Weird talents

[HiddenLacey]

Maxcox you are SILLY!!!

And as for the Boone's Farm I never said I had sex while drinking it, it was me and three other girls A few of us are just kinker than you think at that age! We spent the night watching her parents porn and passing around cheap wine.

 

[maxcok]

Maxcox you are SILLY!!!

:silly:

And as for the Boone's Farm I never said I had sex while drinking it, it was me and three other girls A few of us are just kinker than you think at that age!

Hey, no big surprise to me. I'm just telling you what worked for me. :biggrin2:

 

[MarkLondon]

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I can tie a cherry stem, too.

Ah, cherry-stem tying! What's the history of that? Did it exist before Twin Peaks?

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

Haha, I was leaning toward talents which are sexual in nature, but that's still pretty awesome.

welllllll if i can put my lipstick on without using my hands by putting the tube between my knockers,lowering my lips to the lipstick...then what else can i do in a similar fashion?:tongue:


Oh,and i can gargle cum to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star:biggrin1:

Where is Simon Cowell??? heh!!

 

[Calboner]

Isn't there anybody here who can fart tunes?

 

[maxcok]

Isn't there anybody here who can fart tunes?

Did you ask Hickboy? I betcha.

 

[TheRob]

oh, I can also figure out a womans fantacies even before she knows she has them
that's kind of 'wierd' I guess

 

[wellhung9]

Not really a talent, but I'm the only person I know that's had 3 concussions.

 

[Calboner]

Not really a talent, but I'm the only person I know that's had 3 concussions.

I know a woman who says she has been struck by lightning twice. She says that it runs in her family -- "it" being "being struck by lightning," not "being struck by lightning twice."

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

I learned it by accident, then I became preoccupied with seeing how far I could send things:redface:

I have 11 words for you:
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Ping pong ball ping pong balls!!

 

[MC1000]

I can do the cherry stem thing, too. Fun party trick. Never failed to get comments from my wife's friends at parties. Funny thing, she was always the one to bring up my "special talent." When ever she got a drink with a cherry in it she would make some kind of a statement about me taking her "cherry." Her friend would make crude joke about it, but then my wife would say, "That was great, but you should see what he can do with it now" and then hand me the cherry. After I spit out the knotted stem her girl friends would do everything from giggle to flat out ask her if they could barrow me sometime.
Another talent (non-sexual) is that I can write a mirror image. I can take a pen in each hand, place both in the center of a page, and whatever I write with my right hand I can write a mirrored image with my left hand at the same time. The left hand is writting the letters facing backwards and going from right ot left. A talent that has absolutely no value, but impressive as hell at a party!

 

[wellhung9]

I know a woman who says she has been struck by lightning twice. She says that it runs in her family -- "it" being "being struck by lightning," not "being struck by lightning twice."

I hear you have a better chance of that happening than winning the lotto- "that" being "being struck by lightning twice." That's insane, what happens to someone who has been struck by lighting?

I just remembered I have a weird talent of racking up speeding tickets, Anyone else have over 8?

 

[D_Maurice Mountlilly]

Isn't there enough free porn already without me adding to it:redface:

no..it's never enough lol.

 

[D_Maurice Mountlilly]

by putting a woman on the edge of whatever surface we are having sex on in the missionary position with her legs up,i can bend down and lick her while the head of my dick is inside her.i can't keep stroking her,but i can still flex my erection insde her. it's taxing as hell but damn..does it leave a lasting impression!

 

[HiddenLacey]

I have 11 words for you:
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Ping pong ball ping pong balls!!

Great! Now I'm going to have to read about Priscilla and the Queen's desert adventure!:tongue:

 

[maxcok]

by putting a woman on the edge of whatever surface we are having sex on in the missionary position with her legs up,i can bend down and lick her while the head of my dick is inside her....does it leave a lasting impression!

Which indicates you are capable of another trick.
You should make a vid of that. Talk about your lasting impressions.

Great! Now I'm going to have to read about Priscilla and the Queen's desert adventure!:tongue:

It's a film available on video. Quirky and absolutely fab.

 

[BS76]

Any talents or tricks ya'll would like to brag about? I've got a few I'll share if someone else starts the thread off.

Over the years I've developed a masterful technique that can get just about any woman to squirt, or if they're not physically capable they'll at least gush. I suppose that qualifies as a sex related talent.

 

[TheRob]

and what is this miracle talent...

 

[blackcup]

I can stay hard even after having an orgasm. Have to take it really slow for the first 20 secs or so.

Crazy sexual stamina too, I can easily go 10+ times a day. That is if I'm not in the after sex coma too long.

 

[maxcok]

10+ times?? You are a sex god. And that was your first ever post. Good one.