Well, it finally happened...

Discussion in 'The Healthy Penis' started by Pecker, Sep 17, 2006.

  1. Pecker

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    I sneezed so hard I blew my balls off.
     
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    bless you Pecker! :eek:

    BTW there's a falsetto rumour going around that your church choir has a need for a new baritone...
     
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    How can the audience be so damned polite? If they were a Springer audience they'd be laughing and yelling, "François! François! François!"
     
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    I just hate it when that happen.
     
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    :lmao:

    Oh man that is funny!! Thank you - you just made my day!
     
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    It sounds like it hurt, pecker. As long as your dick is ok...:rolleyes:
     
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    What a horrible mess under your computer. Now you're all meat and no 'taters.
     
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    if you pack them in ice, and carry them to the horsepital, they might be able to reattach the twins and make them all nice nice again.

    hope it all turns out ok fine. dc.
     
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    Thanks Pecker...you always come through with perfect comic relief!
     
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    Y'know, Pecker...they have these little pills called antihistamines. The could have helped prevent your accidental and tragic castration. Luckily, the Rocky Mountains were the only thing in the path of your flying balls that could stop them. I have your stupendously large sack in an underground bunker in NORAD. Will you be coming here or should I send them out to you?
     
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    Does FedEx have a weight limit? Maybe you should use UPS Freight.
     
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    I've seen this happen once.
    He sneezed, followed by a slow whimpering crumple to the floor.

    I know it hurt.
    I know it's not funny.
    And yet...
     
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    Get the extra insurance one of mine got lost and now everbody calls me lefty!:eek:
     
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    :eek:
     
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    Isn't that taking self love a bit far, blowing your own balls?
     
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    Better to have an inflated scrotum than an inflated ego?
     
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    I think I've heard about this. Was there spaghetti and cheese invovled in any way?
     
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