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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft I'm 5 and I don't know the soft girth cause who even does that. Hard I'm 9ish long and 6.3ish around (it varies). When I'm diamonds it's like 9.5

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
One time a gf told me she knew a guy who was 10 inches, she was into sph a lot so she might have been trying to humiliate me. Who knows. She never saw it though so he might have been lying, but I've met him and he doesn't strike me as the kinda guy who lies so it's a mystery. Aside from that no.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yeah even though it's the worst.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros: You tell people and they go "OOOOOOOOOOO". If it's a size queen they might try you out
Cons: Everything else. Toothy blowjobs especially, and I'm pretty short and skinny so I feel pretty light-headed when I get a boner.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I would never wear briefs in case of boners. I have a hard time wearing skinny or slim fit jeans which kinda sucks cause those are more my style than baggy jeans which look fucking ridiculous. I have one pair of black skinny-ish jeans that are super baggy in the bulge area and nowhere else, which I wear literally every day of my life.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Same size but a shower instead of a grower, or maybe just bigger soft.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
I did it once and the guy got really upset that he was like half my size. I don't really get off on making guys feel insecure so I don't do that anymore.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
I got to about 10 inches once but I thought I was gonna pass out from blood loss so it's not worth it to be honest.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
I don't feel it weighing me down when I walk, but cupping it in my hand it feels pretty hefty I guess.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
In Canada the water in a toilet rarely ever comes out of the pipe at the bottom, so I can't relate to this problem at all (I'd need to be like 10 inches soft)

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
All the time.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
The struggle is real

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5'6 and I wear a size 8, and I weigh barely 110 pounds. I told you I was small.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
My nose isn't super big but my hands are usually one joint bigger than other people's (like their fingers end at the begining of the last joint in my fingers)

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
I'm Greek, I don't know if there's any big dick Greek stereotypes but I do know the Greeks love anal stereotype which is super not true in my case.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I make an effort to let girls know about it, and guys if I know they wont feel insecure. The attention feeds my otherwise incredibly tiny ego.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Again, in Canada we dont get completely nakes in locker rooms, so I can't relate to this one. Plus I'm a major grower so even if they saw my bulge they wouldn't think anything of it.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Nah I'm too shy. I probably wouldn't be able to get it up if I knew I was being filmed. Maybe POV porn with lots of viagra beforehand.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small is like below 5 inches. Average is 5-6.5. Big is 7+

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can helicopter it when I have a semi, but I'm pretty sure everyone can do that.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Depends on how close to the edge I am.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yeah cause I'm always wearing super baggy underwear.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
I haven't had vaginal sex in a while since most girls are scared to let me put it in them. Last I recall Magnums were way too tight on me.
 
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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Length and girth: Soft 5.2x4.8" (13x12cm) and hard 7,9x6.2" (20x16cm)

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
O yes many times. Some where/are bigger, more where/are smaller

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
O yes

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pro's is feeling strong, selfesteem. Con is maybe .... don't know

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
nope, wear everything. Just be carefull what to wear to what event.. it is showing...

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Bit bigger, about 2 inch longer and 1 inch more girth

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
o yes. In real life as well on the The Visualiser - The Cock Comparison site

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
as given in answer 1

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
yes I am, my balls are absolutely big is well, they fit to my size

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
The american toiltes yes. European no

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
yes, many times. Especially in situations i do NOT want to have/show an erection!

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
yes, always every nigth

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
Im am 6'2" (euro 188cm) and shoesize 11 (euro 44)

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Big hands yes, nose no

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Yes. Like most Dutch men we are tll and have above average long cocks

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes i get a lot and like it very much

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
O yes. Women and men. The gay men are really outspoken. Women gigle a lot

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I do. I do see 3 maried couples and act as bull. Furthermore I do am a paid nudemodel, posing for art academy/students, after which i get many private invitations.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
small is 1/4 of my size. Average 3/4 of my size

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
yes. throbbing with it of course and make it swin left&right while standing still

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Yes it does, along with my balls

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
yes it does to left and rigth. My balls up and down. When wearing nothing it hits/smashes my legs with strange wapping sounds

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?[/QUOTE]
yes they do. I use the brand "wingman" but they are bit small. Durex XL feels better.
 

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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Length and girth: Soft 5.2x4.8" (13x12cm) and hard 7,9x6.2" (20x16cm)

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
O yes many times. Some where/are bigger, more where/are smaller

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
O yes

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pro's is feeling strong, selfesteem. Con is maybe .... don't know

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
nope, wear everything. Just be carefull what to wear to what event.. it is showing...

