1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft I'm 5 and I don't know the soft girth cause who even does that. Hard I'm 9ish long and 6.3ish around (it varies). When I'm diamonds it's like 9.5
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
One time a gf told me she knew a guy who was 10 inches, she was into sph a lot so she might have been trying to humiliate me. Who knows. She never saw it though so he might have been lying, but I've met him and he doesn't strike me as the kinda guy who lies so it's a mystery. Aside from that no.
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yeah even though it's the worst.
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros: You tell people and they go "OOOOOOOOOOO". If it's a size queen they might try you out
Cons: Everything else. Toothy blowjobs especially, and I'm pretty short and skinny so I feel pretty light-headed when I get a boner.
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I would never wear briefs in case of boners. I have a hard time wearing skinny or slim fit jeans which kinda sucks cause those are more my style than baggy jeans which look fucking ridiculous. I have one pair of black skinny-ish jeans that are super baggy in the bulge area and nowhere else, which I wear literally every day of my life.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Same size but a shower instead of a grower, or maybe just bigger soft.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
I did it once and the guy got really upset that he was like half my size. I don't really get off on making guys feel insecure so I don't do that anymore.
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
I got to about 10 inches once but I thought I was gonna pass out from blood loss so it's not worth it to be honest.
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
I don't feel it weighing me down when I walk, but cupping it in my hand it feels pretty hefty I guess.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
In Canada the water in a toilet rarely ever comes out of the pipe at the bottom, so I can't relate to this problem at all (I'd need to be like 10 inches soft)
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
All the time.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
The struggle is real
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5'6 and I wear a size 8, and I weigh barely 110 pounds. I told you I was small.
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
My nose isn't super big but my hands are usually one joint bigger than other people's (like their fingers end at the begining of the last joint in my fingers)
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
I'm Greek, I don't know if there's any big dick Greek stereotypes but I do know the Greeks love anal stereotype which is super not true in my case.
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I make an effort to let girls know about it, and guys if I know they wont feel insecure. The attention feeds my otherwise incredibly tiny ego.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Again, in Canada we dont get completely nakes in locker rooms, so I can't relate to this one. Plus I'm a major grower so even if they saw my bulge they wouldn't think anything of it.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Nah I'm too shy. I probably wouldn't be able to get it up if I knew I was being filmed. Maybe POV porn with lots of viagra beforehand.
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small is like below 5 inches. Average is 5-6.5. Big is 7+
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can helicopter it when I have a semi, but I'm pretty sure everyone can do that.
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Depends on how close to the edge I am.
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yeah cause I'm always wearing super baggy underwear.
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
I haven't had vaginal sex in a while since most girls are scared to let me put it in them. Last I recall Magnums were way too tight on me.
Soft I'm 5 and I don't know the soft girth cause who even does that. Hard I'm 9ish long and 6.3ish around (it varies). When I'm diamonds it's like 9.5
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
One time a gf told me she knew a guy who was 10 inches, she was into sph a lot so she might have been trying to humiliate me. Who knows. She never saw it though so he might have been lying, but I've met him and he doesn't strike me as the kinda guy who lies so it's a mystery. Aside from that no.
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yeah even though it's the worst.
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros: You tell people and they go "OOOOOOOOOOO". If it's a size queen they might try you out
Cons: Everything else. Toothy blowjobs especially, and I'm pretty short and skinny so I feel pretty light-headed when I get a boner.
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I would never wear briefs in case of boners. I have a hard time wearing skinny or slim fit jeans which kinda sucks cause those are more my style than baggy jeans which look fucking ridiculous. I have one pair of black skinny-ish jeans that are super baggy in the bulge area and nowhere else, which I wear literally every day of my life.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Same size but a shower instead of a grower, or maybe just bigger soft.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
I did it once and the guy got really upset that he was like half my size. I don't really get off on making guys feel insecure so I don't do that anymore.
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
I got to about 10 inches once but I thought I was gonna pass out from blood loss so it's not worth it to be honest.
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
I don't feel it weighing me down when I walk, but cupping it in my hand it feels pretty hefty I guess.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
In Canada the water in a toilet rarely ever comes out of the pipe at the bottom, so I can't relate to this problem at all (I'd need to be like 10 inches soft)
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
All the time.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
The struggle is real
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5'6 and I wear a size 8, and I weigh barely 110 pounds. I told you I was small.
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
My nose isn't super big but my hands are usually one joint bigger than other people's (like their fingers end at the begining of the last joint in my fingers)
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
I'm Greek, I don't know if there's any big dick Greek stereotypes but I do know the Greeks love anal stereotype which is super not true in my case.
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I make an effort to let girls know about it, and guys if I know they wont feel insecure. The attention feeds my otherwise incredibly tiny ego.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Again, in Canada we dont get completely nakes in locker rooms, so I can't relate to this one. Plus I'm a major grower so even if they saw my bulge they wouldn't think anything of it.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Nah I'm too shy. I probably wouldn't be able to get it up if I knew I was being filmed. Maybe POV porn with lots of viagra beforehand.
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small is like below 5 inches. Average is 5-6.5. Big is 7+
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can helicopter it when I have a semi, but I'm pretty sure everyone can do that.
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Depends on how close to the edge I am.
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yeah cause I'm always wearing super baggy underwear.
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
I haven't had vaginal sex in a while since most girls are scared to let me put it in them. Last I recall Magnums were way too tight on me.