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Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Is this site exclusively for men?
 
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Hi I just joined the site. I wanted to post some sexual encounter story but seems like I can’t make a thread. Is there somewhere better I can post or something?

@akron279 Well You were able to post this thread so You should be able to start a thread in the forum You want!! Go to the Forum that you want to post in and on the right corner is (Post New Thread) and click on that!!
 

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@akron279 Well You were able to post this thread so You should be able to start a thread in the forum You want!! Go to the Forum that you want to post in and on the right corner is (Post New Thread) and click on that!![/QUOT
@akron279 Well You were able to post this thread so You should be able to start a thread in the forum You want!! Go to the Forum that you want to post in and on the right corner is (Post New Thread) and click on that!!
thank you, I’m a little slow but I got it. Thank you!
 
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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
5.25(13.3) x 4.5(11.43) soft
7.25(18.4) x 5.25(13.3) hard

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Have not seen anyone else hard.
Have not seen anyone bigger than me soft.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yes

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
I am not that big....
Pros: Better self-confidence. More visually exciting to girls.
Cons: Length sometimes make full penetration difficult/painful for the girls and less than full penetration is less satisfying (for me) and I cannot be as relaxed and passionate as I'd like to be.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
No

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
4.0(10.2) x 3.0(7.7) soft
7.25(18.4) x 6.0(15.3) hard

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
No

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
7.25(18.4)

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
No

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
No

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
No

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6'3"
11(UK)

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I have large hands and a big nose. I do not think the saying is true (in my case it is just a coincidence.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
British. Not especially known for being bigger.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
No.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
No.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
No and no.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small < 4"
Average 6"
Big > 8"

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
No.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
If it is a dining room chair and I am sat with balls and cock in front of the edge of the chair, my cock would hand below the front edge of the chair.
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22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
No, although if I wear boxers when ice skating I have sometimes got it twisted up around my balls when doing jumps (so I always wear tight briefs for skating. Also, it did rather show through skating trousers when I wore boxers (I got some funny looks from the teenage girls skaters).

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
TheyFit's Z17
 
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1. 6” flaccid. 8” x 5.25” hard.
2. Nope.
3. Yes. But for most my life til I had sex at the age of 31 I had a deep small penis syndromeI thinkingI was small. It’s nice to have confidence in myself. I’ve struggled with that all my life. Getting better. Currently seeing a psychologist and psychiatrist.
4. Confidence. My last ex said I was huge. Had trouble believing her. But I’ve compared myself to pornstars much my life. That mentally conditioned me to believe I was small to average at most. Cons? I hurt her a few times going too deep.
5. No not really. I have a very sensitive body. Notice more when the pubes get too long and hair pulls when wearing underwear/pants whatever.
6. I’d be girthier. Wish I was around 5.5” to 6”.
7. I would but most guys won’t because of lack of confidence. I have to coax a lot. Even my closet friends.
8. 8” x 5.25”. Just half hour back while masturbating.
9. Yes.
10. Nope. Glad about that.
11. No. Wow that’s fascinating that that’s possible.
12. No. Again fascinating.
13. 6’6”. Size 12. Was a string bean in high school. 171lbs all through teen years. I lift now. A little pudgy in the belly area but muscle everywhere else. Around 209lbs now.
14. Definitely. I have big everything. More long though than “big”. But I jokingly tell people, “I’m legally a giant.”.
15. Half Norwegian on father’s side. Quarter Swedish, eighth German and eighth Irish from my mom. Pale and tall. Some red in my beard cause of the Irish.
16. Yeah it’s hard to miss me in a crowd. Plus I have a lot of personality. Ex said, “You couldn’t be boring if you tried.” Said that often. I enjoy the attention now. Not when I was younger. Teen years were tough. Especially since I was a virgin for so long. Every year I was was tougher. Life is about confidence, confidence, confidence. And liking yourself.
17. I’m tall. With large features. That’s what they notice. Didn’t realize I had large privates til the last few years.
18. I’ve thought about doing porn for years. Especially after having sex with my last ex. What holds me back is where I live currently caring for my elderly father. Living in a small town in northern Minnesota. Being hairy and not being able to straightedge, circular razor or wax my body. I break out with ingrown hairs badly. I use a beard trimmer when I do. And having fibromyalgia. It’s a sleeping sickness. Remember the last time you were awake for over thirty hours? That’s me most of the time if not all the time. That’s fibromyalgia. These things hold me back from becoming a pornstar. If not I’d do it in a heart beat. Still think I might attempt it when the old man’s dead and I have my own life. I’m 36 but many of my favorite male pornstars are in their 40s.
19. For years I thought I was small to average. So I thought anything under 7 inches was small. Now understand I’m large.
20. I can helicopter it by holding the base and spinning it with one hand. I can roll it into itself and then pull my ball sack over it. I can bounce it like it’s on a trampoline using my sack stretched out pulling the sack outward with both hands. I can pull it underneath me so it sticks out between my butt cheeks looking like I have a dick coming out my ass. I can wrap it around the base of the ballsack. My ex said I’m much more rougher with my dick than anyone she knows. My penis is a commando. It’s my balls that are floppy, weak tender things.
21. If I sit on the very edge.
22. Yeah it sure can sometimes. Cause I’m a shower not as much a grower. I had a friend who said he was a total grower. Said he was 7” hard but less than an inch soft. Said it was compact for travel but it transformed when need be.
23. Yes average condoms do but they are about two inches short at my base.
24. That was fun. Looking forward to chatting with people on here.
 
