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  • Thread starter BUSTERHYMAN
  • Start date Apr 21, 2015
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BUSTERHYMAN

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  • BUSTERHYMAN,
  • Apr 21, 2015
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I'll start with

I'm more confused than a cow on astroturf....

I'm a peeping tom and windows are my idea of fun.

She was like a candle in the wind, unreliable.
 
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