Weird talents
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I have this disturbing picture of a woman using some the forehead of a guy who is about to go down on her for target practice. "OW! FUCK, THAT HURT!"
I can dunk a doughnut. Is that notable when I'm not Homer Simpson?
Mmm. . . . Doughnut!
I can shoot things rather far using my "muscles"
That is totally awesome, much better than tying a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue. :wink:
The entertainment possibilities are endless. Imagine what you could do with paint balls!
If you ever fail at your career, you'll always have something to fall back on. :biggrin2:
Two questions:
a) I would think ping pong balls would be perfect. What is your personal best for shooting one of them?
b) Please, please, please tell us how you discovered this "by accident".
HiddenLacey
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Rofl
My boyfriend actually has no idea. How do you share that? Honey.. look what I can do:redface:Ha, actually I can knot a cherry stem with my tongue:biggrin1: I'm pretty inquisitive. When I see something I always think, can I do that? And I never thought of ping-pong balls, those are really light! Golf balls and glass ben wa balls are heavy. I'll have to try them! And I have a boring SAFE career already thank you very much!!!
A) My personal best is hard to measure because the balls roll away so unless someone is going to catch them I'm not 100% sure, but I think around 6 feet, it could be more. I always try to measure where I think it initially landed.
B) I'm a member of another site that like's insertions and things of that nature. I was playing for the camera one night and had my glass ben wa's in. Every woman knows if you bare down you can push things out. Well I did and one shot out and hit my camera lense. I thought I broke the camera it hit so hard. I thought it was hilarous when I watched it back so I posted it and got a ton of PM's and I met a lady who did it too and she told me she had used things like oranges (ouch) but she showed me videos so I was most impressed:tongue: After that I just kept doing it and tried golf balls!
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Can you do it with a half-smoked cigarette, like Selma Bouvier in The Simpsons? Oooh, sexeh! :biglaugh:
HiddenLacey
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Ewww no cigars:tongue: Though they do smell good sometimes, I don't want smoke one
Plus I don't want to sound like Selma. It is pretty easy though what's hard is pulling the knot tight! I have no idea why some of us learn this. I learned at a sleepover in my teens, I also watched my first porn then, saw my first ever sex toy and drank boone's farm strawberry wine! Bless the parents who go out of town and think they hide things from their children
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I wouldn't go as far as calling it a talent but with a ex I would hide objects in my foreskin and she'd guess what they were! My best hide was her Nokia mobile phone. Oh, how we laughed, but I guess you would have to have been there to see the hillarity:smile:
Rofl
That's exactly how it would go! And I'm so bad at keeping secrets from him that I just know I'd show him.
I really want to try it now! I don't have ben-wa balls exactly, but I have stone balls that I don't want to break. They were a little expensive, and they could really break something. :redface:
I'm going to try a ping-pong ball!
I can tie a cherry stem, too.
Rofl
Ha, actually I can knot a cherry stem with my tongue:biggrin1: I'm pretty inquisitive. When I see something I always think, can I do that? And I never thought of ping-pong balls, those are really light! Golf balls and glass ben wa balls are heavy. I'll have to try them! And I have a boring SAFE career already thank you very much!!!
A) My personal best is hard to measure because the balls roll away so unless someone is going to catch them I'm not 100% sure, but I think around 6 feet, it could be more. I always try to measure where I think it initially landed.
B) I'm a member of another site that like's insertions and things of that nature. I was playing for the camera one night and had my glass ben wa's in. Every woman knows if you bare down you can push things out. Well I did and one shot out and hit my camera lense. I thought I broke the camera it hit so hard. I thought it was hilarous when I watched it back so I posted it and got a ton of PM's and I met a lady who did it too and she told me she had used things like oranges (ouch) but she showed me videos so I was most impressed:tongue: After that I just kept doing it and tried golf balls!
Your muscle control sounds awesome, can you let us know what insertions site you posted on please!
SilverTrain
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Weird talents, sexual in nature.
I posted mine, however meager, on the web for all to see. Apparently I suffer from at least a mild case of exhibitionism as well.
HiddenLacey
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SEE kinky women can tie cherry stems:tongue: it's not that hard at all! Yeah don't break the stone ones you have. Ping pong or golf balls. Mine are glass with little flowers in them I got them from Adam and Eve. I think you can get them cheaper from thelionsden.com:biggrin1:
SilverTrain
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So, when she we expect your new "shooting" video, submissivegirl83? :biggrin1:
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I can write my name in the snow - no hands. Just kidding.
When younger, I could grab my pinkie finger with my index finger, around the front or back of the other two fingers. No help from the other hand.
When younger, I could grab my pinkie finger with my index finger, around the front or back of the other two fingers. No help from the other hand.
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Isn't there enough free porn already without me adding to it:redface:
Oh, but you must! Take him by surprise a la Calboner's suggestion, and please, please try to get it on video.Rofl
You are a goddess!
Ooooh, Selma! Now I'm getting hard.
Oh, you must! And please report back. Better yet, film it.
I'm sure you could find plenty of willing volunteers.
It is totally hilarious. A star is born! :lmao:
Some things never change. I cannot tell you how much action I got in HS with bottles of BF Strawberry Hill.
You southern girls are so easy. :biggrin2:
You are a goddess too! I propose a new event for the Olympics.
You and SG can do a demonstration event in 2012, so practice up. :corkysm21:
Oh, we can see the hilarity. New event - you, SubGirl and Miss P pass objects back and forth, or they shoot balls which you catch with your foreskin. Oh, the mind races . . . .
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