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  1. Imported

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    The_Ruler: Male prostitute punched because he wasn't well endowed

    A man in Canada allegedly punched a male prostitute because he was not well endowed.

    The attacker allegedly told the prostitute that $50 (£22) was too much to pay unless he was well hung.

    The evidence may now be used to declare the man a dangerous offender, since he has been convicted of kidnapping and beating his estranged wife.

    Richard Condo was not charged at the time.

    Now a Canadian court must decide if the arresting officer's evidence will be admitted for the purpose of declaring Condo a dangerous offender.

    If declared a dangerous offender, Condo could be locked up indefinitely, the Ottawa Sun reports.
     
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    There was the story going around some time ago about the nude man who robbed a convenience store.

    When asked for a description of the perpetrator the clerk couldn't remember anything except that ...

    "He sure had a big penis."

    Pecker
     
  3. jonb

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    Whole new meaning to caveat venditor (seller beware).
     
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    A few years back, a man was accused of have sex with an under
    age girl. I believe he was a cop, and the girl claimed that his penis
    was below average, say 3 to 4 inches fully errect.
    His Defence was that he couldn't possibly be the man she had sex'with, because he was extremely large. His wife even testified to that fact,
    and there was some question as to how he could prove this fact to the judge. I can't remember how they resolved this fact, but he got off.
    No pun intended.:biggrin1:
     
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