Weird science-fictiony ideas to consider...

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by Kevbo, Mar 21, 2010.

  1. Kevbo

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    This will undoubtedly come off as a bit odd. So be it. I would just ask that replies be in the spirit of the post -- in other words, no need to tell me (or the world) that these are strange ideas, I'm admitting it up front.

    How do you think society or "the mating game" would change if any of the following what-ifs were true? (Consider them separately, not all together. Answer only the ones that interest you.)

    - What if penis size was a mutable thing, and it adjusted according to the length of time since the last ejaculation? After ejaculation, the penis is "spent" and relatively small. But for each day afterwards with no ejaculations, the penis gets progressively bigger. There would be a maximum size that would not be crazy large, but size queens would be well-rewarded if they could leave a man be for a couple of weeks or a month. (Note that every man could potentially be quite well-endowed, depending on his current dry-spell.)

    - What if penises, when aroused and hard, exuded a liquid from all around the shaft (before ejaculation) that, when mixed with the natural juices of the woman, produced dramatic pleasure for the woman, no questions asked? Sort of like the K-Y warming gels that are out now, but naturally.

    - What if women's breasts (when not lactating) secreted a powerful, surefire aphrodisiac for a man? Any man who suckled on the breast would get a dose that would instantly arouse him, and continued suckling would turn him into a nearly mindless, sex-hungry maniac. Would women give a little squirt into attractive men's drinks, etc.? Would men be ultracautious around women they knew were interested but that they didn't find attractive?

    - What if men and women, through the performance of some elaborate physical act, could "commit" to each other in the sense that their genitals would morph to perfectly fit each other for maximum satisfaction and pleasure? There would be no questions of too small, too big, too wide, too narrow, too loose, too tight, etc. But once you do this, you can never do it again. Would this make any kind of dent in the divorce rate? Would sex become more intimate ("we were [literally] made for each other") or less ("even though we may no longer get along platonically or romantically, we agree to have occasional sex because it's easy for both of us")? Would people be reluctant to commit to this "customization", since (unlike marriage) it's not reversible?

    - What if porn videos could show "cutaway" views (similar to MRI scans) of the happy couple's genitals as they go at it -- but the special view is of the growing (or lessening) arousal levels and pleasure spikes in various parts of the anatomies. You could see certain areas (clitoris, g-spot, penile urethra, penile head) glowing brighter and brighter, yellow-orange-red, and then orgasms would be shown as explosions and ripples and spasms. No more phoning it in for the actresses; faking it would be instantly spottable. And the man could "stay in" and still show his orgasm.

    Appreciate everyone's indulgence, and I invite both men and women to respond, and to propose counter-scenarios as inspiration strikes.

    Kevbo
     
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    And here I thought I was the only one from JUB on LPSG. Good to see you again, Kev!

    And in response to all of the questions, the mating game would probably cause an exponential increase in people and lead to the downfall of man because of overpopulation. Unless there was some way to turn fertility on and off.
     
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    Virgins would become incredibly popular with size queens and cock ring and numbing cream sales would sky rocket.
    "Oooh, you must have waited a long time to reach this size! What do you mean you're done?!"

    Sounds lovely for sex but you'd probably get even more people squeamish about giving blow jobs if the cock were gooey. Unless it tasted like chocolate.

    Unless there is a phermonal signature effect the woman could get a guy as horny as she liked but he could still turn those aroused attentions on another.

    Do both parties have to 'commit' at the same time in order for either to 'morph'? If not, size queens would become incredibly popular for this compatibility ritual, I'll bet, so that the guy would have larger for the rest of his life. If both then, yeah, you'd probably see the two returning for sex with each other even if no longer romantically linked.

    . That would be wonderful. We'd all be better educated about what pleases our partners and selfish lovers would be obvious and summarily cut off.
     
  4. pronatalist

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    Re: Exponential increase in humanity can't be all that bad? Embrace our natural growth!

    The exponential increase of people, is natural, good, and ought to be strongly encouraged. While these days, there's obvious no shortage of people, neither is the world anywhere near full of people either. People just have to have their precious darling babies. More and more people would be glad to live. People have very powerful reproductive urges. We are commanded by God to multiply. So as the numbers of women of childbearing age naturally accumulates throughout many regions of the world, let them, encourage them, to keep on pushing out their babies. Artificial contraceptives have side effects. More "natural" methods require too much self-control, or so balks the world. I believe in neither population "control" nor "birth control" of humans, but rather, whatever happened to welcoming babies to happen when they happen?

