Well....i just got fucked! and need help fucking him...

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okayyyy here I go again...............
koty is kinda right ya know. He didnt ask for an opinion of his very unsafe sexual practices, therefore, all the well intended advice did sound like a lecture to him, probably did not get a welcome reception so will not be an influence on his behaviour, and he was really trying to get an answer about just the one issue.
Yes one leads to another, and I completely agree that if one is man enough to do the deed he should be man enough protect himself and his partners... but thats not what he asked so I am not gonna tell him that.
I will say, koty, put your shoulders back, get some self confidence, go buy what you need - and if you have to go down to the local bar and buy stuff from the vending machines in the bathrooms.
Or buy the lubes in the ladies sections. maybe a box of tampons to make it look good if youre that concerned.:wink: Follow the physical instructions you were given, I cant help, :tongue: never done it- and good luck. Dont be too defensive, people here really only want to help.
 

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Does anyone else besides me see a little bit of discontinuity here?
this is the third time i have taken someone's virginity....
i just want to fuck him so badly....any ideas?

i am 20 years old....why do u insist i am younger than i say i am?
i do know that it is irresponsible...but if i fuck 1 person bareback...and only that 1 person...what does it hurt? we aren't spreading it if we stay monogamous....

i asked what can i do to fuck him w/o lube...you guys said i was immature for not using a condom...that is NOT what i asked...before you go correcting people, READ THE QUESTION FIRST!

i also know for a fact, that he has NO diseases....
And you know that, how?

thank you for actually answering the question Bolt Upright...you are one of the few on here with the decency to not tell people what they should be doing...and i thank you for that
I actually answered the question before you started talking about reckless behaviors.

i was using them with natural lube produced by her...if you know what i mean
So you are monogamous by having sex with males AND females, and taking 3 different people's virginity?
 

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yeah I just spotted that DC. Chalked it up to frustration while typing. But then, I am usually the one who trusts until fucked over.
 

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okayyyy here I go again...............
koty is kinda right ya know. He didnt ask for an opinion of his very unsafe sexual practices, therefore, all the well intended advice did sound like a lecture to him, probably did not get a welcome reception so will not be an influence on his behaviour, and he was really trying to get an answer about just the one issue.
Sorry, folks, but that's the way LPSG works. You don't always get the answers you want to hear, and people do give their opinions.
 

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Does anyone else besides me see a little bit of discontinuity here?

And you know that, how?

I actually answered the question before you started talking about reckless behaviors.

So you are monogamous by having sex with males AND females, and taking 3 different people's virginity?
He stumbled on his words a little bit... sheesh.
 

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So you are monogamous by having sex with males AND females, and taking 3 different people's virginity?


Alrighty then, we have a real winnner here.

Koty, you are obviously a liar, and I don't mind calling you one at all. You are also obviously stupid, if you think you can have sex with no lube (which causes tearing) with multiple partners of both genders, and remain "safe".:rolleyes:

Personally, I don't care one iota if you contract HIV, but I DO care if you spread it. Consider that everyone in society has a right to have an opinion about your unsafe sex practises which ARE dangerous and even deadly. Do you know you can be charged with attempted murder for spreading AIDS? It's not just a matter of "personal preference" you idiot, so stop acting like you're three, with your hand on your hip saying "You're not the boss of meeeeee!!!!!!!!"

Grow up, or just leave us alone. No one here is going to cosign your infantile bullshit.
 

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The overall insanity of people never ceases to amaze me.

It is every sexually active person's responsibility to personally NOT help spread STDs.

Not using a condom amounts to a game of Russian roulette. Period.

And it's not just your life: it's also the life of everyone you have sexual contact with (and everyone they have sexual contact with).

As Zora said: grow up and get a GOOD grip (before it is too late).
 

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What’s with this bizarre virgin fixation?
If you insist on having sex with virgins you need to invest in lube. Beyond that, since you have a thick penis you cannot have anal sex without lube! Man up dude, march your ass in to the pharmacy buy some Astroglide and some Magnum XL’s and get on with it.

Koty, I am going to be as nice as I can for you.
First of all, the advice to get condoms with lubrication is a great idea. What I want to know is.... why is it that you can buy condoms and NOT lubricant? Does it make it more embarrassing if the person at the store knows that you are being safe during sex and using condoms OR is it the fact that the employee will know that your partner is having a hard time accommodating your penis? See my point? It's not exactly a lose-lose situation.
If you aren't mature enough to go out and buy lube, then you really shouldn't be having sex.

However, if that doesn't get you to purchase lubricant, here are some suggestions.

-Go on a trip to the next town. They will have pharmacies with lubricant.
-Go to your hospital and ask them where they keep the free samples of condoms and lubricant.
-Find a Wal-Mart and go there. They have tons of lube.
-Find a friend who is "braver" than you and get them to go into the pharmacy to get lube.

Honestly, koty, while I don't understand why you should be embarrassed, you need to get over it. Spit, butter, oil... it's not going to cut it. If you want sex to be special with this guy, act like a mature person and go get the lube.