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Bit bigger, about 2 inch longer and 1 inch more girth

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
o yes. In real life as well on the The Visualiser - The Cock Comparison site

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
as given in answer 1

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
yes I am, my balls are absolutely big is well, they fit to my size

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
The american toiltes yes. European no

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
yes, many times. Especially in situations i do NOT want to have/show an erection!

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
yes, always every nigth

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
Im am 6'2" (euro 188cm) and shoesize 11 (euro 44)

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Big hands yes, nose no

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Yes. Like most Dutch men we are tll and have above average long cocks

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes i get a lot and like it very much

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
O yes. Women and men. The gay men are really outspoken. Women gigle a lot

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I do. I do see 3 maried couples and act as bull. Furthermore I do am a paid nudemodel, posing for art academy/students, after which i get many private invitations.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
small is 1/4 of my size. Average 3/4 of my size

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
yes. throbbing with it of course and make it swin left&right while standing still

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Yes it does, along with my balls

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
yes it does to left and rigth. My balls up and down. When wearing nothing it hits/smashes my legs with strange wapping sounds

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
yes they do. I use the brand "wingman" but they are bit small. Durex XL feels better.[/QUOTE]
Jan Hello it Bill from THE VISULISER!! Welcome to the site my friend and enjoy!! Bill
 
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Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Hey im sean
 

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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
4"x3" soft, and 8"x6" hard

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Quite a few other guys in my past (these are pretty accurate, I had a measuring fetish in my past). One was 8.5x7, one was 9x8 (I wanted to try taking that massive cock, but we didn't have lube, and without that, there was no way in hell), another had 9x6.5(he fucked me 4 times in a row before stopping for an hour. Then he throatfucked me and shot all over my face.). The last had 9x6. He was perfectly shaped and was a great fuckbuddy before I moved.
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I do! But part of me wants to be bigger. I've just begun pumping with a professional pump. I haven't measured or taken photos yet, so soon we will see!
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Not everyone is a size queen like I once was! Fortunately I have someone in my life who is!
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I mostly only wear Andrew Christian comfort jocks, trophy boys, and the random pair I find that can fit. No boxers! I always get hard from the fabric rubbing back and forth. I wear skinny fits mostly, which I'm sure show a bulge, but the trend is oversized shirts, so I get overhand to cover my crotch.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
My ideal size would be 9x6.5. But if we were fantasizing, I would be 11x7. Being double digit would be such a turn on to me itself.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Oh all the time. We have Grindr profiles. Mainly to look for friends, but guys like to get off trading pics, and when you have a big dick, they always like to text dirty.
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
9x6.5 when I was using a poor model pump when I was younger. But new phone means lost pictures sometimes.
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
It's pretty hefty. You'd definitely feel it if it slapped your face. I have almost egg size nuts, and am fairly thick and long soft.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Yeah it does. fixed the chain though, so no more. Hits the bowl though.
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
All the time! If I wasn't playing with it, I probably would be.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Hahaha yeah. I accidentally smashed a nut once or twice as well.
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5'10, and I wear an 8-8.5
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Average nose. Average hands, small feet. No stereotype match.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Native American and German.
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yeah I do, it's nice, but I was an ugly duckling.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Hahaha it happens. I always have a "crotch anomaly" in TSA at the airport. They point it out, then touch it, and realize what they've done.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I think I would if it wouldn't effect my career path. It's not anything great, but I don't want other guys recognizing me and asking about my dick all the time in public.
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
6.5 seems to be about an average of partners I've had, fortunately. 5.5 just seems small in my book.
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
When I'm skinny, I can suck it, helicopter it, and make a bracelet. I can't pass the toilet paper tube test. I'm too thick. Not sure that last one is a trick though.
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Quite often I sit on a chair in the nude. It often hangs over the seat.
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yeah, which is why I wear skinny jeans to keep things under control.
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Of course condoms fit me. I wear a Trojan magnum. Anyone can fit a condom and if you don't use one, you're an idiot. If you are certain you are at no risk, then it's okay. My boyfriend and I have been together for over 2 years and are both negative. It's safe at this point because we are exclusive. Be safe.
 
