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Weird Painting of Jesus Looks Like Son of God Has an Enormous Erection

Discussion in 'Models and Celebrities' started by 1069mars, Apr 24, 2010.

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    I don't want to comment, I want to get to heaven but this painting clearly shows that the guy on the cross was truly hung. :redface:
     
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    On the cross with a hard-on....sounds like a bad way to spend Easter.
     
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    Is an horrible picture any way.
     
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    don't you mean crucifiction
     
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    he was a jew, so he has to be cut!
     
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    Oh come on if that is not the man with a hard cock then I don't know what a cock looks like
     
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    Abdominal distention might be the excuse if it was just the shaft there. But presence of the "gonads" makes it very hard to believe this was not genitalia. The raphe is even drawn from top of shaft down and over the scrotum.

    As there are no colour pictures of Jesus, artist depictions of Jesus are, to a large extent, made from the artist's own interpretation of the human body. So the depiction of an uncircumcised penis on Jesus may be just artistic interpretation. Also, by not drawing an exposed glans, it makes this less erotic.

    By drawing a penis on Jesus, it also amplifies that he had a human body, just like other men on earth.

    And this may not necessarily be an erection. It could be after they lowered the cross down to the ground and JC was horizontal, with his flaccid dick laying on his stomach.
     
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    Fuckin' jealous Romans.
     
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    You people are just NOT RIGHT on here!! It's clearly an erection on Christ - such bad taste to do such a thing
     
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