Weirdest phone call ever

[rope9839]

Over the year that I have lived in my current home I have spoken to my neighbor maybe four or five times. Usually this has been just saying "Hi" as we walk past each other outside. Two weeks ago I ran into him a a local shopping plaza, where he was locked out of his truck. We couldn't get into his truck, but I helped get him a locksmith and gave him my # if things didn't go as planned and he needed a ride.

Fast forward to last night. I got a local call from a number I didn't recognize, but I picked up. It was my neighbor. What he wanted to know was if I knew where he could get some Cialis. Seriously. I was really taken aback. I just ended up telling him I think a urologist would be a good start and gave him the name of the guy I have used when I had kidney stones. He made a little more small talk, thanked me and ended the call.

I don't think that he is gay and coming on to me. Kind of the strong, silent type. Works as a contractor. Has a girlfriend that stays here half the time. Really just came across as one guy asking another guy for advice.

That is one of most random thing ever. Kind of creepy, for sure.

 

[adequate]

Let's assume he has half a brain..... surely he knew that a prescription from a health provider is required to obtain Cialis legally. Might he assume you have some already ? Do you have people coming and going to / from your place making him think you're of a swinging lifestyle? He may have gotten that vibe somewhere down the line and was wanting to try one of yours perhaps... LOL sorta creepy though..

 

[Phil Ayesho]

I have had guys ask me if I knew where to get it, too.

They are usually guys who don't want to ask a physician because they don't want to "know" they have ED.

OR they are guys who don;t have ED and think their doctor won;t give it to them

Or they are guys hoping theres a "non-legit" source that costs dramatically less.


Its not that different than guys asking if you know where they can score some pot, or other drugs.

Not that creepy- just because its about boners.

 

[rope9839]

The fact that I had no relationship with this guy is what makes it odd to me. Most people don't discuss ED with people they don't know well. And I don't have any idea why he would think I have any - let alone to get rid of - other than I am over 50.

I don't think it is that difficult to get ED drugs from a urologist. Its not like they are going to make you drop your pants and have a nurse try and stroke you up to make sure you aren't lying. I think they are actually pretty free with the stuff. My doctor has Cialis and Viagra stuff all over his offices and exam rooms.

 

[LilJock]

I think you can rest assured he isn't hitting on you. Asking where to get Cialis isn't the best pickup line.

On the other hand. . . I (and sometimes my wife) play poker once a week with an older gay couple. A couple of the guys started discussing the pros and cons of Cialis-like over-the-counter products. Apparently there are many that seem to do the job. I later asked a friend of mine about one of the guys. He seemed rather young to be needing Cialis (my age). He said, oh no, it wasn't for ED. Seems like lots of guys use these drugs to enhance the sexual experience.

So maybe your neighbor wasn't having trouble getting it up, just a way to spice things up. Still, agree, seems rather weird. But not half as weird as the call I got awhile ago where someone said I was the sun and the moon and the stars all wrapped into one, that they loved me madly and couldn't live without me. I asked who was speaking. Turns out it was a wrong number.

 

[Auggiecakes]

Over the year that I have lived in my current home I have spoken to my neighbor maybe four or five times. Usually this has been just saying "Hi" as we walk past each other outside. Two weeks ago I ran into him a a local shopping plaza, where he was locked out of his truck. We couldn't get into his truck, but I helped get him a locksmith and gave him my # if things didn't go as planned and he needed a ride.

Fast forward to last night. I got a local call from a number I didn't recognize, but I picked up. It was my neighbor. What he wanted to know was if I knew where he could get some Cialis. Seriously. I was really taken aback. I just ended up telling him I think a urologist would be a good start and gave him the name of the guy I have used when I had kidney stones. He made a little more small talk, thanked me and ended the call.

I don't think that he is gay and coming on to me. Kind of the strong, silent type. Works as a contractor. Has a girlfriend that stays here half the time. Really just came across as one guy asking another guy for advice.

That is one of most random thing ever. Kind of creepy, for sure.