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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft: 3-4 inches
Hard: 8-ish inches

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yah some people on here and at my school

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yah definitely

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Boners can be uncomfortable in tight clothes

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Thongs and some briefs and skinny jeans
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
9.5” long and 6.5” girth
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Not really just seen some in locker room. I’ve compared over messages
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
Almost 9
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Somewhat but not a lot
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No thank goodness. It touches the side of the bowl sometimes tho
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
No! Ouch
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Probably but I was asleep
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5’9” and 10.5
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Not really
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
German, Austria, British, and swiss. I think German r know for some large sausages
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Not a lot of attention only occasionally when people see it
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Some have
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
No lol
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small would be 4 or less. Average is 6. big is 8 or 9
20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Not really
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Depends on how deep in the chair I am but in general yeah but more cause by entire body is big
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
If it’s hard yah
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Haven’t worn condoms yet
 
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1. 6” flaccid. 8” x 5.25” hard.
2. Nope.
3. Yes. But for most my life til I had sex at the age of 31 I had a deep small penis syndromeI thinkingI was small. It’s nice to have confidence in myself. I’ve struggled with that all my life. Getting better. Currently seeing a psychologist and psychiatrist.
4. Confidence. My last ex said I was huge. Had trouble believing her. But I’ve compared myself to pornstars much my life. That mentally conditioned me to believe I was small to average at most. Cons? I hurt her a few times going too deep.
5. No not really. I have a very sensitive body. Notice more when the pubes get too long and hair pulls when wearing underwear/pants whatever.
6. I’d be girthier. Wish I was around 5.5” to 6”.
7. I would but most guys won’t because of lack of confidence. I have to coax a lot. Even my closet friends.
8. 8” x 5.25”. Just half hour back while masturbating.
9. Yes.
10. Nope. Glad about that.
11. No. Wow that’s fascinating that that’s possible.
12. No. Again fascinating.
13. 6’6”. Size 12. Was a string bean in high school. 171lbs all through teen years. I lift now. A little pudgy in the belly area but muscle everywhere else. Around 209lbs now.
14. Definitely. I have big everything. More long though than “big”. But I jokingly tell people, “I’m legally a giant.”.
15. Half Norwegian on father’s side. Quarter Swedish, eighth German and eighth Irish from my mom. Pale and tall. Some red in my beard cause of the Irish.
16. Yeah it’s hard to miss me in a crowd. Plus I have a lot of personality. Ex said, “You couldn’t be boring if you tried.” Said that often. I enjoy the attention now. Not when I was younger. Teen years were tough. Especially since I was a virgin for so long. Every year I was was tougher. Life is about confidence, confidence, confidence. And liking yourself.
17. I’m tall. With large features. That’s what they notice. Didn’t realize I had large privates til the last few years.
18. I’ve thought about doing porn for years. Especially after having sex with my last ex. What holds me back is where I live currently caring for my elderly father. Living in a small town in northern Minnesota. Being hairy and not being able to straightedge, circular razor or wax my body. I break out with ingrown hairs badly. I use a beard trimmer when I do. And having fibromyalgia. It’s a sleeping sickness. Remember the last time you were awake for over thirty hours? That’s me most of the time if not all the time. That’s fibromyalgia. These things hold me back from becoming a pornstar. If not I’d do it in a heart beat. Still think I might attempt it when the old man’s dead and I have my own life. I’m 36 but many of my favorite male pornstars are in their 40s.
19. For years I thought I was small to average. So I thought anything under 7 inches was small. Now understand I’m large.
20. I can helicopter it by holding the base and spinning it with one hand. I can roll it into itself and then pull my ball sack over it. I can bounce it like it’s on a trampoline using my sack stretched out pulling the sack outward with both hands. I can pull it underneath me so it sticks out between my butt cheeks looking like I have a dick coming out my ass. I can wrap it around the base of the ballsack. My ex said I’m much more rougher with my dick than anyone she knows. My penis is a commando. It’s my balls that are floppy, weak tender things.
21. If I sit on the very edge.
22. Yeah it sure can sometimes. Cause I’m a shower not as much a grower. I had a friend who said he was a total grower. Said he was 7” hard but less than an inch soft. Said it was compact for travel but it transformed when need be.
23. Yes average condoms do but they are about two inches short at my base.
24. That was fun. Looking forward to chatting with people on here.
Thank you for this! I identify with so much of this and really appreciate you sharing.
 

