Welcome - some common questions for new members (new version)
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1.) How big are you soft & hard? 8.5”
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? My ex was 9”
3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Love it
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? Not many people can deepthroat me
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) none
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? The size I am
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? Yes
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) 9.5”
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? Yes
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? Yes
11.) Have you ever sat on it? Yes
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? Size 9 and 6 foot tall
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) Scandinavian
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? I love attention
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? Yes
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? Perhaps
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? Yes
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Yes
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? Sometimes
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? My ex was 9”
3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Love it
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? Not many people can deepthroat me
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) none
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? The size I am
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? Yes
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) 9.5”
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? Yes
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? Yes
11.) Have you ever sat on it? Yes
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? Size 9 and 6 foot tall
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) Scandinavian
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? I love attention
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? Yes
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? Perhaps
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? Yes
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Yes
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? Sometimes
Here are my answers
1.) How big are you soft & hard? 8x6 when hard, about half that soft depending on how cold it is
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Only one guy he was only a little longer maybe 9 inches. And one trans girl who was almost exactly the same size and shape as me but lied and said it was 10.5 lol
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yeah I love it
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
It was too big any time I tried anal with anyone. 2 girls have found it too big and most have difficulty deepthroating it. Everything else is a pro. And I love the holy fuck response I've gotten when I take it out
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I usually don't wear anything too tight in the crotch I find it uncomfortable. Briefs are a waste of time I have low hanging balls too and everything just falls out. And I don't wear sweatpants outside the house
) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Prettty happy with what I have although 10 inches hard sounds nice
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Only compared with guys when fooling around
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
Honestly haven't measured myself in year's. My measurements were taken by others during intense oral sessions. Think I gained half an inch or more in thickness once but I was sooo hard I thought my dick would explode. And not in the usual way
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yes
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
It hits the porcelain. Even if it's slightly hard I have to hold up and away from the side
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
No but sat on my balls. Ouch
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yes
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
I'm about 6'6'' tall and I take 13 to a 15 depending on manufacturers. Wearing US size 13 1/2 addisas right now and they are snug
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I'm 6'6” and a big broadly built guy so I guess all my features are big but my hands are very big.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) Mostly Irish AFAIK
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yeah i enjoy the attention
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Yeah I've gotten lots of compliments
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Somebody asked me once if I was interested in doing some amatuer stuff but I'm not
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Not really sure. Have seen some very small ones though.
20.) Can you do any tricks with it? Can make it bounce up and down hands free and can helicopter it a bit
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Depends on the chair. Average kitchen chair yes
22. If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yes it bounces all over the place so do my balls. Not very comfortable
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? Regular are never comfortable. I've used larger ones before. Can't think of the brand
1.) How big are you soft & hard? 8x6 when hard, about half that soft depending on how cold it is
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Only one guy he was only a little longer maybe 9 inches. And one trans girl who was almost exactly the same size and shape as me but lied and said it was 10.5 lol
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yeah I love it
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
It was too big any time I tried anal with anyone. 2 girls have found it too big and most have difficulty deepthroating it. Everything else is a pro. And I love the holy fuck response I've gotten when I take it out
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I usually don't wear anything too tight in the crotch I find it uncomfortable. Briefs are a waste of time I have low hanging balls too and everything just falls out. And I don't wear sweatpants outside the house
) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Prettty happy with what I have although 10 inches hard sounds nice
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Only compared with guys when fooling around
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
Honestly haven't measured myself in year's. My measurements were taken by others during intense oral sessions. Think I gained half an inch or more in thickness once but I was sooo hard I thought my dick would explode. And not in the usual way
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yes
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
It hits the porcelain. Even if it's slightly hard I have to hold up and away from the side
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
No but sat on my balls. Ouch
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yes
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
I'm about 6'6'' tall and I take 13 to a 15 depending on manufacturers. Wearing US size 13 1/2 addisas right now and they are snug
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I'm 6'6” and a big broadly built guy so I guess all my features are big but my hands are very big.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) Mostly Irish AFAIK
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Yeah i enjoy the attention
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Yeah I've gotten lots of compliments
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Somebody asked me once if I was interested in doing some amatuer stuff but I'm not
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Not really sure. Have seen some very small ones though.
