Ok i admit im a real oddball.
a little backround of my oddity for the day: today i was gardening and it was really hot (high 30s celcius) so i went for a swim in the pool. floating around on a little blow up boat i saw a small lizard on the side of the pool whom i saved. i floated around with it a bit and was feeling horny from the hot sun and water. i dont know WHAT the hell ade me think its a good idea but i took the lizard up to the bathroom and put it on my dick (it was very placid and didnt struggle when i picked it up). i put it on my head and rolled my foreskin over it... Looking back on it i cant understand what on earth possessed me to do this to the poor creature, especially after i 'saved' it. it wasnt harmed (i hope) i put it outside after i took him off me, and he seemed ok.
i kind of feel sickened and very ashamed of what i did, and that made me start to wonder, what other completely random ,wierd things have you guys done with your dicks that you wouldnt normally do?
Hi, Im Mr Moose, and i put a lizard under my foreskin...
a little backround of my oddity for the day: today i was gardening and it was really hot (high 30s celcius) so i went for a swim in the pool. floating around on a little blow up boat i saw a small lizard on the side of the pool whom i saved. i floated around with it a bit and was feeling horny from the hot sun and water. i dont know WHAT the hell ade me think its a good idea but i took the lizard up to the bathroom and put it on my dick (it was very placid and didnt struggle when i picked it up). i put it on my head and rolled my foreskin over it... Looking back on it i cant understand what on earth possessed me to do this to the poor creature, especially after i 'saved' it. it wasnt harmed (i hope) i put it outside after i took him off me, and he seemed ok.
i kind of feel sickened and very ashamed of what i did, and that made me start to wonder, what other completely random ,wierd things have you guys done with your dicks that you wouldnt normally do?
Hi, Im Mr Moose, and i put a lizard under my foreskin...