Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG
rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
5.5x5 soft and 7x6 hard
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Only longer, but not yet as thick. I am absolutely sure y'all are out there.
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Fuck ya, wish I was just an inch longer, but no thicker. Have had issues at this girth . . .
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
When I flex my cock inside someone, male or female, they seem to REALLY like it. My first girlfriend and 4 gals and guys in my life have not been able to take it. Not so fun.
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Nah. Some guys just SHOW. Not me. I guess it is a bit of a surprise, though, so that's good. I have heard both "Your cock is beautiful," and "You have the perfect cock," several times. #Iampleasedandcontentwithmydna
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I'd be 7x6 uncut and soft and 8x6 hard, still with some overhang. #acroposthionisfuckinghot
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Of-fucking-course. Even a 100% "straight" guy is lying if he tells you otherwise.
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
Just 7.5x6.5 and super veiny. Wish it was an every day thing, dammit.
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Only when loose, so to speak.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Sometimes, if a shallow toilet.
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yes, not so fun. Ouch! Mainly regarding my balls.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Um, this is inevitable, no???
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5-11, 11.5
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Not big nose, but hand length is EXACTLY cock length, bone pressed.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Nah. Keilbasa. I guess that's a THICK sausage, huh?
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I do. At the gym mostly. I used to like it, but now I just wish guys weren't so fucking timid and just walked up and grabbed my fucking cock. Fuck! Just grow a pair.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Nah. Just look. I'm not that big after all.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Yes, but I love my job, so . . .
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?