Welcome - some common questions for new members (new version)

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Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

3 inches soft and 6.5 inches hard

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

The biggest guy was 7 inches soft and 10 inches hard and 7 inches girth

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

Some say I am bigger than average yeah, but still smaller than some

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

Can't hide your hard-on, can't lay pipe on young women
Some women like the girth I have except for wife

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

Jeans makes my ball clash together creating a painful collision

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

Soft at least 6 inches hard 9 inches and 7 inches girth

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

Yes, friend had 7" to mine 6.5 same girth; friend from above soft was bigger than my hard
Compared to a guy with 6" Length x 8" girth, he was a tree stump. The 1/2 inch I had over him made my cock look like a toothpick next to a beer bottle.
Compared to my little brother and almost even size, even though he thinks he is bigger.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

7" hard when a chick jumped on me and wanted to get laid.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

Only because of my balls in my bag and hard dick on a extreme hot day

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

I am jealous when people say that their big cock can do that. My hard-on can barely reach the water if I can push it down that far.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

A couple of times to hide it from a horny but ugly girl that knew my cock was good size for her, because I gave it to her before and she came back for more.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

No, unless it was hard and I didn't know it.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

6ft tall and wear size 12 shoes

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

I have a fairly big nose but small hands

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

No my family has about the same size what I am but they are about 7" of girth where I am not even 6"

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

One time my cock was sticking outside my shorts and my sister in laws was staring at it. She asked me if she could be on standby. I told her that she could get firsts if she can handle the size of my cock.
A girl I met on a bus thought I was too big for her. She felt my soft cock and I was as big as her hubby hard. I got a hard-on and she grabbed it with the head and part of shaft outside of her hand. She started licking my cock

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

Only if I get hard, then they make a comment like "his cock is good looking or would like to have a cock that looks like that.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

I always wanted to do porn, but didn't think I was big enough. There is a well-known porn star with my size.
I don't know if I could last that long, have to exercise and get into shape to last as long as those dudes

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

Talking about hard only: Small is 4" and below; Average is 6" and below; over 6 but under 8" is above average depending on the girth of a cock. Someone can be 8" but a toothpick. Large is 7" Length x 7" girth
To me Large is 8" inches and above. There are monster cocks out there that are 10"

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

I can double in size from soft to hard; after fucking my cock goes to about 2" then jumps to 6.5 in about 30 minutes.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

Only if I am sitting on an inch of chair, maybe more than an inch

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

Actually it did that once, my cock came of age. It was rolling around and hitting my upper thigh.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

Condoms fit but with my extreme size differential from hard 6.5 to soft 2, the condom is left in the women's pussy or the pussy wins the tug-o-war against my cock. That is after several minutes of pumping, kissing and rubbing my body next to the babe I am fucking.
 
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Thank you! Is this the only way? I was trying to get on here for fitness but I didn’t want to post full frontal to public. Would I be able to make the photos private?

Stud, Well i do not know the answer to that question, ask a MOD that !!
 

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Thank you! Is this the only way? I was trying to get on here for fitness but I didn’t want to post full frontal to public. Would I be able to make the photos private?
Don't think so man. In fact, many verified members delete their verification pic from their gallery after being verified, but the pics still remains visible on their profile window
 

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Don't think so man. In fact, many verified members delete their verification pic from their gallery after being verified, but the pics still remains visible on their profile window
Appreciate it.
 
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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Length:
[12.0 cm , 15.0 cm] or [4.7" , 5.9"] : soft
[16.5 cm , 17.5 cm] or [6.5", 6.9"] : hard
Girth:
[14.0 cm, 15.0 cm] or [5.5 , 5.9] : soft
[15.0 cm , 16 cm] or [5.9" , 6.2"] : hard

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yes, several times. I'm a at superior limit of the average male population.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I used to be shy of showing off my bulge when I was a teenager. I'm very comfortable with my size now.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
I'm not that big, thus ...
PROS: no surprises, no awkward smiles or sights.
CONS: I have lower chances of getting a job at the porn industry as they usually seek the long dong kind of guys.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Fashion designers did not think about higher average to bigger guys when they created speedos.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I'm happy with my size.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Yes.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
18.0cm (7.1")

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Average

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No, but it touches the porcelain if I don't hold it.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yep.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Nope.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
1.82m or 6.1' tall
Shoe size (US) 11 or (EURO) 44-45

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
In my case, yes.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
English, Dutch and Portuguese: "average ancestors"

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Wearing speedos gets me attention, I don't like it.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
They say I'm a big guy even though I'm more the average kind.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I would do porn, but I'm not sure I'd fit for the job

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
I'm just a little beyond the average interval.
For me, average: [10.0cm , 16.0cm] or [4.0", 6.3"]
small: < 10.0cm or < 4.0"

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Nope.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Sometimes.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
yep.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Yep. Average.
 

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So welcome! I’m a new member :)

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
3.5 & 6.5 in

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yes

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
A bit bigger

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
i’m not that big lol

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
No

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Soft is okay, hard like 8 in i guess..

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Sometimes

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
7 in

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
No

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No lol

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
?

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
?

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6ft

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
I guess not

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
No

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
No

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Yes and no

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?


20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Penis tricks..., sounds fun lmao

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
No

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Ahahah of course it bounces

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Yeah
 
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Not my first time on the site, but I don’t recall filling out this form before. Looks like fun...

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft: 6.5”, give or take depending on the conditions.
Hard: 9.25” (BPEG) x 6.75 (BEG)

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Not in real life.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Ha, how could I deny it?

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros: it’s always gotten a lot of attention, whether in the locker room or bedroom.
Cons: it often hurts my partners.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I don’t mind showing off a bit, but I do need to be mindful of not overdoing it.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I’ve never done any PE or pumping. I wonder if it could get to 10 x 7 with some effort.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Do any guys not compare?

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

9.25” is basically my max. Feel like I’ve hit 9.5” but wouldn’t claim it with certainty.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
No doubt.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Depends on the toilet.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Um, yeah. LOL

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Sure.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6’3”, size 13.5 or 14

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Small nose, very big hands.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
I’m an Irish-Italian-Hungarian mutt. ;)

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

Yes, and yes.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Lots of nicknames during my sports days.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
See my profile. Think that’s fair to say, though I’m not sure how I feel about it.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

Small: less than 5”
Average: 5-6.5”
Big: 6.5-7.5”
Huge: 7.5”+

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can switch positions without ever having to take it out; a favorite position for me is having the woman sit on the edge of the bed and I’ll enter from my knees—I’ve been told that’s a trick. LOL

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Yes.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yes. So I wear compression.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

Don’t use them often, but last I bought were MySize.



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Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
 

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here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

Never measured myself soft, hard 19cm.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

Yes I have

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

I love my penis haha

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

There is no bad side.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

I can't wear anything tight. My man wants to be free.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

I would stay the same

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

In boarding school we did . Not really anymore.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

It hasn't changed haha

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

It is heavy yes with low hanging balls

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

No, it's never soft long enough to hang

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

Yes, but with purpose. I was sticking it up myself

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

No

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

170cm
Size 8

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

Haha they are average

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

South African. We are above average

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

Yes I do like the attention. People say I have a move foreskin

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

Yea

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

I have done a video or two

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

Average is 16cm

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

I can stick it in my own ass

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

No it would stand up hahaha

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

It does bounce around with underwear

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

I don't use condoms
 
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