Well-Proportioned

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I've been told I have a "pretty dick" and "well proportioned cock" once in a while. I asked what that meant and was told something along the lines of "There are a lot of ugly, unshapely dicks out there."

I guess it's a backhanded compliment in the way that "Hey, you're not ugly!" is.
 

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"Well-proportioned" sounds like an artless way of saying perfect, or ideal. It sounds like soulless corporate adspeak (holiday solutions!) and makes me think of Stephen Fry's complaint that the English language is essentially being neutered because people are afraid of being florid.
 

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I've been told I have a "pretty dick" and "well proportioned cock" once in a while. I asked what that meant and was told something along the lines of "There are a lot of ugly, unshapely dicks out there."

I guess it's a backhanded compliment in the way that "Hey, you're not ugly!" is.

you've been called "well proportioned???

wow....syddy...anything other than "wow! what a cock" in regards to your package, and whoever it is needs their head examined.

as for op...it's a good looking piece, no worries
 

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Sounds like it means the penis is a good size for your body, not too small. The glans size is pleasing relative to the size of the shaft, neither markedly small, which can make the penis look like a torpedo, nor markedly large, which can look like a lollipop. It appears reasonably straight and not imbalanced toward greater length on one side or the other.

We tend to notice more when someone's penis stands out for some feature, like curvature or head size (big or small). "Well-proportioned" might mean "unremarkable in a good way".

It could be shorthand for "big enough for me!" or a way of saying "nice, but not huge".

The only way to be sure is to ask the person who remarked.