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  1. Dr Rock

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    ENRIQUE IGLESIAS NEEDS SMALL CONDOMS

    Pop heart-throb ENRIQUE IGLESIAS has hinted he's not the perfect lover, by revealing he wants to launch his own range of small condoms.

    He says, "The next product I'm going to put my name on is extra-small condoms. I can never find extra-small condoms and I know it's really embarrassing for people."
     
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    That's cool of him to say that Dr Rock - although I remember before he said he wouldn't pose nude for his album cover cos "i might actually have the smallest penis in the world" hehe. Pretty unusual for a celebrity to say things like that. Not sure if he's just having a laugh with the press or what.

    Thing that bugged me mate was that article. It said he's hinted "he's not the perfect lover" cos he said he's got a small dick. :rolleyes: Typical - journalist equates small dick with being a inferior lover...like having a big dick would automatically make him the fcuk of the century. i think that's pretty narrow-minded, no? There's more to a man than the inches surely?

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    well, you gotta remember that big dicks are like the holy grail of social experiences for a lot of folks who've never encountered one. they don't give it any actual thought, they just assume bigger = better because that's what everyone is taught to believe about everything.
     
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    I think Dr. Rock should win the Smartest-Bloke-In-The-Hemisphere award. :cool:
     
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    I think that it is great for Enrique to endorse condoms period. Not every man has a large penis. I hear that Brad Pitt has a small endowment. So did Montgomery Clift. These guys are attractive. Invisibleman
     
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    Ahhh, I don't believe what he says. He is probably just being modest and has an average-sized penis. I have 6 inches and think that I have a little one, then I meet a guy who's smaller than me and I feel hung like a horse. I don't think most people would think 6 inches is small...not huge, but definately not small.

    Also, as a huge fan of his Father's music, I think he might have inherited a little bit of what is hanging down Julio's leg in a lot of his pictures!
     
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    Yeah I heard Julio has slept with a lot of women, deffo in the 100s and I think even over 1000. I assume he at least has a big dick. Of course maybe Enrique missed out...or he thinks he's small compared to his father. Dunno how big either is though.
     
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    Somehow I think that a guy doesn't have to be hung to bed thousands of women if he's good looking and famous.
     
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    Ya think?








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    He's gorgeous and has perfect tight little tits. I wouldn't care if he even had a penis.
     
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    He's tired of having to wear suspenders every time he uses a condom.
     
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    i find that very hard to believe.
     
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    and very, very rich
     
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    Why? He doesn't need a penis if I'm just going to use him as a cumdumpster all night long.
     
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    interesting, to say the very least.

    *goes to look-up the meaning of cumdumpster* although i pretty much have a good idea as to what it means.
     
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    If one believes tthe tabloids, he had more to say on the subject, according to this report: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_900248.html?menu=news.quirkies

    He said: "Maybe I've not got the biggest penis in the world. Maybe if you had the biggest penis in the world, you would sell records. But I don't. I could actually have the smallest penis in the world out there."
     
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