    It's up to God how populous he would allow the world to become. While "the more the merrier" may be a bit too simplistic a way to picture things, isn't it really that way to some significant extent? The more numerous we humans become, the more of us there are around to experience life. So enjoy the beauty of the world naturally "blossoming" with people. As cities and towns grow larger, keep on adding more birthing centers, midwives, and warn people of the many practical reasons not to use any means of awkward, contrary-to-nature "birth control." Exponential growth of the human race, evidently was God's plan from the start, as Adam and Eve's descendants also inherited fertility, and so babies grow up and have more babies. They say you can't stop people from having sex, so let people be responsible, pair up, marry, and push out and support and love, their children, no matter how few or how many they may be.

    There is a natural means of turning fertility on and off. It turns on at puberty, and turns off supposedly, at menopause. Scripture does say something about God opening and closing the womb, and that children are a blessing. Since human fertility is not easily controlled (by man), and there's so many of us alive and fertile already, that's all the more reason to embrace and let humanity naturally grow "wildly" in population. The more numerous we become, the more people there are who benefit, so isn't that win-win enough to let what must be, happen?
     
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    I had a weird notion that male vampires had thick penises. And that lycanthropic men loved to do it doggy-style. Alien creatures liked using sex toys to get information from human males in rural areas..


     
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    I have dreams of being a tentacle monster.

    I need to get out more often.

    EDIT: And in the rest of my dreams, my semen is chocolate. Dark chocolate.
     
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    Nothing wrong with white chocolate.
     
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    Ever seen mice in a barn full of corn? Exponential increase until complete self destruction through famine. It's not sustainable.

    Self replication is pure vanity. Possibly you don't live somewhere where the pop. density is 5000/sq km. Go to Bangladesh, & enjoy that paradise on little land as it's population goes from 162M to 250.

    I've no idea where all the water for farming will come from, nor the replacement of topsoil.

    It's a bit like saying spend, spend, spend money you don't have.

    Of course if it's an ordination to have unprotected sex with as many women that I can...
     
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    Crackoff my dear, don't even bother. We've all been wrapped up in his illogical ideas for years. It's useless and frustrating. And he comes back with like 76 pages worth of his ideals for each response you make. So its damn near impossible not to keep responding.

    If you read his post history you can see thats all he comes here to talk about. With as much fucking that goes on here at lpsg, very few pregnancies are announced. He's at the wrong group to be promoting births.
     
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    Pronatalist is back? Warn...? Oh, no one. We know. He's got a one track mind. I have a suspicion he is a virgin.
     
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    I think women would demand the right to have multiple lovers. I know I would not want to have to wait so long between lays. And as suggested above, numbing creams, cockrings and any other method to put off ejaculation would be mandatory because when I do get it, I will want it for hours and hours.

    I agree with the chocolate idea. And dark chocolate. White chocolate is not really chocolate. It's a vanilla confectionery substance with cocoa butter in it. But dark chocolate is divine!


    I am assuming this continued suckling would be equally pleasurable for the woman with never a sore, chafed nipple. In that case,.... god, would we ever get anything done??


    Makes me think of the ghola Duncan Idaho and Honored Matre Mirabella from the Dune books. (Showing my deeply nerdy side with this.) They each had enhanced sexual skills that were intended to be used to enslave the other. Without realizing they were both skilled, they entered into this aggressive sexual imprinting and became inextricably bound to one another. Despite anything else that happened in their relationship, even if they hated each other, they would arouse each other so intensely they ended up in bed and produced several offspring. Always found the concept to be alluring and horrible at the same time.

    This would extend way beyond the porn industry. It would be fascinating and possibly help many marriages. No excuse not to get it right. Many people (mostly men) would have to grow steel egos; no more pandering with a fake "Oh! Oh! Oh!" to make the other person feel better.
     
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    Thanks PM:smile: I got that idea, but I really couldn't stop myself from doing at least a couple of lines.
     
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    He sucks you in like a blackhole and then you are fighting everything inside of you to not keep posting back. I've got novels of responses to him, all wasted time, since not one person agrees with his ideas and everyone agrees with mine on the issue. Can't change him in even a minor way to look at things in a realistic manner.
     
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    He's a virgin.
     
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