Welcome - some common questions for new members (new version)

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Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
5.5" - 7.6"

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yes. As a nudist I meet many men who as just as big as me. Not quite as big as me.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Love hate relationship. In intercourse it's great, but even then I have to be careful with some as not to go in as far as I like. You know, the full length. As a nudist, the moment I am slightly aroused, it fill out and people know it.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros are that many like having a larger penis be used on them. Many say "that won't fit"

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Not really as the penis tends to be soft and supple when flaccid. Just that when I get aroused nothing hides it. Briefs can be a complete pain to the penis when erect, get pushed up against the band.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Happy with what I have to be honest, maybe, just maybe, slightly smaller erect as in length, not thickness

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Yes I do. Being a nudist and often nude socially, I see a lot. I think we humans being have a natural tendency to do so.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
7.6" - What I have noted though is that when I am super horny, while the penis does not grow longer, it is much harder and stand to attention without any applied pressure from me to hold it there. My penis generally, when erect, tends to point out rather than up, so when super horny, it points up more

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yes I would

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No, we have a different system here in Oz so the water level is lower

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
No,

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
I am sure all men do that, but I am assuming the questions to asked for when it's erect

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
I am 182cm (5.8") and size 11

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I have never found any correlation between anything like hands, noses, fingers in regards to the penis length.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Anglo Saxon heritage.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes I do, whether it be flaccid or erect. The attention, well as a nudist, no not really. As a sexual partner, always.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Well again being a nudist I am forever getting compliments. In fact I would say many are talking to my penis rather tan me. You know......"hey, my face is up here" sort of thing. The number one comment I do not like is "You must be proud of that"...yeah like I designed it and built it.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Yes I did, I love sex as all men do....but no, because I saw a documentary on the life of a male porn star and it was awful.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
5" for small, 6" average and anything above 7" for big


20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
No, and never even considered it. it's designed for two things, waste expulsion and intercourse.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Depends on the death of the chair, the hardness of the chair, where I am sitting in that chair and so on

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
As a nudist and on a run, when flaccid it slaps from side to side if I run fast enough. When erect and I run, it bounces up and down and slaps my torso. Which strangely enough, keeps it erect...go figure...lol

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Only extra large I have found....but I like flesh on flesh intercourse.
 
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Hello all ... i've been lurking here off and on for years ... here's a little about me.

1.) How big are you soft & hard? 3", 7x6.5"

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? I've played with a few fellas bigger than me. The biggest, 9 inches.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are? YES! Proud and happy to have a big cock! (Even though I think i'm just slightly above average.)

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? No cons! Pros - the attention! (WOW, that's HUGE!)

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) No ... I let that bulge show! (except at work)

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? 7", 10x7" Bigger baby! MUCH BIGGER!

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? I LOVE to compare ... with smaller AND bigger!

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) Several years (and pounds ago), I was measured at 8" long by a buddy.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? Most tell me it is! I love having someone just hold and feel my cock!

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? Nope.

11.) Have you ever sat on it? Yup

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? All the time.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 5'8", 10.5

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? Average nose. Long, thin fingers (great for playing the piano).

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) I'm of Greek and Finnish ancestry. Both thought of as being bigger than average.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? Hell YES .. and Hell YES !!!

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? A couple times I've had comments about my bulge made by gay men in appropriate places, bars, parties, etc.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? I had thought about it in the past. I would have done it then, not so sure now.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? Small < 5". Average 5-7". Big >7". I consider myself on the bigger side of average. Most tell me I'm BIGGER than average.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it? Sorry, no.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? Not flaccid. But, start makin' me chub up and I may dangle off the edge of the chair!!

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Run? Yikes, I don't do that unless someone needs my cock in their mouth!

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? Condoms fit, VERY TIGHTLY. Even magnums.
 
