Weirdest thing asked of you sexually

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  1. D_Aston Asstonne

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    im curious as to what's the weirdest thing other members have been asked to do sexually.Mine would be a close friend who wanted me to ball her on her hubbys grave..on their anniversary.naturally...I OBLIGED.:eek:
     
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    To take a shit on the bed so he could eat it. YUCK!!!
     
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    That takes the fargin cake!
     
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    One time a girlfriend of mine said to me: “You will never hear me say this again, but tonight I want you to treat me like dirt!”.

    I had no idea what that meant. I did the only thing I could think of to do. I tied her hands behind her back and laid her face down on the floor and entered her from behind. I slid right in and started pumping away. Then she started whimpering and telling me it hurt. I thought she was role playing so I said “Shut up and take it all you dirty little whore!” She continued to whimper until I came in her.


    Well, it turned out I was in her ass. I had no idea, it felt the same and it slid right in. You would think she would have said something. Afterward she was pretty mad at me. I said “Well you told me to treat you like dirt!” She said “I didn’t tell you to tie my hands behind my back and fuck me in the ass!”


    We broke up shortly after that.
     
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    Well,she got what she asked for.:biggrin1:
     
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    This did not happen to me but I had a friend (well endowed by the way) in Birmingham who occasionally hustled. He was picked up one night by a guy who took him to his place. He wanted my friend to sit on top of a glass-topped table and shit on it while the guy was underneath jerking off.:eek:
     
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    to hum glory glory hallalooyea slowly getting louder and louder
     
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    One wanted me to get him off with my feet. They almost cramped up.
     
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    My ex bf wanted me to smoke a cigarette, read a magazine and generally attempt to look bored while he ate me out. No idea why.
     
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    Damn! :35:
     
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    Yeah, that's what I thought. I avoided his calls later.
     
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    Think he was Hitler reincarnated???maybe?:confused:
     
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    He's practicing for when he gets married.:tongue:
     
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    I had a boyfriend who wanted me to build up all the smeg I could during a week while he was away.
     
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    It's funny - it seems that when women ask men to dominate/humiliate them (or "treat them like dirt"), the first thing we think of is to fuck them in the ass. :tongue:

    I had an ex who liked to be dominated a little during sex - she liked to be overpowered and "forced to do things". This wasn't easy for me to do because I didn't want to actually hurt her.

    Anyway, the furthest I ever went with her was play-fighting in the morning, followed by spanking/fingering her, followed by handcuffing her hands to the headboard while she was kneeling, followed by... you guessed it... fucking her in the ass while spanking her.

    She was surprised by this, and while she protested afterwards that she had never been fucked in the ass before, she wasn't angry with me at all. Besides, I knew better - I have tried anal with other women before and since then, and penetration isn't that easy with an anal virgin. :tongue:
     
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    my buddy and I picked up 2 gals one night, he knew the one gal and I was introduced to the other. long story short, both couples, back at the house, separate rooms, fucking away. after a bit the other gal comes to the door and the 2 gals have a conference. my buddy has fallen asleep without getting the job done and the other gal wants me to fuck her. they both come in and my buddy's girl jumps in bed, starts sucking me hard. when I got a full raging hard on, the gal I had been fucking, jumps out of the chair, pushes the other gal onto the floor, and rams my cock in her, while yelling at the other gal to leave the room. yelling something like, "I found him, I'm fucking him, you always do this to me. don't you dare try to fuck him".

    not very exciting or that weird, I know. not long after that, I had a gf who told her divorced mom that I had a sizeable cock, so I would screw the daughter and the mom. broke up with the daughter, and serviced the mom once in awhile. the mom called me for 2 yrs after, up until I got engaged to be married, but I had long since stopped seeing her.
     
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    For a short time, I dated a black man who was very much into role playing. One night (after we'd been together a while), he wanted me to play a 'plantation owner' and he would play the 'slave'. He asked me to call him all sorts of racial slurs (including the 'n' word), but I refused. He said it was no different than the other role playing exercises (cop/robber, coach/athlete, etc), but it was just so 'wrong' in my eyes I couldn't do it. Needless to say...we didn't see each other after that.
     
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    Hmm. My story of the woman who wanted me to talk to her breasts now seem kind of normal (they had different names and personalities).
     
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    An ex girlfriend who discovered my porn stash, and rather than being upset wanted me to watch porn and jerk off in front of her.....not a bad thing, but seemed a little weird of her to ask, lol
     
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    Lol. I think I've seen that idea in porn. Maybe thats where he got the idea from.

    I once had this girl who wanted to stick her fingers up my ass as we shagged, I thought it quite weird at the time, but I wasn't complainin! :biggrin1:
     
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