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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
9" to aprox. 13,5". Rather have smaller, if I could.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Not that much. Biggest would be 22 cm (+/- 8.5").

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I'm aware that it's not normal nor enjoyable in many ways. But given that I cannot do anything about it at this point, I just deal with it.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros?
- Hm, allowing a joke over myself, that would be scaring ugly people
- Not being too small, perhaps?
- Still healthy - really, cannot thing of anything more to say
Cons
- Might attack ugly people
- Difficult to find matches (because it's also very, very thick, which is, in fact, the 'problem')
- It's apparently visible through basically any clothing, even when soft, so, sometimes, situations arise, for many reasons, mainly people misunderstanding my volume for something else, of thinking that I'm with a boner looking at their family, wife or whatever, or while being searched to enter a party, things on that matter
- I have to use compression shorts, given that normal underwear is not appropriate
- I have to import condoms, not handy
- I don't know what is a blowjob's feeling
- I don't know what is feels like pounding vigorously my partner, I always have to do things nice and slow. So I wonder, I'm curious, you see
- Must deal with a great number of jokes I don't find funny, people that don't believe, people that goes to bed with me only to see if it's real, as if I was an animal in the zoo they want to take a look at. Rather annoying, really, as if we should be proving ourselves all the time. Silly thing
- Other stuff I'm not in the mood to discuss just yet

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Oh, as stated above, normal underwear like underpants, boxers, thongs. Most of regular jeans, hm - most of suit pants too. It's a real bother, but I have some ways around that, although not something I should say are comfortable either. So I only wear pants if I really have to. Luckily, it seldom gets cold around here.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Hm... 6" to 10", I guess. Max of 7-8" around, because more than this, as I already know, is not comfortable for the most partners I came across - women, mainly speaking.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Naturally, although I always avoid boasting. I don't think it's something that makes me superior in any way, frankly. I have a couple of friends that do and talk to me as if I was better. I find that rather distressing and I avoid this subject with them whenever possible. I also compare with others, when they speak of things like this, in order to learn more about a more normal life. Besides, some helpful hints to improve my situation were given by friends who are not nearly as big as me. They simply can see things in a different point and may suggest some helpful things.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
36 cm. I don't consider that my normal size, but that was reached more than few times.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yeah, a lot. And I'm an amateur bodybuilder (sadly, I cannot compete due all this heaviness...)

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Yeah, but it only happened once, when I was drunk. Well, considering the time that it grew to be this giant thing.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yeah, slept over it too, when I slept with no shorts (so I always wear one) and awaken to learn I couldn't sense it. It was worrying, but nothing serious. It was as if sleeping on my arm, for example, same difference. And a couple of years ago, when I was more bothered by the bulge showing to everyone, I used to place it between the legs backwards, so I was always sitting on it or ... it was really bothersome.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yeah, as I stated above. Funny questions...

