Weird Pet Peeves

[Mr. Snakey]

Whistlers, too!

Oh yes this drives me crazy.

 

[B_Jennuine73]

*note to self- stop whistling in public*

 

[motoramic]

People who talk nasally and verbalize everything they are doing or going to do in an "automated robotic way"!

 

[TwasBrillig]

People who (or as some will say, people that) step off an escalator and stop to look around. !!! Ooops , pardon me, coming up behind you. So sorry. Crash! Manuel!!!

 

[unique_exposure]

People who think honking is a way to vent emotion. People who are too lazy to go and ring a doorbell and honk instead.

Its noise pollution and shows a total lack of concern for others.

// takes a deep breath.

 

[D_Theophallus Kneedgroin]

Couples who match!

HAHA one of rico's fears is we will match someday.


I HATE when people drive slow in the left lane!!!!
if you are not passing someone, stay in the right lane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UGH...EVERYDAY!!!!

 

[RookySteve1]

Store clerks who stop waiting on you to answer the phone.

This pisses me off too. There I stand with my money in my hand, and the cashier won't ask the caller to either hang on or call back. Grrrrrrrrrr!!!

 

[invisibleman]

I had a topic like this last year and I want to revive it, I found the responses hilarious...

One of mine is when a worker at a store, restaurant calls me by a term of endearment. "Have a nice day Honey." "Is that all you want dear?"

It drives me insane.

I remember almost being fired from a job I had for not wearing a name tag. I don't like strangers knowing my name, it's too personal, feels invasive somehow.

You don't have to use your real name. Ask your boss if you can use a nickname or a fake name. You don't have to use your real name on your name tag. I know a girl who has a unique name but her waitress name is Candace. I nicknamed her HARD CANDY (like the movie) she kicked a guy in the balls for copping a feel of her ass and her boobies. :biggrin1: She is a lesbian.

 

[invisibleman]

God, everything pisses me off! But here are some of the worst offenders:

1. People who stop abruptly at the barriers at the train station, blocking the flow of commuters (what the hell are they waiting for - an invite?)

2. People who say "you get me?" and "like" over and over when they are speaking. Like.

3. People who cough or sneeze without covering their mouth/nose. Ratchet this up by a factor of ten if they cough/sneeze in my direction.

4. People who talk loudly on mobile phones when they are out and about but especially on public transport - must we ALL be included in their conversation?

5. People who play their music in their cars with so much volume and base that they are clearly trying to entertain a block (or six!)

6. People who do not wash their sour bodies/brush their teeth before getting on the Tube and stand there while their noxious, bowel-smelling fumes take over the entire carriage. This stench is ten times worse in the summer. What kind of nastiness is that?

They should be lined up in a corral and shot. :smile:

 

[B_JasonDawgxxx]

Anything but white hangers in my closet.
Men in thong underwear.
People who dont pick up their feet when they walk.
Slow drivers in the far left lane.
Bad american t.v.
Corporate radio
Loud people on cell phones
People that are rude to shop keepers, waiters etc.
Bad fake purses
Bad weaves
People that have to talk during a movie.

 

[TwasBrillig]

Anyone who litters...

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Slow walkers, loud typers, people who ask too many questions without just listening and using common sense, people who apply lip chap religiously and people who don't keep their eyebrows maintained.

 

[lucky8]

car alarms

people who talk really loud and dont realize it

people who mow their lawn at 8 in the morning

excessive wind

people who dont fill out their paperwork BEFORE going to the bank

o and drivers who impede the flow of traffic and dont realize that everybody else is driving because they have somewhere to go, not because they want to enjoy the scenary

 

[SpeedoGuy]

I just hate being expected to be polite and make small talk with people while I'm trying to eat lunch and read the newspaper. I eat lunch at my desk.

 

[b.c.]

people peeves:

-people who shuffle along in slippers or flip flops (pick up yer feet will ya??)
-women who pop gum (don't know any men who do so)
-people who walk in the street when there's a perfectly good sidewalk right there!
-slow ass drivers who drive even slower just because they know you're trying to getaround em (catch a bus why doncha)
-people who say "knowaumsayin?" (no! what are you saying?)
-tellers and cashiers determined to take their damned good time

television:

-those dumb animated ads for upcoming shows that race across the bottom of your tv screen while you're watching something (I just AM getting used to those station icons)
-t.v. movie stations that don't even let the credits roll before they're showing you the next one already
-t.v. documentaries featuring "primitive" tribal societies that start off by telling you that nudity is a natural occurrence in that society, then proceed to digitally edit out everything even remotely suggesting of same

Monday mornings

 

[Irish]

Nearly all forced interaction with people I do not know irritates me to some degree. It's not that I can't get along with others, but I don't always want to.

Most classic literature.

People that type less than 100 WPM. It only really bothers me when I'm watching them do something or waiting for them. It's like watching old people leaving a restaurant: slide out of the booth, hobble to your feet, help your old friends up, look around to make sure you haven't knocked anyone over yet, pick your things up from the booth, look around again, make sure you have your hat, start walking, eventually make it to a door way, stop to make sure there are people behind you, don't let them around to open the door for you, struggle with the push/pull debacle, open the door... I guess add old people leaving restaurants to the list, and add murder being illegal if there are two sets of doors at said restaurant. But people typing less than 100 WPM is that level of pain to witness for me, I just want to do it for them.

People that compare dance games to dancing.

Religion.

 

[Principessa]

Oh yes this drives me crazy.

:redface: njqt466 promises to stop whistling Wild Thing at Mr. Snakey as he walks by.

Loud, obnoxious people pluck my last nerve

I didn't like ill-mannered children even as a child.

If at a buffet or covered dish type dinner I freak out if okra goo or a beet comes in contact with something I want to eat.

People that love reality television

People that only watch court tv or Jerry Springer type shows.

 

[invisibleman]

I hate how intrusive people's use of cellphones has become. If a guy brings a cellphone and uses it on a date, I leave. If a person is at a movie and uses the cellphone during the movie, I will yell out "TURN OFF THAT GODDAMN CELLPHONE!!!!"

Anyone who listens to and identifies with Ann Coulter and Michael Savage. If you are a fan of these people, you cuntifiable fucks can definately stay away.

Mysterious individuals who leave religious tracts in unexpecting places like mall restrooms, dressing rooms at the GAP, on car windows, elevators, and etcetera. If they are on the stand urinal...I drop it in the toilet and piss on it. Hey, you do not see me putting up gay porn pics, mixtapes of house and R&B, and Martha Stewart mags in churches, do ya? Why should I have to tolerate some people necessity to feel that I need their judgment and a creed?

I hate being at a magazine shelf at a bookstore...while reading a potential magazine, have like six subscribers' cards drop out of it while I am perusing it. I pick them up and put them in the trash. Sometimes, I just leave them on the ground.

I hate flaky people.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

:redface: njqt466 promises to stop whistling Wild Thing at Mr. Snakey as he walks by.

Loud, obnoxious people pluck my last nerve

I didn't like ill-mannered children even as a child.

If at a buffet or covered dish type dinner I freak out if okra goo or a beet comes in contact with something I want to eat.

People that love reality television

People that only watch court tv or Jerry Springer type shows.

Well if its you whistling than thats ok:wink: It just drives me insane. It hits a raw nerve in me. I cant help it.:tongue:

 

[killerb]

UGLY FEET! let's face facts, sandals are just not for everyone...

combovers...just cut it off, man...trust me you'll look & feel better!

fake people...why pretend to be something you're not? life's too short for that crap...