You aren't using condoms, are you? It just occurred to me. If you can't buy lube, you probably aren't buying the condoms either.

To deal with the loose lipped neighbor, why doesn’t one of you just go in? Just because a guy walks into a store and buys condoms and lube, doesn't mean he is a homosexual.

I hope this didn't come off harsh, I am just having a hard time with this story, dude. You sound younger than you are and kind of immature.
Well said Mr. Black! Unfortunately, he won’t listen to you or anyone else until he is stricken with HIV, Herpes, Hepatitis, or any one of the other many easily transferable STD’s.

While your shock is appreciated and justified it’s pretty much the pot calling the kettle black. http://www.lpsg.org/849416-post11.html

Your irresponsible "personal preference" is what keeps STD's floating around the general population and is wreaking havoc on people’s lives. A gentleman who is HIV positive was posting today and getting support from friends here at LPSG. You may want to spend a minute reading his thread and see if bare backing with multiple partners is still for you.
AMEN!

i am 20 years old....why do u insist i am younger than i say i am? Because mature adults, behave in a responsible way. You are intentionally behaving in a grossly, immature, irresponsible fashion.
i do know that it is irresponsible...but if i fuck 1 person bareback...and only that 1 person...what does it hurt? we aren't spreading it if we stay monogamous....You’re only 20 and have already taken the virginity of 3 or 4 people both male and female. You aren’t exactly the poster child for monogamy. but anyways, its what I like...if you have a big problem with it, i think YOU guys need to grow up and accept other people's preferences. Ordinarily I might agree with you, however since there is a very good chance you are already infected with an STD; and you keep fucking indiscriminately, there is a chance someone on this board may come in contact with one of your hapless victims in the future. ..if everyone was as critical of you guys, gay bashings would be the norm, and there are more pressing matters for you guys to yell about....like scat....that is disgusting in my opinion...spreads E. Coli which is GUARANTEED to be there...STDs are not GOING to be there....there is a CHANCE! so if you want to yell about stuff that is not ur business, yell about the people who do stuff that is DEADLY and GUARANTEED to exist....
FYI: scat and E.Coli both originate in the anal passage. So think about that the next time you stick your naked cock in some stupid virgins ass.

So you are monogamous by having sex with males AND females, and taking 3 different people's virginity? [/quote] I caught that too DC_DEEP and my brain did a back flip. What we have here is a textbook case of a bi-sexual manwhore. He has little to no intelligence and no conscience what-so-ever.
 

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KOTY, forget ALL these self-rightous people . There is another sphincter about 3 in. up inside the rectum. This is the one that has to be lubed and opened up with your fingers. Even the MOST EXPERIENCED bottom will scream in pain if this is not opened. Tho I liked to be fucked hard and scream a little!LOL! T ry some crisco or vegateble oil if that's all the lube you can get. HAPPY FUCKING and it pays to be versatile, you can satisfy all !
 

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There are a few sticking points that I don't understand...

He lives in a small town and he wants to get real lube, like Astroglide. That was the one he mentioned specifically. Any K-Mart, Wal-Mart, or large drug store will carry Astroglide. Even if they don't carry it, KY is a "real lube" and works just fine with (or without) condoms for the purposes intended.

Then he said he won't get other condoms because it necessitates going into a sex shop. Again, a Wal-Mart or a K-Mart will carry Trojan Magnum or Magnum XLs. I don't care how small of a town you live in, these are products that these stores carry nationally. Even a local pharmacy should have Magnums. Also, how does he have access to a sex shop anyway in a town that only has only one pharmacy?

So let's pretend there is only one pharmacy that he can go to and this person he knows there is going to see him buy condoms and lube. Or just lube. Well, if that's the only place in the entire town that he can get to, he's already bought condoms, right? Because he said he broke 4 boxes of them. If he buys lube, how is that different? Plenty of women need lubricant to have sex. I know I did with a larger partner when we used condoms. Buying lube is not an admission of homosexuality. Hell, lube is more ambiguous than condoms. People use KY for a whole host of things.

He said that he'd broken the girls' cherries. I don't buy for a second that every girl he's been with bled the first time she had sex. Statistically, it's only about, what, 50% of women who have intact hymens for various reasons this day and age. If she's had a routine gynecological exam, she probably doesn't have an intact hymen anymore. Many women have hymens that don't break the first time they have sex anyway, and some have them that don't break. Women can bleed from sex and it not be a tearing hymen. Maybe the OP is just too rough that he's making his partners bleed, I don't know. This part of the story I don't buy. These girls said they were virgins, but I don't think there's any way he can really know.

I'm not sure why the OP really wants, or what his game really is, but I don't buy most of his story because it doesn't make sense. My best guess is that he's lying a little or a lot about his experiences. In my opinion, he seems like a teenager who hasn't indeed had sex with anyone (broken condoms are a lie), doesn't have access to a vehicle, and is mortally embarassed at the prospect of buying any sort of sex-related products. So he wants a way to have sex without having to buy anything at all. I guess this because I was a teenager at one point too.

