Weighing your balls

[D_Barney_Ballstomper]

Has anyone else ever tried to weigh your balls? I was thinking about trying water displacement somehow but was wondering if there's a good method. Thanks.

 

[BIGDP]

Hmmm. I'm going to have to try that. My complication is that my balls are big, but they are what we would call "high and tight." I'll probably have to soak in a hot tub to get them loose enough to weigh.

I'll keep everyone posted.
DP

 

[chaoticbear]

Hmm, water displacement would only determine volume, not weight. Although you could make the argument that you would just weigh the water, the volume displaced will depend on, literally, how yer hangin'.

 

[D_Deceptivus Wrongpeter]

I don't know if it's practical. Even very large nuts aren't that heavy, and because of the nature of the attachment to the rest of the body, you will probably come up too light or too heavy because the scale will read the force applied thru your sack and cords.

My suggestion would be look the weight up in Merck or Gray's. There should be a bracket weight. You'd be on the heavy side of the scale.

 

[D_Barney_Ballstomper]

Merck or Gray's?

I don't know if it's practical. Even very large nuts aren't that heavy, and because of the nature of the attachment to the rest of the body, you will probably come up too light or too heavy because the scale will read the force applied thru your sack and cords.

My suggestion would be look the weight up in Merck or Gray's. There should be a bracket weight. You'd be on the heavy side of the scale.

 

[D_Deceptivus Wrongpeter]

Do I wanna know what's in that glove?

 

[D_Deceptivus Wrongpeter]

Merck and Grey's Anatomy are standard anatomical reference works.

 

[D_Barney_Ballstomper]

Oh gotcha. Thanks.

 

[crossy]

shIGREEN Why do you want to weigh your balls? From looking at you I would say 12.75 grams the pair.

 

[LuvMensCocks]

Digital scale, right out of the shower, warm the plate with a hair dryer and bring the scale to the balls, My husband did it right after cumming and then about a week later. The undrained nuts were a tad heavier. I cannot remember the weights but it was fun.

 

[D_Barney_Ballstomper]

I guess I was just curious. People sometimes ask also. I don't know, I guess guys here measure everything else about their dicks so I figured someone may have a good method. Not a big deal.

shIGREEN Why do you want to weigh your balls? From looking at you I would say 12.75 grams the pair.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

Digital scale, right out of the shower, warm the plate with a hair dryer and bring the scale to the balls, My husband did it right after cumming and then about a week later. The undrained nuts were a tad heavier. I cannot remember the weights but it was fun.

"Undrained nuts"?? People realize that although sperm is made in the testicles, it isn't stored there, right?? The components of ejaculate come from the prostate, the seminal vesicles, and Cowper's gland.

 

[BigDallasDick8x6]

Anyone wanting their balls weighed, place them on my tongue. Your ball weight and fortune, 25 cents. LOL

 

[D_Barney_Ballstomper]

He's right, a significant portion of semen is stored elsewhere then the balls, though some is.

"Undrained nuts"??People realize that although sperm is made in the testicles, it isn't stored there, right??The components of ejaculate come from the prostate, the seminal vesicles, and Cowper's gland.

 

[LuvMensCocks]

"Undrained nuts"?? People realize that although sperm is made in the testicles, it isn't stored there, right?? The components of ejaculate come from the prostate, the seminal vesicles, and Cowper's gland.

He's right, a significant portion of semen is stored elsewhere then the balls, though some is.

I could'nt tell you why they were heavier, They just were. Thanks for the science lesson DallasDICK.

 

[D_Barney_Ballstomper]

I could'nt tell you why they were heavier, They just were. Thanks for the science lesson DallasDICK.

Yeah occasionally I'll get that feeling so I don't discount it happening.