We have a soccer mom as a neighbor and she knocked on our apartment and asked if we had tampons. She knows very well that only gay men live here since she complained about us in the past.... I just want to know why she thought we would have tampons... Lol

If that's the strangest thing then count yourself lucky

 

[palakaorion]

You probably weren't getting hit on. But it does seem this neighbor has a different idea about boundaries than you. That could be something to watch closely in other areas.

 

[AlteredEgo]

We have a soccer mom as a neighbor and she knocked on our apartment and asked if we had tampons. She knows very well that only gay men live here since she complained about us in the past.... I just want to know why she thought we would have tampons... Lol

If that's the strangest thing then count yourself lucky

Sounds like a dare.

 

[Cecil56]

We have a soccer mom as a neighbor and she knocked on our apartment and asked if we had tampons. She knows very well that only gay men live here since she complained about us in the past.... I just want to know why she thought we would have tampons... Lol

If that's the strangest thing then count yourself lucky

You never know when guys might stock tampons.
I'm a single guy and have a big box of them under the sink.
They work really good for cleaning shotgun barrels. LOL

 

[EllieP]

I have Kotex Maxipads in my camping first aid kit. These are for extreme accidents. I've only had to use them once when a friend stepped on a piece of broken glass.

 

[950483]

Hardly the best chat up line . "Hello, I really need some medication for erectile dysfunction. You look as if you might have some."

I think some men can find it difficult to make friends, and when they do the friendship often centres around borrowing stuff and then returning it, and only calling each other when they need something.

 

[geitjeshoeder]

I once had someone ask me if i knew a good hitman, if i knew where you could find used playstation games and the winner: where can i find someone who can me a plaster out of my dick...

 

[Cecil56]

Maybe I'm just used to having them around the house, then found out how well they work for cleaning shotgun barrels. Used to have a Wife and Daughter in the house and I did the shopping, so it was always a normally stocked item, Had no problem adding them to my list.

Now I'm single again and the Granddaughter just turned 11 and is starting to "blossum". I watch her many mornings, feed her breakfast and drive her to school. Much to my dismay, I'm sure the tampons will soon be used for their intended purpose. I'm REALLY dreading those years. We have so much fun together eating breakfast, going fishing and shooting BB guns together, we are kinda best friends and have a really cool relationship! She has 3 Grandpa's and always tells me I am the favorite! I'll probably take her squirrel and deer hunting this year. Buy her a .22 for squirrels, then she can just watch the bow-hunting for deer. (if I can get her to sit quiet that long)

It's the puberty and getting interested in boys that scares me. I'm really scared Grandpa might go to the bottom of the list and see her less often. Sweet little girl, so I'm expecting she will still have some time for me! (fingers crossed)

 

[svrocks]

The fact that I had no relationship with this guy is what makes it odd to me. Most people don't discuss ED with people they don't know well.

Or maybe that's precisely why he asked you? You're completely removed from his circle and so less of a threat to his repuation.

But from your point of view it sure is one peculiar phone call.

 

[rtg]

Haha wtf? He must not know what google is...or where a chemist is? They'd be a good starting point. And why would he ask you over a friend? Maybe he has a fetish and likes ppl knowing he has those issues???

 

[Big4Asia]

"No, but I can suck you 'til your hard" would kinda put the ball back in his court. So to speak.

Let him know that it was a kinda random request, and let it go at that

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

My neighbor once asked me if I knew where his 3 daughters were, I lied.

 

[CarlaM]

This is hilarious and reminds me of a story my neighbor told me about the weird guy that lives next door to her (2 houses down from me). He's nice enough but just one of those people who seems a little odd. He's an older man, probably a bit older than me. My neighbor's husband was working in his yard when the guy came over and said hello. After a couple minutes of small talk he said "I'm going to try that viagra this weekend. Really looking forward to it." My neighbor's husband wasn't sure what to say. I thought that was funny.

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

I keep getting this weird phone call. Some guy keeps asking me if the coast is clear. How the hell do I know, it's 30 miles away!