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
1,77 m (nearly 5'10") and 11 shoe size.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I have a big nose, but my hands are average. Many of my friends have bigger hands than me. My feet are a bit bigger than those who have my height, though. I don't see a relation, actually.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
I have a great mixture in my bloodline, although I look causasian. A German girl told me I looked a lot like some Greek friends of hers. I have German, African, Italian, Portuguese and something else in my line. Everything, very far descending, though

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
More or less. Most of the time, who notices it in my daily basis are effeminate homo, who I'm not fond of. From others, though, when they are a match for me to have some relationship of any kind, I feel a bit nervous, whether wondering if they are interested in it or only surprised/afraid, you see. I try to hide it when kids or elderly or family members notice it, because, as I said before, people often misunderstand things they don't know.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
I never take my clothes off in those sort of places. Those that know about my cock's size make jokes when they strips off, though, but in a humorous sort of way that's nice to hear once in a while.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I've thought long about it. But in the end, I think I like a cozy and quiet sort of life.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
I'm now aware of reality. Small, anything bellow 10 cms, that goes to average being between 10-18 cm, and big, beyond 18 cm.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Hah, tricks are a matter of perspective. I'm not too fan of playing with it. The trick I would love to do with it is putting it whole deep-throat anyone. But I guess it's more like a dream.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
It reaches my knees. If my knees hang off the edge, it'll do too.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Of course. I think even average ones will do also.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
It's always uncomfortable, but I found 2 that are bound to last fine during a sexual section. The one I use the most is the German MySize 69mm. Although it doesn't cover much (it never goes too deep anyway), it's wider than most. And I never, ever, make sex without it.

I like his post....to paraphrase...in some of his answers he "took the words right out of my mouth".....other answers, not so much. Perhaps it's just my having more to live with than he does.
 

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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
5" soft and over 9" hard. Never measured girth.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yes! Both of my wife's other partners are much bigger than I am. I am the smallest she has ever seen.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yep. It's 100% perfect.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pro- I don't have a need to buy a fast car or truck (couldn't resist). Con- Lots of them, but most people in my life know how big I am. I am naked or near naked a lot, and people close to me (mainly my wife's family and my best friends) understand when I am often adjusting myself or choose to wear a robe instead of clothes.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Boxer briefs. robes a lot. Naked whenever I can be.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Same I am now. I think it would be fun to be really tiny soft and then hard, but we can't choose.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
I never have. I didn't even realize my penis was big until I saw the Justin Beiber pictures recently and thought it looked really small and didn't understand the fuss. Then I talked to a few friends and they told me that I am very big. So, in that way I have compared, indirectly, I guess.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
9"

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
No. It feels like it floats when it is hard.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Yes, even when soft.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
All the time, hence adjusting myself a lot. As I mentioned before, people I see almost constantly understand and don't think it's rude.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yep. It hurts.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6'4", shoe size is small at 11

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Gigantic hands. My wife's full D-cup breasts look tiny in my hands.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
I have no idea.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I love it. It's usually people rolling their eyes when they see I am about to get naked (like changing in front of others instead of waiting for the bathroom), but their expression changes once they see it.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Nope. Well, I went skinny dipping once and everyone cheered me on (I was the only one).

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Nope, but my wife has talked about sharing me with one of her friends. It hasn't happened yet.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
I don't really think about it since guys can't help what size they are.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Nope

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Always

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Hits my leg

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Even those Magnum condoms are very painful and way too small

Tripod 228MM....Please send me a note so that I can ask you some questions about your comments. Thank you. Ben
 
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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Hard: 7.2“ x 6.4”
Soft: 5.5” x 4.8”

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Never seen another erect dick in real life, seen some big softies in the gym.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yes. Would like to be bigger soft though.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Nothing noticeable. I’m not shy and can satisfy women but I’m not enormous.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
No.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Hard: 7.75” x 6.75”
Soft: 6.5” x 5.75”

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Only the odd glance in the gym showers.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
I once got up to 7.9” x 6.7” after doing viagra as a joke.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yes, mainly because of my big balls.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Only if I’m not wearing underwear.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
No, I wear quite tight boxer briefs.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
I’m 6ft 2” and a UK size 12.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
No, my hands and nose are unremarkable.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
White British.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I have a partner, a cruiser in the gym once or twice, which flattering and kind of hot but I never pursued it.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Friends and the odd thirsty guy.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Never.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small is anything under 4.5” hard, average 4.5” - 6.5” hard and big anything above that. Soft doesn’t really matter.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
No.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Depends on the chair.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Depends on the clothing.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Don’t really wear condoms.