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Everyone has one of those weird talents, useless skills and party tricks like touching your nose with your tongue, nonstop burping on command, or being double-jointed.
What talents do you guys have? I'm curious!
 

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It's silly but not useless: I cross my eyes when I encounter sheer incompetence or stupidity. It's my silent signal to my cohorts that I know what the person is saying or proposing is not going to work and will not be implemented, but I got this.

I was hoping for a super power or something after my accident, but alas no.
 

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I did Rousseau's' Tiger In A Tropical Storm - Surprised! on a friend's bathroom wall, full size. For free. It was mostly a chance to hang out, shirtless in front of his missus for a few months :D

Tiger in a Tropical Storm - Wikipedia


WOW!!! Man you are dang talented. Hehe shirtless guy is just as beautiful as the painting. ;)
 

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Any guys on here who can force burps and do tongue tricks?

Just a hunch, but do you have a burp fetish? If so, I’m quite curious to know how that came about :) I feel 100% certain you’re not alone.

Heck, I bet another burp fetishist is reading this right now
 
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Just a hunch, but do you have a burp fetish? If so, I’m quite curious to know how that came about :) I feel 100% certain you’re not alone.

Heck, I bet another burp fetishist is reading this right now


Indeed... I am. You might have recognized that by my name haha. I just like it when guys belch, and I guess I also like long tongues a lot on guys.
How it came about? Honestly I don't know that for sure, I believe cuz a friend in school could do it on command and he was a big beefy guy who would often jokingly ''dominate'' me (like showing me he's stronger than me and stuff) and he would rip burps in my face. That was also my first body-contact with a guy.
 
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WOW!!! Man you are dang talented. Hehe shirtless guy is just as beautiful as the painting. ;)
I painted the London Tube map on the wall of the entrance hall to our old flat in London, about 2x3 meters, ish. Big. And each of the four of us who lived there at the time had three lines each to theme and name the stations after whatever we wanted... so there was a Fuck Ups & Failures line, Authors, a My Life, Lies, Movements... one that was called People Who Should Die of Leukaemia, Dictators, there was also a line of Serial Killers and on and on... Where the lines connected you had to find a compromise. It was good fun. And borderline useful.

I've just been through a bunch of old SD cards and can't find the fecking photos... I photographed it all before we left but I can only find half of it... :(

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I can walk on my hands out to the mailbox and back. I have to stand to retrieve mail but carry it back stuffed in my shirt whilst upside down.

It makes the neighbors laugh and their kids giggle but is useless otherwise. :emoji_cartwheel:
 

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I can walk on my hands out to the mailbox and back. I have to stand to retrieve mail but carry it back stuffed in my shirt whilst upside down.

It makes the neighbors laugh and their kids giggle but is useless otherwise. :emoji_cartwheel:


What in the world?? How strong are you?? :O