Slurp_noodles
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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft varies with the weather but about 5" Hard about 7.5"
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
My friend Galen, almost exactly the same. Mitch...was a little bigger.
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I', used to it, I am happy with it.
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Dangles when I run naked. Wife loves it. It reaches just up to her cervix.
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I don't like anything too thin or tight, because I get erect easily and it shows.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
9" because I measure every bit that I could.
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Seems heavy to me.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Depends on the toilet. Sometimes. That is not good in outhouses (gross)
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
I have. Scared me to death.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
That too. Woke me up very startled. My wife has rolled over on it too.
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6'1" Size 11
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Oh.....come to think of it, nose and hands and penis do match in some respects.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Heinz 57. Apparently I got the best of them all.
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I do get attention. I love it!
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Depends where I am. Rarely, but it happens.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
No. & No.
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
small is 2" Big is 10"
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
All the tricks I do, I do with it. He never wants to be left behind.
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Depends on the weather, but yeah. dick off the right, balls off to the left.
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
If I don't have underwear on.
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
I scotch tape two together so they will fit.
Soft varies with the weather but about 5" Hard about 7.5"
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
My friend Galen, almost exactly the same. Mitch...was a little bigger.
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I', used to it, I am happy with it.
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Dangles when I run naked. Wife loves it. It reaches just up to her cervix.
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I don't like anything too thin or tight, because I get erect easily and it shows.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
9" because I measure every bit that I could.
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Seems heavy to me.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Depends on the toilet. Sometimes. That is not good in outhouses (gross)
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
I have. Scared me to death.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
That too. Woke me up very startled. My wife has rolled over on it too.
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6'1" Size 11
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Oh.....come to think of it, nose and hands and penis do match in some respects.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Heinz 57. Apparently I got the best of them all.
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I do get attention. I love it!
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Depends where I am. Rarely, but it happens.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
No. & No.
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
small is 2" Big is 10"
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
All the tricks I do, I do with it. He never wants to be left behind.
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Depends on the weather, but yeah. dick off the right, balls off to the left.
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
If I don't have underwear on.
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
I scotch tape two together so they will fit.