20.) Can you do any tricks with it? Can make it bounce up and down hands free and can helicopter it a bit
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Depends on the chair. Average kitchen chair yes
22. If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yes it bounces all over the place so do my balls. Not very comfortable
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? Regular are never comfortable. I've used larger ones before. Can't think of the brand
Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
soft 6" hard 7", 6" around
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
they were about the same size
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
sure
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
cons: definitely running shorts
pros: running shorts
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I prefer not to wear briefs or boxers, don't need them
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
smaller balls lol
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
yes
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
a bit longer I guess, didn't measure
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
it feels heavy when i'm jumping
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
no, i hold it lol
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
yes most of the time
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
all the time
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6 2, size 11
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
no-one has ever mentioned it?
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
no
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
if people want to look they will look
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
not spoken comments
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
no way, too shy
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
too many questions
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
i can make it spit lol
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
doesn't everyones?
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
if i run i wear running shorts
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
i don't know
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Just curious if this portal allows dor those who wissh to spend quality time with resident monsters, or is a place where one can be ostracized for hitting on other local members?
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Hello everyone...new member here! 
1.) How big are you soft & hard? About 5" soft & just over 8" hard.
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? I work in a mens club so I see big penises all the time.
3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Yes.
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? A few times.
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) 8.5"
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? Yes.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? Will touch the bowl if I don't hold it up.
11.) Have you ever sat on it? Yes.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?5 11 & size 9
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) Ukrainian
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? Yes & yes.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? Usually comments about my big bulge in pants or underwear.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? Yes
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Yes
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
1.) How big are you soft & hard? About 5" soft & just over 8" hard.
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? I work in a mens club so I see big penises all the time.
3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Yes.
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? A few times.
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) 8.5"
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? Yes.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? Will touch the bowl if I don't hold it up.
11.) Have you ever sat on it? Yes.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?5 11 & size 9
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) Ukrainian
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? Yes & yes.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? Usually comments about my big bulge in pants or underwear.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? Yes
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Yes
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
4” and 8”
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yes, have been with guys same size and a guy who was almost 9”
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Love it.
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
I think I get to hookup with hotter guys than I would if I was average because they get excited about taking a big cock.
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I find speedos and tight jeans uncomfortable but I can wear them if I really want to.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
What I am.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Yes plenty of times with guys I hookup with and a few gay friends.
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
Slightly over 8
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yeah because my balls are pretty big too.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
On an American toilet it has happened.
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yeah.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
A lot of times.
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5’11, 9 (uk size)
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Yeah fairly large to both.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
White British.
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
In gay hookup scenarios yes a lot. Like online, or a sauna. In mixed / straight places like locker rooms, just a few looks usually.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Gay guys stare or occasionally try to hookup. A few friends at school made jokes before, and also on a nude beach guys commented.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I’ve done cam4 / chaturbate alone and jerking off with a friend.
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small under 6”, average 6-7, big larger than 7.
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Self suck (I’m pretty slim)
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Um. What chair?
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yes if in loose shorts.
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Depends on the brand.
4” and 8”
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yes, have been with guys same size and a guy who was almost 9”
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Love it.
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
I think I get to hookup with hotter guys than I would if I was average because they get excited about taking a big cock.
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I find speedos and tight jeans uncomfortable but I can wear them if I really want to.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
What I am.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Yes plenty of times with guys I hookup with and a few gay friends.
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
Slightly over 8
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yeah because my balls are pretty big too.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
On an American toilet it has happened.
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yeah.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
A lot of times.
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5’11, 9 (uk size)
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Yeah fairly large to both.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
White British.
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
In gay hookup scenarios yes a lot. Like online, or a sauna. In mixed / straight places like locker rooms, just a few looks usually.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Gay guys stare or occasionally try to hookup. A few friends at school made jokes before, and also on a nude beach guys commented.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I’ve done cam4 / chaturbate alone and jerking off with a friend.
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small under 6”, average 6-7, big larger than 7.
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Self suck (I’m pretty slim)
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Um. What chair?
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yes if in loose shorts.
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Depends on the brand.
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Hey all! I'm not a new member but I've just came back after a long hiatus - in which time I've received a second growth spurt and I do think I barely belong to the club now I've lost my virginity in the meantime so there's that!
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Really tiny soft, but hard? Currently 17 to 17.5cm - so around 6.75" in length, with a 14cm girth so 5.5" girth
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Hell yes. Met this dude in Cyprus - he was HUGE. About my hard size soft and probably 9"+ hard? crazy but it was really enticing to see
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yep! Why not?
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
It starts getting a bit too much for some, and they can't take it...
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I can't go out freeballing even just to collect the mail - it is too bloody obvious, and I'm usually semi so... don't want people calling the cops on me.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I don't care for soft - but it'll be great just hitting the 7" mark. Girthwise I'm happy!
