Weird dream

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  1. luklakls

    luklakls New Member

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    last night i had the weirdest dream.

    i dont know where i was but i know it was a store an not a doctors office, but i was there buying something an a young lady (nice looking) ask me to pull down my pant so she can measure. i didnt feel awkwards cause i pulled them down an set"myself" on the glas table.(like the glass tables at jewelry store) she measures me an then right something down the she grabs my dick an jerks it off for a couple second till i start to get aroused, she waits til its fully hard an them measure it again, this time i see what she right an she right s down 7.5 in. then she looks up at me an smiles an i smile back an then she says thankyou an put my penis back in my pants an walks away.

    other employees are at there counters an people were causually walking around the store, so maybe this was a penis measuring store,lol,idk.
    around then i woke up so i dont remember what else happened if anything.

    either way this was one weird dream,
     
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    Was this your first 'weird' dream, or are you accustomed to having 'off the wall' ones? Also, how far off (if any) was she re. your measurements? I enjoy dreaming anything about my dick that gets me hard and reading about yours is 'fun'. Let us know if you have a continuation of this one. Thanks, luklakls.
     
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    well im only 7 inch long, so she was off.. maybe it means im gonna grow some more/
     
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    Hmmm maybe when you fall asleep they all come back and they want to measure ;) Guess this is to be continued...
     
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    *sigh* I remember the days my grandfather used to take me to the penis measuring store.... he would buy my an ice cream cone and get measured every second Tuesday...:biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:

    Dude, you have the funniest dreams.:biggrin1:
     
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    I'm gonna have a dream about my penis being 11" long tonight, to test this theory. :rolleyes:
     
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    If, only, I could visit each of you guys as you're dreaming those dreams! But, Alex, of all guys, I thought you would be happy with your endowment! Guess this goes to show the unsatisfied human condition!
     
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