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1.) Quão grande você é macio e duro?
Dura - 20 cm
2.) Já conheceu alguém tão grande quanto você ou perto do seu tamanho? Se sim, qual o tamanho deles?
Já sim , meu amigo de 25 cm
3.) Você gosta de ser tão grande quanto você?
po eu curto
4.) Quais são alguns prós / contras de ser tão grande?
O povo ama, porem tem gente que só me ve por causa do pauzao
5.) Existem certas roupas que você não pode usar? (cuecas, alguns jeans, tangas, etc.)
cueca pra dormir , sunga
6.) Se você pudesse ter qualquer tamanho, que tamanho você teria? Macio e duro?
eu teria duro 21 cm
7.) Você já se compara com outros caras?
sim kkk desde muito novo
8.) Qual é o maior que você já mediu? (Quando você estava com muito tesão)
20 cm
9.) Você diria que seu pacote é "pesado"?
imagino que sim, duro é pesado
10.) Se você se sentar no vaso sanitário, ele afunda na água?
kkk tambem nao é gigante
11.) Você já se sentou nele?
já sem querer hahaha
12.) Você já rolou sobre ele durante o sono?
sim, doeu
13.) Qual a sua altura e que tamanho de sapato você usa?
1,70 m / e calço 39-40 BR
14.) As afirmações são verdadeiras sobre um nariz grande ou mãos grandes? Pelo menos no seu caso, você diria que tem um nariz grande ou mãos grandes?
Pra mim essa teoria nao é real. O do pé funciona
15.) Qual é a sua herança? Sua herança é conhecida por ser maior? (como italianos, baixos slobbovianos, etc.)
Eu sou adotado então nao sei a minha herança.
16.) Você chama a atenção dele e se sim, você gosta da atenção?
Sim rs geral ama
17.) Como pessoas fazem comentários? Como no vestiário, no banheiro ou na piscina, etc? Se sim, o que eles dizem?
Eu sou tímido nisso de vestiário. Mas quem vê foto ama <3
18.) Você já existe em fazer pornografia ou não?
Já rs um suggardaddy po meu sonho
19.) Já que você é maior, o que você considera ser pequeno, médio e grande?
Considero menor que 19 cm pequeno e grande 25 cm para cima
20.) Você pode fazer algum truque com ele?
Eu tenho um amigo que gira ele em torno do braço e tambem estica ate o pescoço
21.) Se você se sentar em uma cadeira nu, ela ficará pendurada na borda?
sim haha
22.) Se você correr, ele quica e bate em sua perna ou algo assim?
sim ,, doi um pouco
23.) Os preservativos servem em você? Se sim, qual é o tamanho que você escolhe?
Os que eu usei sempre ficam apertados
 
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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
I am 4" soft with a 3.5" circumference, 8" hard with a 6" circumference.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yeah a couple, one was around 8.5-9" but thinner, another one was 7.5" with like a 7" thick rod which looked and felt *wink* like a coke can.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I can't complain! It's just right.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros: Have never had that moment at the bedroom / locker room / urinal where someone looks unimpressed. Word spread and I have gotten some easy partners when in need.

Cons: Uncomfortable whenever I get aroused as it tends to push out of everything although It sits comfy when soft in my underwear. No lube = No sex. Not only is it painful for them, the friction is too much for me too.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Obviously branded underwear, I end up looking like Gonzo. So annoying because that underwear is so comfortable! Light skinny jeans are a concern. Absolutely no grey sweats gym shorts in the warm or if I am aroused so I don't own grey bottoms.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I would prefer to be less of a grower and for the balls to hang a bit lower. lol. Skin stretches when aroused and pulls the sack tight.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
All the time! Whoever says they don't is lying lol.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
8" flat at my prime weight, while very horned up with a cocking on.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yep! It makes a satisfying whack against things.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Only happened once, very hot summer and after I had blown a load so in the process of coming back soft. It is one of those drains that need a LOT of water before it goes down so the water level raised a ton. Most of the time the issue is it hitting the front edge of the toilet.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Doesn't happen that often as I am a bit of a grower during cold times.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Absolutely, specially during wet dreams. Hate it.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5'11" and I wear a size 10.5 US

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Yes in my case: Big hands, big nose.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Latin American + South African (Black)

