Well I was talking on the phone

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One time i found this thing on the street. I didn't know what it was. I showed it to people of our city. It then became known as the Big Thing. I ddn't think it was that big. My Mother took her special 'holiday' cheesecloth and waved it over it. The family proclaimed it special. Not so much that the family said it was but mostly because our german shephard hadn't tried to fuck it yet.
 
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I forgot to tell you folks...the other nite I had this cuh-razy fever dream...There was this chicken on my windowsill. It was screaming this crazy tribal song..was it a song or a rant? it kept bucking it's chest back and forth, and trying to dislodge it's lower beak from the top beak to get out such a large sound.I kept clasping my hands over my ears rolling back and forth in my bed trying to vent the sound, get it out of my head. The chicken was making me crazy. It kept screaming "Don't wear black on Sunday....Don't wear black on Sunday"...
I was like WTf? The I realized I wasn't dreaming and the chicken was actually giving me fashion advice.
 

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Oo la la!
Fashion advice from a chicken? A screaming chicken?
Are you sure it wasn't uncut1234?
You know the guy who wears his ass on his sleeves and his brains in his boots?
No? Oh well I thought I knew him well, not so good actually.
Although he was right about Supersized adding inches on to his......:eek:
 

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Aww thanks guys!
Silver your input was very helpful to me and NC Bear
you have always been one of my favorite people!:biggrin1:
Now we return your attention back to the lunacy of last night.

Beaky! Beaky! Where are you Beaky?
Are you still looking for Nicks drawers in back of the stove?
Is the roach party still swinging?
cigarbabe:saevil:
 

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Sweet buggery alive, I started to read this thread and thought I'd taken a double-dose of painkillers by mistake. :rolleyes:

Good to see you cock'n'rolling again, you cigar-munching creature. :wink:
 

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Its not a drug induced thread...it just means that Cbabe is feeling much better!!! Glad to see your are back to your ole self sweetheart!!!

(But I am concerned about Nick however--I know what potato salad really means!!)....
 

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"Potatoe Salad" means Nicky 8 would like to eats a buncha cockoloco
baby batter from the man mound fountain of splooth!
Jenuine I thought I shaved all that "unipube" off.
I was looking for that my babushka baby!
ALEX 8!
How do you do that thing you do?