Weird Porn Ads

[ArtAppreciation]

Hey everyone.

I know some people like to watch porn. It’s fine. I do too.

What’s up with this though? These ads that literally never cater to me? I only watch vids of solo dudes jerking off. So. Why am I constantly getting blasted in the face with

“Super Horny Filthy Granny Gertrude Lives only 2.4 miles from YOU!.....Click here to chat NOW!”

I’m not saying I’m not interested in Granny G. I’d love to know if she wants to do my laundry and maybe add me to her will.

Thanks for sharing your weird porn ads. I feel like I can’t be the only person on here to have experienced this .......

 

[LaFemme]

I don’t watch porn at all, but I got on some spam text and email list and get the occasional message where some hot and horny babe who lives IN MY NEIGHBOURHOOD wants to get down and dirty with me. Only 21, you know, please respond NOW!

Um, no?

 

[1345864]

There was one I saw some years ago that was so stupid (and quasi-racist) I laughed out loud. It was a banner ad with an Asian lady with the caption "YOU WANNA FUCKEE?" Her face was spattered with what was obviously mayonnaise or Miracle Whip (it lacked the texture and pearly appearance of the real thing). Underneath, it was an ad for an oriental bukkake phone sex line.

 

[kewlkid75]

I get the same messages LaFemme gets. Hot horny babe that lives in my neighborhood and I am saying it's a definite NO..