If he so chooses, there are plenty of things around the house that can be used as a lubricant. A few of the above posters have responded as such. We can't stop him from not using condoms, but I sincerely hope his partners become savvy enough to insist that he use condoms. That's all we can hope for. I personally think he's a lost cause for getting him to use condoms. Sometimes you just have to give up trying to get through to someone. At this point, he's been given the wisdom that we all have, and if he doesn't take the advice, it's his problem, not any one of ours. In that regard, I don't think any of us here should ever stop trying to urge people to use condoms. I think it's our responsibility to do so, even if it's not the original question, and even if it falls on deaf ears.
 

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The bullshit about 4 boxes on condoms breaking, not to mention the accumulated fabrication heaped on by this guy everytime someone shot him down is pathetic. My opinion is that he didn't get the steamy sex-talk (spank material) he was looking for when he posted the barely comprehensible OP, so he started kicking and screaming like a child. It's fun to feed these people healthy doses of exactly what they're NOT looking for.
 

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yeah I just spotted that DC. Chalked it up to frustration while typing. But then, I am usually the one who trusts until fucked over.

Well. Colour me fucked over. Just read this entire thread again. Good thing I am protected when I am so blatantly fucked.:eek:
 

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At this point, he's been given the wisdom that we all have, and if he doesn't take the advice, it's his problem, not any one of ours. In that regard, I don't think any of us here should ever stop trying to urge people to use condoms. I think it's our responsibility to do so, even if it's not the original question, and even if it falls on deaf ears.
Thank you. My only disagreement is concerning the "it's his problem, not any of ours." That is true enough - until he walks in at a clinic and tests positive for any of the usual diseases. Then it truly is everybody's problem.
 

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Thank you. My only disagreement is concerning the "it's his problem, not any of ours." That is true enough - until he walks in at a clinic and tests positive for any of the usual diseases. Then it truly is everybody's problem.

You're right. I think what I meant was that it's not our problem for offering the advice and him not listening, it's his problem that he can't or won't listen. I was addressing more that we're not doing anything wrong even though people refuse to listen to us and get angry and surly.

I said it's our responsibility for the reasons you outlined above. Someone once said that a society's health is measured by the condition of its sickest member speaking specifically about infectious diseases. One irresponsible person with an STD can make millions of people sick.
 

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You have the internet. You can get massive tent sized condoms and gallon drums of lube couriered to your door.

This is the modern age, get used to living in it.
 

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This is just a troll. It could be either gender but likely male, certainly under 20, probably too young to be here, MORE than likely never had sex at all with anyone. Look at the typing, spelling, leetspeak- older people don't type like that, nor are they generally that retarded. He said things about having sex that one would know are incorrect if they'd ever actually done it.

Context clues folks, my guess is we'll never hear from [he she or it] again.
One of the great things about lpsg is that you get to learn how to use your bullshit detectors.:tongue:
 

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This is just a troll.
Context clues folks, my guess is we'll never hear from [he she or it] again.
One of the great things about lpsg is that you get to learn how to use your bullshit detectors.:tongue:

yes MZ, reminds me what I say to my mom when she whines "why are you single?" I reply "cos my picker is broken"
I feel the same reply about my bullshit detector. :rolleyes: :tongue:
 

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this is the third time i have taken someone's virginity....and this is the first time i did it with my ass....we really like each other, but he has a fairly low pain tolerance....and i am not exactly small...i was working on getting him..."loose" and he still couldn't take my dick....it hurt him too much....we dont have access to lube...is there anything i can do to get it in him? please do not be critical of me...i dont post much....i just want to fuck him so badly....any ideas? If this is in the wrong section...will a mod please put it in the right one? thanks

not tryna be critical but i do smell bullshit...anyone over the age of 10 knows that u can substitute lube...with vaseline... crisco. cooking oil .....and yes even butter..you never mentioned condoms usgae u only said u had no access to lube ...i find this post rather strange..you have boinked three other guys...but you nver stated how...did u have problems lubricating up with them? so why is it a problem with number three.... assuiming that you have access to money ( borrow five bucks).. or...maybe you and your potential fuck buddies can save up enuf to buy a tube of lube and then fuck like bunnies..it is very cheap ...lube does not cost a lot vaseline is even cheaper try the 99 cent store....
 

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like i said, it was a preference....i dont like condoms...

Nobody likes condoms. (Well, maybe some do, but I don't know them!)

We don't use 'em because we like 'em. Gay guys use 'em because we don't want to get diseases and die, or kill other people. Straight people use 'em for the same reasons, plus they don't want to get pregnant.

but if we were to get condoms....i might go get some....but ask her not to tell...

Don't be so childish as to draw attention to yourself. Walk in, choose your condoms and lube, pay for them just like you would pay for a pack of gum, and walk out.

If you want to play like the big boys, you've got to start acting like the big boys.