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On the floor of a shop in the shopping mall at Tower Hill in London at 6pm in the evening, behind one of the displays, with a mate who worked there. He pulled a souvenir beanie hat off the sales display after we had both cum and we wiped up using that (don't worry - he threw it in the bin and wrote it off as damaged stock).
 

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Sometimes I wonder if that that cum contained the seed that could have made things better. Then I wonder, it may have been the seed to make things worserer :).

Then I think..I think too much :) :)
 

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My BF and I once made it in the outside,glass elevator on the N/E side of the Peachtree Westin in Atlanta. It's 73 stories tall and takes 2 minutes, so we did it on the way up, no one was waiting to go back down, and we just started to get dressed when the door opened on the bottom and two couples were there waiting to go up, one lady hollered and we ran for our lives!! it was very exciting!
 
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A few places that have not been mentioned. While driving a car, in a public bath room, hotel hot tub and so on.

On my motor bike while riding on the hiway at 70 mph, my cum shot all over my jacket, tank and face.

Last Xmas while I was driving with my sister in law in the passenger seat and my wife in the back seat. It was dark, they were chatting, and I had a bulky sweater on. They had no idea I was doing a slow JO.
 
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The above elevator story caused me to remembered this.

About 4 years ago, I rode the Wonder Wheel at Coney Island, NY on one very hot summer
afternoon. For some reason the friends I was with did not want to ride, so I went alone and
ended up in a car all by myself, and in one of the outside ring cars of the wheel. There is an
outside ring of cars that are stable....and an inside ring of cars the slide down and rock as
the wheel turns. I wanted to take pictures, so selected to go in one of the outside, stable cars
with no obstruction for better photos.

I never head exactly what happened...some say a woman rider began giving birth...but the
wheel was stopped and stayed stationary for about 40 minutes. We were told by speaker that
there was a medical problem and the wheel would move soon. Luckily my car was on the very
top and I have good views for taking lots of photos.

After a while I looked down and could see into one of the inside cars...and saw a couple having
hot sex.....really going at it with gusto! The car was one of the rocking ones, so their exuberant movement had it rocking-n-rolling! :rolleyes:

It got me going and so.....I edged watching them for about 15 minutes until I eventually heard
him begin yelling with his orgasm. I immediately shot my load through the metal safety cage
with no idea where it went. Eventually the cars started to move again...taking my car about 15
minutes or so to reach the bottom. Since the loading area was right under the top car when the
car was exactlly on top...where I have been stalled, I wonder if some one at the loading area
got hit. I hope not.


 
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back seat of car w/older bro. I was behind our dad who was driving, bro teasing me by pulling out his hard cock, Dad's buddy in front passenger seat in low cut open armed shirt showing his massive pecs and dad blurted out "get it out of your system before we get there boys" and passenger ordered us to strip and he watched us. I shot first, before I could catch my breath older bro leaned over and shot on my chest which he thought was funny. dads buddy sheer black hard car.jpg
 

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In a cave...about 70 metres up a well-eroded cliff face in Morialta Falls Nat Park near where I live. Climbing makes me horny...erm yeah.

That reminds me....
Many years ago, I was into caving (Spelunking) in Georgia and Tennessee with my BF at the time. Great caves.....Cumberland and Tuckaleechee in Tennessee...and Sitton's and Frick's caves in
Georgia were some of our favorites.

Anyway, crawling around through tight paces on your belly in the dark and in scary places...
sounds of water dripping, bats fluttering, plus the dankness of the cave smells...PLUS dangling
on ropes that bind around your groin......all that can sometimes be very arousing. Or. it is to me.

And, when it happens and you have an opportunity for some privacy (or maybe not..;).)..and
you are in a safe situation.....you take care of the problem. :yum
Wanking...as well as all sorts of sex while spelunking can be really FUN! :yum:rolleyes::p:eek:
 

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In the classroom it was two o'clock in the afternoon it was an hour before to start the class and I was alone, as the classroom has polarized glasses can not be seen from the outside, so I decided to take off my pants and start to shake it quietly, when I ejaculated I left it in the floor there until it dry.