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Nope! but when people whip their dicks out, you just gotta eyeball them, man
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
I'm pretty consistent lengthwise, and tbh my length seems to be growing. When I first came to LPSG, I was 5", and now it's 6.75, which is crazy and these days I do a double take when I measure. it used to be consistently 16cm but now it's always in the 17 range. Girthwise I've hit 15cm before - so almost 6" of girth, but that's only when all three blood chambers of my dick fills up really nicely.
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
yup, if you hold it in one's hand!
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
nope!
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
used to... not these days. it's too hard to get it bent and sat on
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
certainly!
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
I'm 174cm, and my shoe size is 8.5 I believe!
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I do have big hands, but not a big nose. the digit/fourth finger difference is the most true comparison imho
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
My heritage is the butt of jokes of being small! Asian Chinese here - but then again, are Chinese people really small or is it just a myth?
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Sometimes I do! LOVE it when I do
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
I don't flash others even in locker rooms and bathrooms! only people who worked on it have seen it
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
someone did ask me that before - if I would consider it. the industry isn't the healthiest, so probably not
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
not sure about the first two, but 5.5" is already big in my opinion. girth matters more than length too, tbh
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
nope! would hella love to do autofellatio but I'm not f l e x i b l e enough
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
No - because 1) I'm small soft, and 2) when it gets hard, it points up. so no sexy "hard cock point down off the chair" hotness for me. which is sad too, I really love the optics of it.
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
yep!
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?[/QUOTE]
they do, but not regular size. I use MYSIZE 60 and Lifestyle SKYN Large. smaller condoms kinda really don't work well with my dick.
I've lost my virginity in the meantime so there's that!1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Really tiny soft, but hard? Currently 17 to 17.5cm - so around 6.75" in length, with a 14cm girth so 5.5" girth
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Hell yes. Met this dude in Cyprus - he was HUGE. About my hard size soft and probably 9"+ hard? crazy but it was really enticing to see
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yep! Why not?
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
It starts getting a bit too much for some, and they can't take it...
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I can't go out freeballing even just to collect the mail - it is too bloody obvious, and I'm usually semi so... don't want people calling the cops on me.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I don't care for soft - but it'll be great just hitting the 7" mark. Girthwise I'm happy!
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Nope! but when people whip their dicks out, you just gotta eyeball them, man
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
I'm pretty consistent lengthwise, and tbh my length seems to be growing. When I first came to LPSG, I was 5", and now it's 6.75, which is crazy and these days I do a double take when I measure. it used to be consistently 16cm but now it's always in the 17 range. Girthwise I've hit 15cm before - so almost 6" of girth, but that's only when all three blood chambers of my dick fills up really nicely.
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
yup, if you hold it in one's hand!
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
nope!
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
used to... not these days. it's too hard to get it bent and sat on
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
certainly!
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
I'm 174cm, and my shoe size is 8.5 I believe!
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I do have big hands, but not a big nose. the digit/fourth finger difference is the most true comparison imho
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
My heritage is the butt of jokes of being small! Asian Chinese here - but then again, are Chinese people really small or is it just a myth?
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Sometimes I do! LOVE it when I do
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
I don't flash others even in locker rooms and bathrooms! only people who worked on it have seen it
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
someone did ask me that before - if I would consider it. the industry isn't the healthiest, so probably not
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
not sure about the first two, but 5.5" is already big in my opinion. girth matters more than length too, tbh
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
nope! would hella love to do autofellatio but I'm not f l e x i b l e enough
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
No - because 1) I'm small soft, and 2) when it gets hard, it points up. so no sexy "hard cock point down off the chair" hotness for me. which is sad too, I really love the optics of it.
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
yep!
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?[/QUOTE]
they do, but not regular size. I use MYSIZE 60 and Lifestyle SKYN Large. smaller condoms kinda really don't work well with my dick.
This was ridiculous but fun:
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
It’s Honestly been a while, if I’ve ever measured myself. I would guess 7?
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Of the guys I’ve been with I’ve been the biggest
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Sure? I’m not upset or yearning for more, I feel that’d be toxic for the ego if I felt otherwise
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
I doubt anyone would say no
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I haven’t worn jeans in years, denim just doesn’t feel comfortable anymore. Also, no briefs
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I’m gonna say I’m good, thanx tho
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Nawh, it’s just good to appreciate
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
Damn y’all really love metrics huh
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Would constitutes as heavy? Like, it’s low? Sometimes, depending on what I wear and if I haven’t cum in a while, at least that’s what I think
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
I try my best to make sure this never happens
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Unfortunately
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Who hasn’t?