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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft 4.5x4.5 and hard 7x5.4

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
flaccid: many times; erect: no,but I haven't seen many

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Could be bigger flaccid, but yes

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
pros: - looks great, feels manly, nice bulge in tight clothes
cons: need to be careful during sex sometimes

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Nothing, I really can't wear, but briefs can be a bit tight

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Soft: 6x5.5 Hard: 7x6

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
yes. In real life as well on the The Visualiser - The Cock Comparison site

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
see 1)

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Sometimes

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
European no, american don't know

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
no

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
yes, happens occasionally

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
Im am 180cm and 43

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Neither

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
No, I'm german

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
not so much, as it's not so big flaccid

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Never heard anything

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
No

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
small: <5in average: 5-6.5in big: >6.5in

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Swing it up and down a bit

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
not much, but a bit

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
yes, that's why I'm wearing boxer briefs during sports

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
normal ones are pretty tight, doesn't feel good at all. XL ones are perfect
 

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Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
 

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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
4, 7.5 (definite grower)

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yes, some larger, as well (Not sure on size, didn't ask)

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yup.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
It's late. Can I skip this question? :)

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Nothing in particular.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
About 5 soft, maybe 8.5 hard.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Occasionally.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
When I was younger and skinnier (no fat around base of shaft), I managed to squeeze it out to 7 3/4". Never quite made the 8 I was hoping for.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
My balls are. Even though they don't hang low, they are a full handful.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Nope

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Nope

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
I guess?

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6' 2" and US size 11 to 12.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I have long fingers, does that count?

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Scotland/Great Britain

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes, and definitely. I'm a closet exhibitionist.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
It's been a while, but one stands out - "Holy Crap!" (I was just under erect at the time, stepping out of a shower).

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Nope, nope.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small - under 5", Average - around 6.5", Big - over 8".

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
No

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Nope

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Occasionally.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Condoms fit. Regular size. Haven't needed them in years for birth control, at least (I'm fixed).

Oh, and "Hi"!
 

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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
4, 7.5 (definite grower)

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yes, some larger, as well (Not sure on size, didn't ask)

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yup.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
It's late. Can I skip this question? :)

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Nothing in particular.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
About 5 soft, maybe 8.5 hard.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Occasionally.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
When I was younger and skinnier (no fat around base of shaft), I managed to squeeze it out to 7 3/4". Never quite made the 8 I was hoping for.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
My balls are. Even though they don't hang low, they are a full handful.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Nope

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Nope

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
I guess?

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6' 2" and US size 11 to 12.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I have long fingers, does that count?

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Scotland/Great Britain

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes, and definitely. I'm a closet exhibitionist.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
It's been a while, but one stands out - "Holy Crap!" (I was just under erect at the time, stepping out of a shower).

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Nope, nope.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small - under 5", Average - around 6.5", Big - over 8".

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
No

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Nope

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Occasionally.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Condoms fit. Regular size. Haven't needed them in years for birth control, at least (I'm fixed).

Oh, and "Hi"!
SLBuck, Welcome to the site!! Bill
 
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1.) How big are you soft & hard?

Soft 17-18 x 5 cm
Hard 26-27 x 6.5 cm

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

In person I never have met someone with this size

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

Yes and no!

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

Pros: Always some looks, always self confident....

Cons: Always looks and often problems with sex

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

No

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

Soft 12 x 5 cm
Hard 20 x 6 cm

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

Yes

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

Hard 27,2 x 6.7

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

Yes

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

Yes

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

Yes

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

Yes

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

192cm and I wear 11.5

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

Nose yes, hands no

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

No

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

Yes and sometimes I like the attention

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

Yes make remarks about my soft size

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

No

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

Big

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

Helicopter and Sucks myself

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

Yes

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

Yes

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

MY size 69
 

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Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
soft 7.5/hard 10x6.5

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
yes/ 11.5

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
yes

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
pros: everyone wants to see it. i like showing it off. The shock on another persons face when you pull it out. Great sex. A since
pride.
cons: most guys are afraid of it. sex may or may not be as fun if it with someone who doesn't know how to handle a large penis.
everyone wants to see.


5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
briefs can be tough to wear, skinny jeans are not that fun.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I wouldn't mind being bigger to be honest LOL! soft 9/ hard 12 or 13 if that possible.....LOL

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Yes and this can be very Hot sexually!

