weird places to jack off

[mista geechee]

i got one to top all of those from page 1-10.

it was the day before april fool's day in 2004. i nutted all up in this kids shampoo. finniest shit ever.

 

[B_Demention]

When I was 20 I had thanksgiving over at my then-girlfriend's house. Once there, we figured we had some time before the whole shebang so we slipped downstairs and started having sex in the basement. We heard people about to come down though, and were able to pull our pants up and make like nothing had happened just in time, but with the result that I had blue balls all throughout the turkey dinner. Afterwards, I pulled her behind the kitchen island (there was nobody else in there) and jerked off all over her face. That was as close as I've come to being lewd in public, haha.

 

[wiretwister]

I've jerked while driving many times. My favorite rush was doing it in the steam room at the gym, probably 3 or 4 times. Also new houses under construction that I worked in.

 

[JMMuscle]

Having JO'd in all of the usual places: cars, trains, planes (as a passanger and pilot) trucks, buses, NYC subway, central park, beach, boats, ships etc. I can only add one place that would be considered extraordinary - the top of the Time/Life Building in NYC.

 

[220483]

THIS could be a diferent thread... weirdest place YOU've had sex?
for all the gays: INSIDE A WOMAN!

 

[JMMuscle]

THIS could be a diferent thread... weirdest place YOU've had sex?
for all the gays: INSIDE A WOMAN!

Oh yeah, that too.

 

[nobigbutilike]

In work. Under desk after hours (i'm a teacher after all)
In the toilet at work.
On the Motorway several times (day and night)
wood land behind parents house as a kid
beach during hieght of summer (hidden in the dunes)
driving through london in heavy trafffic (hand job from girlf)
numerace public toilets
ummmm probably more that i can't think of right now

 

[8+inchesoflove]

in a ski gondola in vermont!
i nutted out a crack onto the snow below me

 

[D_Quint Uplitts]

In an airplane cockpit.

 

[hairyman101]

at a garage getting tires...no one in the waiting room so i pull it out knowing someone could come in or the guys in the garage come back out to me.....i jacked and got off....put it away just as the guy came to ring my purchase up. very HOT!!!

 

[myjoystick]

DHS Office urinal. With a guy a urinal away.

 

[mister_y]

Weirdest place for me was in the woods. I wasn't alone actually.
The tension was huge and made me cum quickly.

 

[Djaym23]

I was about 14 my friend deared me to jack off on the steps next to sears.

 

[skinnythick]

How about in a helicopter

 

[bigjay99]

deer stand, bass boat while anchored in the river, treehouse, sky lift at six flags

 

[D_Ollyvalle Treegirth]

Many gym locker rooms and steam rooms -- often in view of other guys
several plane and train lavs
backseat of many NYC taxis at night
my high school homeroom (while class was in session)
countlesss woods
open grassy field next to Carcassonne (medieval fortress in SW France)
showers at my current pool
toilet at Grand Central station on a college trip to NYC, in full view many
sleeping bag in tent next to my best friend from college
Central Park and Riverside Park many many times
watchtower of shut-down prison on Christmas Eve
etc etc

 

[JohnDoeXXXm]

at the top of a climbing rope in middle school gym class

 

[zimbop]

Hotel room wit parents in next bed over

 

[lokiau]

back of the bus

 

[richardnhsv]

At work in a bathroom stall, airplane bathroom, hotel public bathroom, movie theater bathroom, hotel room with a friend in the next bed (got caught... we got in the same bed and finished each other off...), party at my place (guy went to the bathroom and I followed him in)
hmmm... can't think of anywhere else at the moment