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Often, specially as I keep fit and wear form fitting clothing. I catch a lot of people stealing glances at it in locker rooms and when I hit the urinals. People stare at the Korean spa but I bet its also because I am out of place due to skin color, hair etc.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
It is really noticeable when half aroused. Every now and then I catch someone staring and they smile. I know what they mean by it as I do it too lol. Close friends who have seem me drunk, horny and naked joked that my kids would just walk out of the Stargate.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I love sharing pics and talking dirty but I would never really do porn. I have a curve on my dick I am self conscious of.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small: Two measures A) can I take it all in my mouth without gagging as I have terrible gag reflex B) Do I have to use fingers instead of the whole hand to jerk it / grab it.
I am on the big spectrum so anything like mine or bigger I shy away from. I know the pain I cause lol.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I once wrapped it around a partner's wrist with space to spare, to both of our amazement. True testament to her small frame.
It holds heavy towels up.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
It's hanging off right now.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
YES! I wear compression shorts / tight jock for really strenuous activities. I've bruised testicles due to wrong underwear.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
N21 is just about perfect, BUT I haven't worn condoms in a while. (Monogamous relationship)
 
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Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft - 4.8 x 4.8 (but really varies)
Hard - 7.5 x 6.1
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yeah, a few, massive

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yeah

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Not shy but would like to be bigger

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
No

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Hard - 8” x 6.5”
Soft - 6” x 6”

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Once or twice

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
the same

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yes with my big balls

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
No

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yes

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6 foot 1and size 11

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
No
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
British

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
sometimes and yeah

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Not really, would be hot

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
Never

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small - 5 and under
Average 5-6
Big - 6+

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
No lol

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
No?

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yeah
 
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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft, quite variable but on average 2.5-3in long and 4 around; hard 5.5 long, 5.5 around.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Soft, most guys are bigger than me. The only people I see hard in person are boyfriends, who have mostly been longer but thinner. One was longer and more or less as thick.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I'm not especially big.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
n/a

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Nope. With a little more confidence and a gym membership, I'd wear anything.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I'd like to be a real shower. 5.5x4.5 soft, 7.5x6 hard.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Absolutely.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
I swear I got close to 6in around, right at the base.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
No.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
No.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yeah, rolling on my front.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
6ft2in; UK 12

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Average nose, below average hands.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
British, with a smidgeon of Irish.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Not really.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
I get occasional comments about my circumcision, but not about my size.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I would possibly consider it.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small < 5x4.5 < Average < 6.5x5.5 < Big

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
No.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
No.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
No.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Durex XL or Pasante Large fit reasonably well. Always far too long though, feels like most of it's still rolled up at the base. In an emergency, I can wear regular, but it's bloody tight - no good for making love all night.
 
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1.) How big are you soft & hard? 4.5" long x 4.5" soft; 8.5" long x 5.5" hard.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? Yes. 9" long, 6 or more inches thick.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Yes.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? Compliments, admiration, ego feeding. Cons? Are there any cons?

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) Tight briefs can be uncomfortable. And I often pop out of boxer flies.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? Maybe 6" soft and 9.5" hard. Anything beyond that could be impractical.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? Frequently.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) Just shy of 9 inches.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? Yes. Gives me a low center of gravity.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? It has on occasion. Must hold on to avoid that.

11.) Have you ever sat on it? Balls, yes.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? No, because I sleep on my side.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 5'9" - size 8 shoe.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? Nose big but not huge. Hands not big.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) Mostly Irish, also Scottish, Welsh, English. In my experience, "the Irish curse" is a myth.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? Yes and yes.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? It happens. "How big does that get?" is the usual comment/question.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? I did porn a long time ago.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? I'd call anything under 5" hard small, 5"-7" average, and above 7" large.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it? Sure. Self-suck and the helicopter. I'm uncut, so there's docking and cheese production.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? Yes.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Yes. It flops and flails all over the place when I run naked.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? Most. Some of them aren't quite long enough.
 

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Hi from Madrid, Spain. I am above average, cut and shaved.

1.) How big are you soft & hard? I am 3 inches soft and 7 hard

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? Yes and more

3.) Do you like being as big as you are? I would like to be bigger

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? In sex some people focus on your dick only

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) some briefs are tiny

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? soft my size and 9 inches hard

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? Yes, I do

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? No

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? No

11.) Have you ever sat on it? At the nudist beach

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? Yes

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 5 10 and a 10

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? Nose

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) Spaniard, Italian and distant Jewish

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? I do like the attention

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? I´ve never heard anything

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? No

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? average

20.) Can you do any tricks with it? no

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? yes

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? does

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take? bigger size than normal XL
 

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Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard? 4” -8”

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they? Yes, but not many

3.) Do you like being as big as you are? Yes

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big? I have to go really slow when I penetrate some one for sex.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc) no. Sometimes my jock gets a bit tight

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard? I like my size.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys? Yes

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny) 8.25”

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"? No

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water? No

11.) Have you ever sat on it? No

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep? Yes

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear? 5’10”. Size 10.5 shoe

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands? Big hands not nose

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.) Irish

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention? Sometimes.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say? Yes

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you? No. Just in my fantasies

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big? 5” is kind of small 10” is big

20.) Can you do any tricks with it? ????

