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Ok so I am officially dead. For those of you who do not know: when a gay man reaches the age of 30 he is officially over the hill. Thirty to a gay man is what 50 is to a straight person. ROFL
Anyway...I thought it would just be like any other day. I could begin my decent into obscurity. That maybe I would get off with out the reminder. However what do I find in my Mail box sent to me at 12:01 AM Dec 1: We at LPSG.ORG would like to wish you a happy birthday today! LOL

I'm just joking, it's not all bad. It is actually kind of nice, though it be a computer generated email, to be acknowledged. It is such a nice computer, so friendly.
Thanks LPSG.
 
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Ok so I am officially dead. For those of you who do not know: when a gay man reaches the age of 30 he is officially dead. ROFL
Anyway...I thought it would just be like any other day. That maybe I would get off with out the reminder. What do I find in my Mail box sent to me at 12:01 am Dec 1: "We at Lpsg would like to wish you a happy birthday." LOL

I'm just joking, it's not all bad. It is actually kind of nice, though it be a computer generated email, to be acknowledged.
Thanks LPSG.

All I got in my e-mail address from LPSG on my birthday was: :eek:"You're THAT old, beyotch?!!!" and spam from a local nursing home. :confused:

And little do those judgmental beyotches know: I may look nondescript...but my penis still works.
 
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Hum, when did those messages start going out?

Happy Birthday though!!! I'd like to deny what you've said about gay men and age, but I know a few people who would agree with you.
 

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OMG! We have the same birthday!!! But it's not December 1st here yet... :frown1:

I'm 9 years younger than you, though... :tongue:



:laola: :fest30: :birthday:​
 

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Happy Birthday!!!

I dont know where you get your info...but hell, the thirties are AWESOME!!! I'm happier now than I was then, getting TONS more action and not having to worry about college or the "what the hell am I gonna do with my life" days. :) Enjoy every day of it!!! Some of the hottest guys online now are in their 30 to 50 range. And WAY less drama. :) *not meaning to offend the youngin's...in any way.* Especially, since the 18 to 25 group are the ones keeping me busy. :) hahaha
 

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Happy Birthday! I've said it before and I'll say it again...The best things in my life happened after I turned 40!:birthday::birthday::birthday: