Welcome to my first thread. Don't fuck it up!

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  1. D_Geffarde Phartsmeller

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    Seemed like introducing myself was the proper thing to do. Also, I've hit the limit on gallery views so I've got time to kill. So damn tired of having to pay for everything. Is nothing free anymore? Anyway, I post on a bunch of other sites as HugoB so if it looks familiar, that's why. Just easier having one name for everything. The first site I posted on was NewbieNudes approximately 1 million years ago. After that I jumped around to whatever I could find. I'm a bit of a nympho.

    I reuse alot of my pics from other sites for convenience purposes. Mostly, I haven't been in the mood to take new ones. I've been feeling self-conscious as of late. I suppose if somebody of particular interest messaged me I could be encouraged to dig out my camera. Speaking of, I don't have a webcam. I'm poor at the moment and won't be in the U.S. much longer so it doesn't seem like a necessary investment. I have yahoo and msn for chatting. Hit me up if you want those screennames.

    Naked fun aside, I'm basically a drifter. I went to college, graduated, got a job, didn't like it. Right now I'm trying to figure out where to go from here. The current plan is back to school for another degree, something in graphic design. Should've done that before but, well, I took the path of least resistence. Ironic in hindsight.

    The thing to know about me is that I'm clever. I have plenty of ideas with regards to politics, religion, world affairs, and all that nonsense but I don't get bogged down with the details. Keep it simple. Only insecure people rely on big words and long-winded diatribes about there beliefs. Sum it up in a sentence and move on.

    That's the primer on what to know before messaging me. I respond to every message I get because it's polite. Whether or not I'll continue the conversation is another story. And don't expect me to do all the talking. Ask questions, participate in the dirty talk, give me more than 1 word responses, and do it all in a timely fashion. I'll be damned if I wait a week to hear you say "Yes, I'm single". Nobody is THAT busy. Especially if you're single hah
     
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    I do believe the word "nympho" reflects upon women and not men. I do know words which are equivelant, but reach indelicately towards the gutter. Perhaps other members of the forum know a better word.

    Knowing and using long words in not a matter of insecuity, but if you look upon the context you will be able to understand if the words are being used in a precise manner.

    Me? Being direct is fine too.
     
  3. D_Geffarde Phartsmeller

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    Meh. Personal experience I suppose.

    Nymphomaniac is commonly used to describe women. Nympho is a generalized term for those with high levels of sexual desire. If you want you can use horn-dog instead. Six of one, half-dozen of the other.
     
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    welcome to lpsg!
     
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    That's some introduction Hugo.

    Welcome and I hope you find what you're looking for :smile:
     
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    The Male equivalent of a "nympho" is a "satyr". Both are from Greek mythology. Or, so I've read...:redface:
     
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    Damn - you are a hottie. Probably cute too. And a nice guy. What a package. (Not that package)
     
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    A BIG WELCOME HugoB
    Good to hve you with us.
    Hope you ENJOY!
    Nice pics
     
  10. D_Geffarde Phartsmeller

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    Yeah I'm pretty much a gift to mankind haha j/k :wink:
     
  11. D_Geffarde Phartsmeller

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    Thanks. Glad to be here.
     
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    Welcome aboard - hope you enjoy your stay.
     
  13. D_Geffarde Phartsmeller

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    Reading, eh? Satyr has many definitions attached to it. A type of play, the hooved humanoid thingies AND a particularly horny boy :cool: I'm definitely a type of play if I ever saw one
     
  14. D_Geffarde Phartsmeller

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    The view is nice but what does a guy have to do to get some room service?
     
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    Welcome Hugo. I would say that you should stop being self-conscious but then I would also tell you to be yourself. >.> <.< Makes for a quandary, but I digress. A pleasure to have you here and hope you find everything to your enjoyment and pleasure. Best wishes in returning to school and hope your travels find you safe, healthy, and happy. Take care. ^^
     
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    Just based on your subject heading... I'm so tempted to come in here and blurt "foreskin."
     
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    Welcome, Hugo. Nice pics.
     
  18. D_Geffarde Phartsmeller

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    FORESKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Beat ya to it
     
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    HugoB rocks ;-)...a tease...and he rocks! Testify.
     
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    I do what I can
     
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