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This is just a troll. It could be either gender but likely male, certainly under 20, probably too young to be here, MORE than likely never had sex at all with anyone. Look at the typing, spelling, leetspeak- older people don't type like that, nor are they generally that retarded. He said things about having sex that one would know are incorrect if they'd ever actually done it.

Context clues folks, my guess is we'll never hear from [he she or it] again.
One of the great things about lpsg is that you get to learn how to use your bullshit detectors.:tongue:
I'll stress the too young to be here aspect... I deffinatly think that his assumptions are that of someone who has never had sex... but talks with his buddies about what it would be like...
 

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You're right. I think what I meant was that it's not our problem for offering the advice and him not listening, it's his problem that he can't or won't listen. I was addressing more that we're not doing anything wrong even though people refuse to listen to us and get angry and surly.

I said it's our responsibility for the reasons you outlined above. Someone once said that a society's health is measured by the condition of its sickest member speaking specifically about infectious diseases. One irresponsible person with an STD can make millions of people sick.
Sorry, I misunderstood your post. Mea culpa!:biggrin1:

not tryna be critical but i do smell bullshit...anyone over the age of 10 knows that u can substitute lube...with vaseline... crisco. cooking oil .....and yes even butter..you never mentioned condoms usgae u only said u had no access to lube ...i find this post rather strange..you have boinked three other guys...but you nver stated how...did u have problems lubricating up with them? so why is it a problem with number three.... assuiming that you have access to money ( borrow five bucks).. or...maybe you and your potential fuck buddies can save up enuf to buy a tube of lube and then fuck like bunnies..it is very cheap ...lube does not cost a lot vaseline is even cheaper try the 99 cent store....
Read all his posts, arliss, it is even less innocent that you first imagined.

Nobody likes condoms. (Well, maybe some do, but I don't know them!)

We don't use 'em because we like 'em. Gay guys use 'em because we don't want to get diseases and die, or kill other people. Straight people use 'em for the same reasons, plus they don't want to get pregnant.

Don't be so childish as to draw attention to yourself. Walk in, choose your condoms and lube, pay for them just like you would pay for a pack of gum, and walk out.

If you want to play like the big boys, you've got to start acting like the big boys.
Some people learn to use condoms as a part of their sex play, letting the partner put it on them, etc etc etc.

But as you read in the subsequent posts, what it really boils down to is the OP wants validation for willfully irresponsible behavior. He wants you to tell him it's ok to have unprotected sex with multiple partners, just because he does not LIKE to use protection. 4 boxes of condoms and all or most broke? That's either a lie, or he has NO CLUE how to use condoms. That just does not happen, I don't care if your cock is 18" X 12".
 

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You have the internet. You can get massive tent sized condoms and gallon drums of lube couriered to your door.

This is the modern age, get used to living in it.

Okay, this is kinda twisted but I find the fact you buy lube by the gallon oddly erotic. :05: :flirt:
 

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KOTY, forget ALL these self-rightous people . There is another sphincter about 3 in. up inside the rectum. This is the one that has to be lubed and opened up with your fingers. Even the MOST EXPERIENCED bottom will scream in pain if this is not opened. Tho I liked to be fucked hard and scream a little!LOL! T ry some crisco or vegateble oil if that's all the lube you can get. HAPPY FUCKING and it pays to be versatile, you can satisfy all !

It's not that we are self-righteous. It is that we are EDUCATED. Learn the difference.
 

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KOTY, forget ALL these self-rightous people . There is another sphincter about 3 in. up inside the rectum. This is the one that has to be lubed and opened up with your fingers. Even the MOST EXPERIENCED bottom will scream in pain if this is not opened. Tho I liked to be fucked hard and scream a little!LOL! T ry some crisco or vegateble oil if that's all the lube you can get. HAPPY FUCKING and it pays to be versatile, you can satisfy all !

It's not that we are self-righteous. It is that we are EDUCATED. Learn the difference.
Don't worry, Lex, the reason I didn't even bother to respond to this one is the part I bolded. It explains a lot.
 

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its not so much that we dont have access to lube...its just we live in a small town where the only pharmacy has my neighbor working there, and if she saw us...she would tell everyone and the entire town would know...we are not out btw
Um... they do have other towns around you know... towns where your neighbor doesn't work perhaps? Might be worth driving an extra couple miles maybe?
 

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Originally Posted by boatnhard [URL]http://www.lpsg.org/images36/buttons/viewpost.gif[/URL]
KOTY, forget ALL these self-rightous people . There is another sphincter about 3 in. up inside the rectum. This is the one that has to be lubed and opened up with your fingers. Even the MOST EXPERIENCED bottom will scream in pain if this is not opened. Tho I liked to be fucked hard and scream a little!LOL! T ry some crisco or vegateble oil if that's all the lube you can get. HAPPY FUCKING and it pays to be versatile, you can satisfy all !

Don't worry, Lex, the reason I didn't even bother to respond to this one is the part I bolded. It explains a lot.
Wait, I'm confused. Are you referring to the second sphincter or the fact that it's 3" up and can be opened with fingers? There is a 2nd sphincter, but fingers can't reach it.
 

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There is another sphincter about 3 in. up inside the rectum. This is the one that has to be lubed and opened up with your fingers. Even the MOST EXPERIENCED bottom will scream in pain if this is not opened. Wait, I'm confused. Are you referring to the second sphincter or the fact that it's 3" up and can be opened with fingers? There is a 2nd sphincter, but fingers can't reach it.
I was referring to (a) 3", (b) has to be lubed and opened with the fingers, and (c) even the most experienced bottom will scream in pain if you don't first open and lube the second sphincter with your fingers.
 

