Weirdest thing youve done with your penis

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  1. Mr Moose

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    Ok i admit im a real oddball.

    a little backround of my oddity for the day: today i was gardening and it was really hot (high 30s celcius) so i went for a swim in the pool. floating around on a little blow up boat i saw a small lizard on the side of the pool whom i saved. i floated around with it a bit and was feeling horny from the hot sun and water. i dont know WHAT the hell ade me think its a good idea but i took the lizard up to the bathroom and put it on my dick (it was very placid and didnt struggle when i picked it up). i put it on my head and rolled my foreskin over it... Looking back on it i cant understand what on earth possessed me to do this to the poor creature, especially after i 'saved' it. it wasnt harmed (i hope) i put it outside after i took him off me, and he seemed ok.

    i kind of feel sickened and very ashamed of what i did, and that made me start to wonder, what other completely random ,wierd things have you guys done with your dicks that you wouldnt normally do?

    Hi, Im Mr Moose, and i put a lizard under my foreskin...
     
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    All I can think of is that would have been a funny picture, a lizard on your dick.
     
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    About all I can add to this is that I got the"Puppetry of the Penis" book as a gift a few years ago....
     
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    My old joke was I'd put duct tape around my hamster so it wouldn't explode when I fucked it.

    At least the lizard and your trouser snake parted "friends".
     
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    You lizard molester! I can't believe you did that! You Reptophile! I'm calling the cops!
     
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    I've done so many weird things with my penis I can't remember them all.
     

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    I've fucked my own ass with my cock. Many say that's odd. But damn it feels good. LOL
     
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    You're blonde and far too much time on your hands....
     
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    Halfway through reading your story I was thinking "what if it bites?". Hmm...
     
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    I twist my penis up and contort it for fun! My girlfriend pulls it and twists it and is fascinated about how it doesn't hurt when it's flaccid. It creeps her out and is great fun at parties!
     
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    ive tried that, i can never get it to bend propperly cause its too hard, and when its soft it dosnt do squat lol

    i thought that too half way through doing it, but its mouth was only a couple of millimeters wide so it wouldnt have hurt much lol i still feel guilty for doing that to the poor thing :(

    lol whats wierd about that?

    god it seems im the wierdest here... damnit lol
     
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    My dick once led a four day coup in Bolivia accompanied by a 12th century poet and a blue gorrilla armed only with sarcasm and a bag of doughnuts. That's probably the weirdest thing it's done. Fucking lizards I draw the line at though.
     
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    I would completely believe that Zero Millions cock lead a coup - I could believe anything about that beast!
     
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    I'm sure the lizard was thrilled with the frottage? experience,
    After all how often does a Lizard get warmed up and tucked in!!!
    No worries mate!
    You wouldn't believe where some of us lizards have been!
    LOL
     
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    Congratulations Mr M
    Reptileiality has been invented in 2009
    (nothing wrong with that-it would be what little boys would do)
    For sure some Psy/choanalyst/chiatrist whatever will try and label you something else
    Fck them .. I say
    enz
     
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    All I can say is, "Thank you for being kind to the lizard." Some would have just killed the lizard.

    See, you weren't so bad after all, were you? :wink:
     
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