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge? I wears briefs which keep my package pretty closed in.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything? Yes

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
I use magnum.
 

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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
~3in/6.4in

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
All guys I’ve slept with have been pretty disappointing size wise, smaller than me

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
I don’t mind it, but I’d like to be bigger

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Visually

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I show up really easily in grey sweats

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
~5in/~8in

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
On Snapchat yea

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
6.6”

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
Yes lol

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
I wish!

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Nope!

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yea, usually gets me hard haha

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5’8” and a UK 8

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I have relatively average nose and hands I think?

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Irish heritage here ☘️

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I get a lot of attention on my alt twitter and yea, I do like it

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Never in those situations!

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I would do solo porn 100%

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
I reckon small to be 5.3in and under erect, average to be anything between that and about 6.5, and big to be above that

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
Nah

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Depends how I sat on the chair!

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
The odd time

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Usual Durex fit me fine
 
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Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft 5.3 inches Hard 8.2 inches
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Yes when i used to do gang bangs , one was an inch longer but thinner another was an inch longer but same thickness.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Yes. I've only realised I have a big dick as ive got older. I went through my whole 20s not knowing.
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros: I've made 99% of my sexual partners cum with little effort.
Cons: I've been refused sex or made to stop because i'm hurting them. I cant have quickies as need time for the vagina to stretch, Regualr condoms are too tight, always get teeth with blow jobs, Its hard to hide my boners.
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
I can wear anything apart from slip briefs. Theres no room and feels uncomfortable. Also painful if I get a boner.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
Soft 6inches, Hard 9inches

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Yes but not in real life just pictures

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
8.3inches

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
When its a hot day I'm more aware of it. I can feel it roll around in my pants when I move.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
In England out toilets water isnt as high as in the US. so English toilets no US toilets yes.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Yes. on a train. I sat down too fast , I wasn't wearing underwear. It flopped back between my but cheeks as i sat down. hurt like hell. I jumped up in pain, everyone looking at me like I'm crazy.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
All the time.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5ft 8inches size UK 9/5 USA 10

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
No none of those. average hands.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Black Afro caribbean

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
I don't get attention as most people don't know. No one ever expects me to have a big dick.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
I don't go to those places. The only place I got comments was at an STD clinic having a check up. They mentioned I have a very healthy looking large penis.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I thought about it but fear of disease and possibly limited career choices put me off.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
Small 4inches , average 5to 6inches, big 7inches and up

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
no

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
Yes

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
Yes

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Regular fit but are so tight I cant feel anything. I buy large but not all large are the same. trojan Magnum and magnum XL are the best.
 

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Since our former welcome survey contained some questions which do not comply with the current LPSG rules which forbid the discussion of minors, here is the New! Improved! version:

1.) How big are you soft & hard?

soft, 7.5, hard 9.5.

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?

I’ve unfortunately seen my dad’s and brothers, neither are as big as me. Face my buddy a handy once, he was probably 3 inches so no.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?

gets kind of annoying since it looks like I have a hard on all the time and not fitting during sex. But otherwise yes, the girlfriend loves it.

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?

Looking like a perv who has a boner 24/7, and I wasn’t able to enter a girl fully before.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)

Skinny jeans but that’s more because I work out. I wouldn’t wear thongs or briefs, too restrictive.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?

Same size.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?

don’t feel the need to.


8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)

9.5

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?

Yep, slapped a girl in the face with it, left a mark.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?

Sadly yes. Gotta hold the boys.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?

ouch, yes.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?

Sadly yes.

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?

A little over 6 foot. Size 11.

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?

my nose isn’t big but my hands are. However my buddy has a big nose and big hands, but a small dick. I don’t think that stereotype is true.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)

pass.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?

yes, and yes.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?

my sister has said before when I wore shorts that went halfway up my thighs, that I had a boner. My mom defended me and said it’s just how some guys hang lmao.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?

if I weren’t dating my girlfriend yes.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

Anything above 5 inch is big, 4-5 is average, 3 and below is small.

