heavy" their dicks are.
    I've heard "three lbs" and so on.

    Why would a dude weigh his dick? If you've done it, how did you weigh it
    and how much did it weigh?
     
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    I don't know how it could be weighed properly attached to your body. It would probably be altered by how much pressure you apply to the scale with it.
     
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    cut it off first then measure it
    simple as is
     
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    That's a little extreme, Snakebyte.

    Just cut off the first 1/10th, weigh that and multiply by 10.
     
  5. Mr. Snakey

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    No i wont weight my penis..........:tongue:
     
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    ...as your username aptly implies.
     
  7. Mr. Snakey

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    What would you use to weigh it? Mabye a food scale?:tongue:
     
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    Stand on a good bathroom scale when you don't have an erection, and then when you do. The difference in weight will tell you how much blood pumped into your hard-on. Voila!




    (Okay, I'm not going to leave you with the impression that I'm stupid. But a drunken girl at a party once asked "Do you weigh more when you have a hard-on?")
     
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    hello all!
    I made a plaster cast of a friend's big one!
    I duplicated it in chocolate....
    it took 800 grams!!!!!
    dick is 21,5cm and rather thick....
    I was not expecting that would tke me such a quantity of cocoa!!!!
     
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    It could be done with some simple physics and a protractor. You simply weigh your penis on a scale pointing slightly upward and then measure the angle between your body and the direction of your shaft. Using this info you could then solve for the total weight of your penis
     
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    I used archimides principle to weigh my dick in high school. My balls and hard cock weighed almost 8 lbs. I'm not really sure what to do with that information though.
     
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    My equipment displacement is .5 liters, very hard (after looking a trevor3's pix), the water would weigh 1.1 lbs, flesh is very slightly lighter.
     
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    Not that I know more than you guys but on this answer since the blood is already in ur body ur not really adding weight since its already on u so umm yeah,
     
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    I think that's what the second paragraph was about.
     
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    Yeah i guess that makes sense to a point..
     
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    8 lbs? :eek:
     
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    there sas a blog with a formular for weighing testes... no one has one for this... come on guys !!.. whats up with that ????
     
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    All I know is, you gain 1 inch for every 35 pounds you lose. Eventually that even tapers off, heard it on Oprah.
     
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