Well Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw....

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  1. musclebutt2

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    Hello Hung Hunks,

    I stumbled unto this site recently and was impressed by the quality of posts so I decided to join. It's kinda cool to see the whole spectrum of orientations getting along on a sex positive site and the intelligent political discussions show... Oh who am I kidding, honestly, the nekkid pics of big throbbing boners don't hurt either :biggrin1:


    And if you must know, I have a talented ass that can handle the big boys, check out the junk in my trunk via the gallery.


    So when you have time just drop me a line, I look forward to our future banter.
     
  2. Gillette

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    Not a big boy here, but your talented ass and your dry humour are a welcome addition.

    Pick a thread and get cracking!

    That just sounds wrong....
     
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    Welcome to the boards dude. You seem like a cool guy, so I'm glad to see you found your way here.
     
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    I actually thought the same thing! This is one of the only forums where people can actually form their thoughts into something coherent, type it accurately, and post it without being a douche....

    Anyways welcome! (even though I just joined recently myself)

    By the way, where'd you get those realistic puppy-puppets?
     
  5. chicagosam

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    You seem to have a gift for words, for how to put them together, and the intelligence required to make them memorable—not to mention a way with titles: "Well, Fuck Me Gently With A Chainsaw...."—LOL. I wish you welcome, luck, and a lengthy tenure here. Sam
     
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    WOW you're hot! You ass is amazing btw! Welcome to the group.
     
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    Nice dogs, I have a yellow lab too.
     
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    Welcome, musclebutt, you're gonna like it here.
     
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    Welcome to LPSG!

    Looks like you will fit in here just fine. :smile:
     
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    Well, fill me with fruit and call me a tart!
    Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

    Welcome to LPSG.
     
  11. bearman66

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    You have definatel found the right place to offer support for the big guys. May your wildest dreams come true.
     
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    I was talking about you this morning with a member friend of mine. I am quite impressed with your body. You CLEARLY work really hard to maintain that level of fitness.

    Your dogs are really cute too.:rolleyes:
     
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    Welcome to the group, musclebutt2! You have an ass even a bottom guy can appreciate...:wink: :biggrin1:
     
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    great pics

    and now i have to go watch that movie.

    how very ;)
     
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    Welcome to the group!
     
  16. unclespunk1049

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    Hey, Musclebutt, love your pics! Fantastic butt you have there! Would love to feel how firm it is! Welcome and thanks for sharing.

    Uncle
     
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