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Hi guys ,newbie,thought I'd answer the questions
1.) How big are you soft & hard? about 3in soft,6in x 6.5 hard

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?yes , 9in x 6in is biggest i've sampled

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?yes,but another couple of inches soft and hard would be nice

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?average size in length,my thickness is my strong point

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)all good in that area

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?6in soft,8in hard

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?Yes,love it

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)around 7

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?maybe my balls

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?Nah

11.) Have you ever sat on it?once or twice to hide a hardon

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?sometimes

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?5'9" ,10

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?Yes and Yes

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)Causaian,British

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?when its erect and yes

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?No not really

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?No,I would give it a go

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?average to me is around 4-6 in hard

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?I can make it spit

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?No

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?my cock doesn't but my balls can get in the way

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?i take large for the girth,tight squeeze
 
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I know I'm not new--but just saw these questions and thought I'd have a go . . .

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft: 4 Hard: 7

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yeah but it were just 2 guys in all those years.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Sure!

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pro: It looks nice! Cons: Getting deepthroat'ed is pretty difficult.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Haha no.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Maybe a little longer than what I have right now.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Haha yeah i do that. I like doing it!

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
7,5

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Sure.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Haha nope xD

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
No

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yeah, but it's no problem for me.
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5' 10" with a 12 shoe size

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
No, I don't think there's any connection between those.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Dutch.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes, people say it's big.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
No, it never happened.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
No, it's not a glamourous world at all.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Erect--small: 3, average 5, big 6+, huge 8+

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can make it hard and point straight forward :p

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Depends on the chair

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Ooh yes. Very annoying. That's why i wear tight boxer briefs.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Yeah, it's a bit tight bit it works.
 

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I know I'm not new--but just saw these questions and thought I'd have a go . . .

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft: 4 Hard: 7

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yeah but it were just 2 guys in all those years.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Sure!

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pro: It looks nice! Cons: Getting deepthroat'ed is pretty difficult.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Haha no.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Maybe a little longer than what I have right now.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Haha yeah i do that. I like doing it!

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
7,5

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Sure.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Haha nope xD

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
No

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yeah, but it's no problem for me.
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5' 10" with a 12 shoe size

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
No, I don't think there's any connection between those.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Dutch.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes, people say it's big.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
No, it never happened.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
No, it's not a glamourous world at all.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Erect--small: 3, average 5, big 6+, huge 8+

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can make it hard and point straight forward :p

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Depends on the chair

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Ooh yes. Very annoying. That's why i wear tight boxer briefs.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Yeah, it's a bit tight bit it works.

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1.) How big are you soft & hard? 2.5" & 6"

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? Yes If so how big were they? 6" hard

3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Yes

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? Ha, I don't have a problem fitting.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) No, but thongs are not going on my body.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? I'm fine how I am. Soft & Hard? But if I were to get a 'majical' upgrade -- 4+ soft 7+ hard

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? Not intentionally

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? 6" (When you were super horny)

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? No

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? No

11.) Have you ever sat on it? Yes

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? Yes

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 6'1.25" & 10.5W - 11R

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? I don't know. At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? Yes

15.) What is your heritage? Indian, French, English. Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) No

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? No not anymore. No.

17.) Do people make comments? No Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? Hahaha, no and no.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? NA

20.) Can you do any tricks with it? Define trick

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? No duh

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? It has

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? Yes. Don't know.

Some of these I probably should have just left out, but what the heck.
 
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1.) How big are you soft & hard? Soft 3 inch, hard 6in

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? Yes, my best friend , saw his penis one time.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Yes and no, wish I could be another inch or two bigger.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? I think just visually it is pleasing.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) Nothing that comes to mind.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? soft: just the same, maybe a little bit thicker; Hard: 7 inches

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? All the time

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) 6 1/4 inches

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? Sometimes, when my balls haven't been drained in a while they swell up.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? If I am hard.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?No

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?Yes

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 5'11", 10 1/2 shoe

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? No and No

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) German/Mexica, I am not to sure about my heritage.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? Yes and yes.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? Not that I am aware of.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? I wouldn't have mind when I was 18, but I am married now, so no.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?Average

20.) Can you do any tricks with it? Make it bounce up and down.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? No

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?Sometimes

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?Yes, normal
 

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Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard? 3inch soft, 8 hard

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? almost same size

3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Yes

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? Don’t know any cons

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) no

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? Prob soft 4 hard 9

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? Didn’t have the chance to do that

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) 8.5 inch

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? Kind of

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? No

11.) Have you ever sat on it? No

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? Yes!