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
10.5

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yes

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
If i have a semi

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yes

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yes

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6'1, 11size shoe

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I dont have a big nose but I do have big hands

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
I am Afro-American,French Creole, and Korean. I am sure i get a few traits form each one.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes and Yes

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Yes, normally something like OMG!,WOW!, Impressive, That thing is massive, May I touch it?.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I did my share of self amateur porn that about it nothing main stream

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
small 5.5, average 7.5, big 8.5+

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
LOL. when I was younger I could suck my own cock, and I use to be able to bend it back between my legs to fuck my own hole.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Yes

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yes

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Yes but not comfortably normally to short and too tight. I normally use Maximum XXL
 
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7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
I did it once and the guy got really upset that he was like half my size. I don't really get off on making guys feel insecure so I don't do that anymore.
To your answer of this question I say fuxk um, if they get insecure cause they got half what you got then that's there damn business. It isn't about the size but how you damn well use the thing, can have the biggest meat and can't do a thing with it. And if you ever need to compare just holler at me.
 
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1.) How big are you soft & hard?

5/6 in soft & 9+in hard. Fluctuations happen, it's like a dog's tail sometimes.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

I'm sure I have but I have any reason to ask.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

I'm good.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

When you roll down the condom and see the serial number yet you still have more shaft.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

Boxers only. Oh, and I'm allergic to leather pants.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

I'm all the way good.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

Nope

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

See 1.)

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

Never thought about it.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

It happens depends on the country I'm in sometimes.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

Not really but sorta.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

Yup, technically even if it was 1.1in you could do that by rolling over, no?

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

6'2 / US12

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

For me I guess big shnoz, big feet, big hands, (woman seem to love my hands... What's that all about...? Weird)

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

Thats just not gonna get answered.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

Surprise eyes, best during a bj thought...

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc?

I like going to the gym to swim but I am not the dude to hang out and chat it up about cocks.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

Management maybe.....?

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

I don't know, again, not sure what you mean or want me to answer.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

I have a few but I can do this thing where I make it disappear into a woman and then reappear. That's by far my favorite one.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

When would that be happening and why? We're my clothes stolen? Am I waiting for the next shower? Sauna? I need some back story.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

It happens

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

I need to look into bigger ones, I think.
 

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Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
soft 4-1/2 hard 9
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? Around 7 inches

3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Fuck Yeah

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? Cons: public boner
Pro: confidence/good sex life/ can do the helipcopter
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)Skinn yjeans and thongs

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?I'd go down an inch to be in the big range not the "god damn!"
range
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?if they iniate

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) a little over 9

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? definitely

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? its happened ;/ lol great quetions :p

11.) Have you ever sat on it? no

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? yes

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 6-3 size 12

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? I have big hands but I think it coorelates

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) German, Irish, cherokee

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? Yes and Yes usually. Not in public making jokes about it though

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? Definitely would want to try it

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? small 4-5 inch average 5-7ish 8 and up big

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?The heicopter

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?definitly

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Only if semi erect

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
I buy magnums the off chance I ue condoms
 

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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
3 inches soft and 6.5 hard

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
I met someone who was 9 inches cut

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I wish I was at least 7 inches

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pro: I'm only 6.5 in cut but thick. Con: average lol

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
No

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Maybe 5 inches soft and 7.5 hard.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Yes

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
A little over 6.5

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Sometimes

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
No

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yes

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5'8" tall 10.5 shoe size

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
My hands and nose are normal size.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Hispanic

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Not really

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
No

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
It would be fun but I wouldn't want my family to see it lol

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
I'm average. I will consider anything under 6 inches small 6-7 average and 8+ big

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Not that I can think of lol

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
If it's a small chair...

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Sometimes

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
They fit I like Trojan ultra thin regular size
 
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How big are you soft & hard?
Soft = 4'' hard= 6''
Do you ever compare with other guys?
yes
Do you like being as big as you are?
would like to be bigger
What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
7 inches
 

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How big are you soft & hard?
Soft = 4'' hard= 6''
Do you ever compare with other guys?
yes
Do you like being as big as you are?
would like to be bigger
What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
7 inches
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1. 3.5" soft, 6.6" hard
2. not sure--never met another g=hard one!
3. I wish I were a little bigger, although I am 5.5" around
4. hmmm...none...wife doesn't care about size
5. not really--I am not that big!!
6. 7" hard, 4" soft
7. in showers yes...not much opportunity
8. close to 7"
9. sometimes when hard it feels that way
10. sometimes
11. no
12. yes--especially when i get an erection--sometimes wakes me up
13. 6' and 10 1/2
14. no
15. no--English and German
16. hmmm..only my wife, who tells me how big it feels
17. no--only my urologist a couple times
18. hmmm...I would love to
19. small under 5", medium up to 6", big bigger than 6
20. raise and lower it--I do lots of kegels, but I am 66--could do more when younger
21. depends on how flaccid or erect...
22. sometimes
23. have not used one in 35 years