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Hi all
I am new to this so please be patient.
I am a happily married 42 year old man living in Hertfordshire, although Im told I look younger. My wife has zero sex drive and knows I take lovers as long as I am discreet.
Im 6'2" average build with a larger than average penis. I love sex, all aspects of it and there is no taboo's for me sexually. I love to perform oral sex and derive much pleasure from making my lovers come orally.
I would love to have anal sex but have never been fortunate enough to find a lady who could or would accomodate.

I hope to chat to you soon
S
 

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She's fit, leave her alone :p

Anyway, welcome Scooby. You know there are internet dating sites that make you pay for advertising. There is a free section of the site especially for 'hookups' though. It would be nice if you could just say hi and not just look like a horny guy after getting his end away :p
 

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Is it my imagination or do horny men lose the ability to spell?
I'm lloking for a hut blewjub myself.what's wrong with that?hahahahaha
 

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hotsnake said:
Is it my imagination or do horny men lose the ability to spell?
I'm lloking for a hut blewjub myself.what's wrong with that?hahahahaha

In my best Dr. Rock voice.....Such a feeble attempt at humor and on your first post. You should be ashamed.
 

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If I re-phrase would it improve or not in your professional opinion?:smile:

God save the Queen's btw
 

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Don't worry, hotsnake. Everyone's just a little crabby tonight.
 

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hotsnake said:
Is it my imagination or do horny men lose the ability to spell?
I'm lloking for a hut blewjub myself.what's wrong with that?hahahahaha
The answer to your question is yes. Men lose the ability to do almost everything when horny.

And on this site, those who lose the ability to spell are hounded mercilessly. Nothing personal. So, welcome!
 

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thank-you.I have recently ejaculated so i think my spelling is reasonably sound.There are some definate"characters" on site and that's being polite about it.:biggrin1:
 
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