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? I’m 185 cm tall and 11 shoes

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? Got them both! I think yes, they say true

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) I’m born and raised in north of Italy but my blood is southern. So yes, definitely it is known for being bigger.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? I do of course, but I don’t show it too much

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? wouldn’t say “comments” but their look says everything

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? not really

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? Can’t answer that

20.) Can you do any tricks with it? I cannot suck it but I wish I could

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? Depends

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Yes! That’s why I never run without jocks!

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? Average fits
 
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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft a bit bigger then 5.5. Hard is 8.5-9 depending on EQ

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Nope. Not in real life. But I dont run into many penises on a regular basis lol

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Indeed.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

Pros: Teh orgasms. Always a confidence boost. Women like it a bit? *shrug*

Cons: Cant always have sex at certain angles/positions. Unnecessary attention in public. The weird moment when a woman thinks its cool to start talking bad about her smaller exes.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Briefs are a no go. Jeans need to be relax/regular fit only.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I like what i have. I wouldnt mind be8ng a bit girthier but thats what cock rings are for lol.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
I do on occasion.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
Not certain. Longest was side by side with a Fios remote. So 8.75 to be safe lol

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
It has some weight to it lol.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Its gotta be some highish water lol.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Often

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Often lol

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5'6"

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Nope. Though my nose is kinda big.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Black. Yes.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes and yes lol. Just not in public all the time.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

Nope.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

Ive been a Bull before but no.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
All the international stats are my opinions

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Other than the good ole helicopter I have a tendency to slap it. That about all ive tried lol

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Depends on how warm it is

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
If I have boxers on its a given

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

Yea. Regular Magnum thins
 
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Hey all, Biggus_Dickus here...

34 male QLD Australia.

1.) Howbig are you soft & hard?
About 4 inches soft 8 inches hard.. but apparently it's not my length, but the girth is the issue. Went hard my guess is about the same as a Rexona Mens deodorant can...

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yes, I attend swingers parties.. I'm normally the biggest there, however there has then this black guy going lately he's MUCH longer than me probably as thick..

3.) Do you like being as big as you are? I guess it's better than being too small..

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros = Most women love it, I'm usually the centre of attention at swingers parties..

cons: occasionally I will see a hooker, I don't like to spend a lot of money on hookers, so I normally end up with Asian hookers; which is not a bad thing however, most of them will try and make me come we just a blowjob or a handjob so they don't have to have sex with me.

Here's an example last time I saw a hooker she was giving me an awesome blowjob I asked her, to stop so we can fuck but she kept going until I came, the result being that I paid full service price for a blowjob...


5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc
I can't wait boxer shorts have to wear actual undies otherwise it looks like I have a hard-on...

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I would like to be a bit longer soft, maybe about 6 inches

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
I often check out the competition especially at swingers parties.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
8 and a half inches

9.) Would you say your packageis "heavy"?
When hard yes

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Ha.. no..

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yes my nuts.. and it hurts..

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
No

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
8 foot 10
Size 13 shoe

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Yes both

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Born in Australia, Maltese background thougg

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yes and yes..

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Yes at the bath house, in the dry sauna. I had a random old guy tell me "that's a thick cock" as relatively Straight as I am, that turned me on and I masturbated for him while he and another guy watched intently

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I would...

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small would be less than 7 inches hard fucking huge would be anything bigger than me

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can make it dance music and I can do the windmill... WooooOOOOOooo

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Yes

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
With no undies

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Magnums do, but they are a bit tight...
 
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