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?

Helicopter lmaooooo.

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?

yes.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?

sadly. That’s why I wear compression shorts especially when I swim.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?

sadly no. My girlfriend and I like raw anyway. Breeding kink lol.
 
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1.) How big are you soft & hard?
5" soft, 7" hard
2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
Haven't been up close with anyone in person
3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Suits me just fine
4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Sex is great, hard to hide when its hard in public
5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Not that I've found
6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
same soft, 8" hard
7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Haven't yet
8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
7.5"
9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
I'd say medium
10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
Nope
11.) Have you ever sat on it?
Nope
12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Yep
13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
5'7" size 8
14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
Not sure?
15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
From the UK countries
16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
Not necessarily
17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Nope
18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
When I was a teenager I thought it would be awesome
19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
I can whip it up and down and hit my stomach and chode
21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
If I'm on the edge
22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
No
23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Can't remember the last time I wore a condom (I'm married)
 

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I'm not sure if anybody actually reads these intros or what is the point, but I love surveys so I'm game.

1.) How big are you soft & hard?
Soft: ±4.75"L × 4.1"dia
Hard: ≈7.9"L × 6"dia

2.) Ever met anyone as big as you or close to your size? If so how big were they?
I have a friend that is about the same size, minus some girth. Other than that, only in videos.

3.) Do you like being as big as you are?
Sure!

4.) What are some pros/cons to being so big?
Pros are generally pretty obvious, no? I can't wear really skimpy underwear, but I don't really want to anyway so I'm not sure it is much of a con. I have been with a couple women where I couldn't go all the way in without hurting them and most women get really sore after an hour of being stretched out.

5.) Are there certain clothes you can't wear? (briefs, certain jeans, thongs, etc)
Skimpy undergarments and anything "low-rise" in the front.

6.) If you could be any size, what size you would you be? Soft & Hard?
I'm happy with where I am at.

7.) Do you ever compare with other guys?
Not really, no.

8.) What's the biggest you've ever measured yourself? (When you were super horny)
When I am super horny, measuring my dick is about the last thing on my mind.

9.) Would you say your package is "heavy"?
What does this even mean? Like if I removed my penis and weighed it, would it be "heavy"? I suppose that would really depend on how much blood was still contained in the member versus bled out.
I am uncomfortable with this conversation.

10.) If you sit on the toilet, does it dunk in the water?
No, but splashback is sometimes an annoying problem.

11.) Have you ever sat on it?
On the toilet? Generally once/day.
OH! My genitalia I have sat on my nuts a couple times. Only for mere seconds though.

12.) Have you ever rolled on it during sleep?
Probably? Hell if I know; I'm sleeping!

13.) How tall are you and what size shoe do you wear?
My license says I am 5'11" and I wear a 10.5" boot (US/western)

14.) Are the sayings true about a big nose or big hands? At least in your case would you say you have a big nose or big hands?
I have a pretty normal nose, but I do have large hands. My fingers or particularly long. This has come in handy many, many times.

15.) What is your heritage? Is your heritage known for being bigger? (like Italians, Lower Slobbovians, etc.)
Well... I'm almost full Sicilian with a bit of American Cherokee mixed in. I believe both of these heritages are associated with larger-than-normal dongs. I have no idea if said rumors are true in general.

16.) Do you get attention from it and if so do you like the attention?
If I have an erection it is generally obvious (even with clothing), and the reactions are a fun mix on naughty interest and abject jealousy. My snarky, sarcastic arse has fun with that.

17.) Do people make comments? Like in the locker room or bathroom or swimming pool, etc? If so what do they say?
Never.

18.) Did you ever think about doing porn or would you?
I've considered it and I totally would, it's just never been enough of a real desire to look into.

19.) Since you are bigger, what would you consider to be small, average, and big?
I have no opinion on this. I suppose whatever the statistical world at large determines as these sizes based on comparison to the rest of the world?

20.) Can you do any tricks with it?
It can do pushups into it pukes.
Oh and I can do the whole helicopter-circle thing. I am unaware of any other tricks available to me (but VERY curious now).

21.) If you sit on a chair nude would it hang off the edge?
If I sat near the edge I guess. I am smart enough to NOT sit nude on a chair with open slats.

22.) If you run does it bounce and hit you in the leg or anything?
If I ran nekkid I am quite sure it would, but that just sounds uncomfortable.

23.) Do condoms fit you? If so what size do you take?
Not well. Super thin ones are best, but none are particularly comfortable.
 
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