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5.9 and i wear size 10.5-11
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Those idioms are ridiculous and there is no relation, I promise
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Straight up Mexican, hijo
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Somewhat? The attention has varied, I’m rather ethnically ambiguous, but definitely brown-esque in terms of profile
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
It’s been a while so I don’t know. My husband, however, likes the whole package I’m presenting
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
No,
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Uhhhhhhhh
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
UhhhhHhhHhhhhhHhhhHh
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Which side of the chair?
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
If I wear nothing but the shorts then yes
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
I’ve actually never worn a condom with a man or woman, so I don’t know
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
It’s Honestly been a while, if I’ve ever measured myself. I would guess 7?
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Of the guys I’ve been with I’ve been the biggest
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Sure? I’m not upset or yearning for more, I feel that’d be toxic for the ego if I felt otherwise
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
I doubt anyone would say no
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I haven’t worn jeans in years, denim just doesn’t feel comfortable anymore. Also, no briefs
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I’m gonna say I’m good, thanx tho
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Nawh, it’s just good to appreciate
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
Damn y’all really love metrics huh
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Would constitutes as heavy? Like, it’s low? Sometimes, depending on what I wear and if I haven’t cum in a while, at least that’s what I think
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
I try my best to make sure this never happens
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Unfortunately
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Who hasn’t?
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5.9 and i wear size 10.5-11
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Those idioms are ridiculous and there is no relation, I promise
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Straight up Mexican, hijo
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Somewhat? The attention has varied, I’m rather ethnically ambiguous, but definitely brown-esque in terms of profile
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
It’s been a while so I don’t know. My husband, however, likes the whole package I’m presenting
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
No,
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Uhhhhhhhh
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
UhhhhHhhHhhhhhHhhhHh
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Which side of the chair?
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
If I wear nothing but the shorts then yes
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
I’ve actually never worn a condom with a man or woman, so I don’t know
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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft: 4”
Hard: 8.5” x 6.5”
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Not in person
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I wish I was alittle bigger
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pants can sometimes be tight around the groin
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I only buy clothes I CAN wear lol
Some is still tight though
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
10+ and 7.5
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
I get asked too sometimes
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
9” (and 7” thick after pumping)
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yes
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
When I’m hard
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yes! So painful
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Again, very painful
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6’1 and size 10
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Lol yes
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Italian
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I love it
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
All my guy friends make jokes about it
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I would. And I have - amateur stuff on XTube
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small = less than 5.5
Average = 5.5 to 7.5
Big = 7.5 to 9
Huge = 9+
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Come find out
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Yes
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Lol yes
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
I get the extra large ones
Soft: 4”
Hard: 8.5” x 6.5”
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Not in person
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I wish I was alittle bigger
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pants can sometimes be tight around the groin
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I only buy clothes I CAN wear lol
Some is still tight though
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
10+ and 7.5
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
I get asked too sometimes
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
9” (and 7” thick after pumping)
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yes
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
When I’m hard
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yes! So painful
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Again, very painful
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6’1 and size 10
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Lol yes
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Italian
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I love it
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
All my guy friends make jokes about it
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I would. And I have - amateur stuff on XTube
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small = less than 5.5
Average = 5.5 to 7.5
Big = 7.5 to 9
Huge = 9+
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Come find out
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Yes
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Lol yes
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
I get the extra large ones
1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft 5" x 3.875" / Hard 7.25" x 5.25" BPEL
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
I've met one other person that was bigger (imho) - he was shorter than me but much thicker, I'd say around 6.5 x 6.
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yes
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros:
I get a lot of "it's perfect" reactions.
I'm long enough to do any position I want.
I feel pretty powerful during sex.
Cons:
Occasionally I hit a cervix accidentally.
Legs on shoulder sex can be uncomfortable for some partners.
I've only done anal a few times.
I've had partners bleed after sex and I'm not into hurting anyone.
I've never had anyone be able to go balls deep while getting head.
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
No.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I'd like to be a little girthier - 7.25 x 5.875 would be good, hard. Soft, I'm pretty good as is.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Only time I've ever seen an erect penis in real life was during a mfm, and I was jealous of his girth; but I'd take my length and curve any day of the week.
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
See above.
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
No. It makes a satisfying snack sound on an ass or cheek, though.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Had that happen a few times. Mostly just have to avoid rim's, though.
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yes.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yes.
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
Sorry. Height and shoes don't correlate here. 5'6" and 9.
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
IDK. I have a long nose, but medium size hands.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Scottish. IDK.
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Sometimes and yes.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
No. I get giggles from women if they catch me adjusting, which happens a lot.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
No.