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This thread kinda hits home for me, because I got an interesting call from my 19 year old cousin the other day. We're both gay, and he's always kind of asked me for advice about a number of things. I'm 27.

Anyhoo, he calls me up and tells me he just got tested and is HIV positive. Did I mention he's 19? In the course of the shocked and emotional conversation that followed, I asked if he knew from whom he contracted the virus. He had been having sex with a boy for a couple of months, and he said he was sure he got it from this kid, as the kid was the only sexual partner my cuz had ever had. He got tested because several of his friends were getting tested for one of those "promise" programs at his school. I forget the name of the program. Anyway, the age of this kid he was sleeping with? 16.

Bottom line... I don't know if Koty is lying or not, and for my part, I think it's irrelevant. I agree with Snoozan that he's read the advice, and will either take it or leave it. His posts just illustrate an extremely alarming problem that has touched my life as well... teenagers having unprotected sex because they are too ashamed and immature to purchase the necessary items for responsible sexual play. They are obviously to young to be having sex period.

So, Koty, if you are still reading this thread, I'm not going to tell you what to do, because you're going to do what you want anyway. All I'm saying is that you can't assume anything about anyone's sexual history. Just because someone tells you that he or she is clean or a virgin doesn't make it so.

In answer to your question, I have to have lube, so I suggest you buy some, along with a box of fabulous Magnums. They are great, I love them. Most comfy condoms I've ever used.
 

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This thread kinda hits home for me, because I got an interesting call from my 19 year old cousin the other day. We're both gay, and he's always kind of asked me for advice about a number of things. I'm 27.

Anyhoo, he calls me up and tells me he just got tested and is HIV positive. Did I mention he's 19? In the course of the shocked and emotional conversation that followed, I asked if he knew from whom he contracted the virus. He had been having sex with a boy for a couple of months, and he said he was sure he got it from this kid, as the kid was the only sexual partner my cuz had ever had. He got tested because several of his friends were getting tested for one of those "promise" programs at his school. I forget the name of the program. Anyway, the age of this kid he was sleeping with? 16.

Bottom line... I don't know if Koty is lying or not, and for my part, I think it's irrelevant. I agree with Snoozan that he's read the advice, and will either take it or leave it. His posts just illustrate an extremely alarming problem that has touched my life as well... teenagers having unprotected sex because they are too ashamed and immature to purchase the necessary items for responsible sexual play. They are obviously to young to be having sex period.

So, Koty, if you are still reading this thread, I'm not going to tell you what to do, because you're going to do what you want anyway. All I'm saying is that you can't assume anything about anyone's sexual history. Just because someone tells you that he or she is clean or a virgin doesn't make it so.

In answer to your question, I have to have lube, so I suggest you buy some, along with a box of fabulous Magnums. They are great, I love them. Most comfy condoms I've ever used.

Even though your cousin may have made some very irresponsible sexual decisions, he did make a VERY responsible decision to get tested. I'll bet that having an older, accepting cousin to talk to about his serious problem with in the long term prove to be a blessing.

Thank you for posting something this personal, as real-life examples will hopefully open peoples eyes up to the grim reality of what can happen.
 

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Even though your cousin may have made some very irresponsible sexual decisions, he did make a VERY responsible decision to get tested. I'll bet that having an older, accepting cousin to talk to about his serious problem with in the long term prove to be a blessing.

Thank you for posting something this personal, as real-life examples will hopefully open peoples eyes up to the grim reality of what can happen.

Agreed. People just don't think anything bad can happen to them, especially when they are that young and inexperienced... and yes I consider 20 to be young and inexperienced. I was a freakin idiot at 20. :rolleyes:

And yes, he did take and is still taking responsibility for his actions. I am proud of him for that. And he'll be ok, I'm sure. I told him to call me anytime and come up for a weekend if things get to crazy for him. I just hate that it happened, you know?
 

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this is the third time i have taken someone's virginity....and this is the first time i did it with my ass....we really like each other, but he has a fairly low pain tolerance....and i am not exactly small...i was working on getting him..."loose" and he still couldn't take my dick....it hurt him too much....we dont have access to lube...is there anything i can do to get it in him? please do not be critical of me...i dont post much....i just want to fuck him so badly....any ideas? If this is in the wrong section...will a mod please put it in the right one? thanks


you may not have access to lube...but get access!
 

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Anyhoo, he calls me up and tells me he just got tested and is HIV positive. Did I mention he's 19? In the course of the shocked and emotional conversation that followed, I asked if he knew from whom he contracted the virus. He had been having sex with a boy for a couple of months, and he said he was sure he got it from this kid, as the kid was the only sexual partner my cuz had ever had. He got tested because several of his friends were getting tested for one of those "promise" programs at his school. I forget the name of the program. Anyway, the age of this kid he was sleeping with? 16.

I was about to come on here and bitch in a "Why is this stupid thread still going?" way.

Until i read this.

Now I can't read any more - i'm going to have to go away and cry for a moment. :sad2:
 

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Having a condom on lets you have all types of fun and I dont miss a thing. I have been married 2 years, but with my partner 4. We still use condoms.
 

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this is the third time i have taken someone's virginity....and this is the first time i did it with my ass....we really like each other, but he has a fairly low pain tolerance....and i am not exactly small... he still couldn't take my dick....it hurt him too much....we dont have access to lube...i just want to fuck him so badly...

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