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
5", 5.75", and 7" I guess.
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
What? Unless you count pulling it to the side and slapping someone with it like a cane, no?
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
IDK.
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yes. I wear compression shorts when I exercise.
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Yes, I'm in between a large and a standard, so I deal with some tightness, but I'm not comfortable buying magnums. Just seems like an ego thing.
Soft 5" x 3.875" / Hard 7.25" x 5.25" BPEL
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
I've met one other person that was bigger (imho) - he was shorter than me but much thicker, I'd say around 6.5 x 6.
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yes
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros:
I get a lot of "it's perfect" reactions.
I'm long enough to do any position I want.
I feel pretty powerful during sex.
Cons:
Occasionally I hit a cervix accidentally.
Legs on shoulder sex can be uncomfortable for some partners.
I've only done anal a few times.
I've had partners bleed after sex and I'm not into hurting anyone.
I've never had anyone be able to go balls deep while getting head.
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
No.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I'd like to be a little girthier - 7.25 x 5.875 would be good, hard. Soft, I'm pretty good as is.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Only time I've ever seen an erect penis in real life was during a mfm, and I was jealous of his girth; but I'd take my length and curve any day of the week.
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
See above.
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
No. It makes a satisfying snack sound on an ass or cheek, though.
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Had that happen a few times. Mostly just have to avoid rim's, though.
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yes.
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yes.
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
Sorry. Height and shoes don't correlate here. 5'6" and 9.
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
IDK. I have a long nose, but medium size hands.
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Scottish. IDK.
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Sometimes and yes.
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
No. I get giggles from women if they catch me adjusting, which happens a lot.
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
No.
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
5", 5.75", and 7" I guess.
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
What? Unless you count pulling it to the side and slapping someone with it like a cane, no?
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
IDK.
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yes. I wear compression shorts when I exercise.
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Yes, I'm in between a large and a standard, so I deal with some tightness, but I'm not comfortable buying magnums. Just seems like an ego thing.
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here's the lowdown haha:
1.) How big are you soft & hard? flaccid anywhere from 3-5", hard 7-7"
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? my bf and i are both about the same size. love dating a hung bttm
3.) Do you like being as big as you are? fuck yeah!
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? most people default to bottoming upon sight which as a top is great, and it makes locker rooms/public showers easy breezy
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) i like to be supported but not constricted.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? I'm pretty happy where I'm at.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? yeah all the time
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) easily around 7.5"
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? hell yes, heavy balls and a big heavy shroom head
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? when im blazed af and im hangin low, yeah
11.) Have you ever sat on it? no
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? yeah
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 5'11, 11s
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? yup, i can palm a bball. what's better is that my cock is big enough that i can double fist it
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) spaniard/italian. euro-latino mutt haha
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? its always nice to get attention, as long as it ain't creepy
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? i get all the time that it's a pretty dick and that people love the head. happens occassionally in locker rooms
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? been reached out twice to do porn on dating apps, turned down the opportunity both times. wouldn't mind in another life, but being on sean cody won't hhelp my office resume lol
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? safely hung, but not a monster.
20.) Can you do any tricks with it? i taught it to make anybody cum
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? absolutely!
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? definitely. cardio's always a hassle haha but freeballing in gym shorts is the best!
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? yeah they do, i usually use magnums
1.) How big are you soft & hard? flaccid anywhere from 3-5", hard 7-7"
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? my bf and i are both about the same size. love dating a hung bttm
3.) Do you like being as big as you are? fuck yeah!
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? most people default to bottoming upon sight which as a top is great, and it makes locker rooms/public showers easy breezy
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) i like to be supported but not constricted.
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? I'm pretty happy where I'm at.
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? yeah all the time
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) easily around 7.5"
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? hell yes, heavy balls and a big heavy shroom head
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? when im blazed af and im hangin low, yeah
11.) Have you ever sat on it? no
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? yeah
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 5'11, 11s
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? yup, i can palm a bball. what's better is that my cock is big enough that i can double fist it
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) spaniard/italian. euro-latino mutt haha
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? its always nice to get attention, as long as it ain't creepy
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? i get all the time that it's a pretty dick and that people love the head. happens occassionally in locker rooms
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? been reached out twice to do porn on dating apps, turned down the opportunity both times. wouldn't mind in another life, but being on sean cody won't hhelp my office resume lol
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? safely hung, but not a monster.
20.) Can you do any tricks with it? i taught it to make anybody cum
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? absolutely!
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? definitely. cardio's always a hassle haha but freeballing in gym shorts is the best!
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? yeah they do, i usually use magnums
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