That I stumbled upon yesterday while jerking-off, browsing craigslist for activities of a debaucherous nature.
Came upon this girl, 23 (pics attached), who was offering a personal masturbation show, claiming to be able to squirt multiple times (6-10 Times!) in an hour. The show would be conducted at her place, with her bf present (in the other room playing xbox as she said) for security reasons - kinda wierd, but understandable. I was told there'd be absolutely no touching, but I could openly jerk off.
We exchanged emails, and rather than $, she perferred 420 - which suited me just fine. With nothing else to do, horny, and holding more then enough in my persy stash I decided to trek out in the snowy weather a good 15km across the city to their apartment - not knowing what to expect, hoping this is what the fuck Monopoly meant when they included Waterworks on the board...
I arrived at their place and was met at the door by the girl - cute, but definetely had that 'used' look unbecomming of a yougn woman. But she was cute, I drove for 25min, and her pussy squirts like a fountain - Im not going anywhere.
I'm led into the one bedroom apt she shares with her bf, cluttered with X-mas crap, two cats, a big screen tv, and bf plopped on the couch playing xbox exactly as she had predicted.
I sat down on the couch beside her as we rolled up and made some small talk. Conversation was good at first - few jokes as we smoked, me waiting pateintly for the show to begin. As the smoke burned down, the periods of awkward silence grew - we both realized we'd asked everything we could (where you from? What do you do besides this? Plans for New Years?) - as neither of us really wanted to divulge more info then that. We were all roughly the same age and it's possible we might know some of the same people. I was actually excited to see the fat blunt finally burnt to the filter and thought here we go! There was another awkward pause - as she deiced to smoke a cigarette, which she shared with her bf - as we all sat in complete and total silence.
I should probably mention I would have liked to have made small talk at this point, but I was sitting at the end of the couch closet to the TV - so it was either stare at the video games on-goings - of uncomfortably look at this couple as they smoke. Besides, I didn't want them knowing anything more about me & I was getting antzy for action.
After the longest smoke in the history of mankind, I asked if we were going to move the show into the bedroom where they'rd hopefully be more room. She told me that the show would actually be taking place in the living room & it would be best if I switched chairs, to a seat placed across the couch.
I took my seat on the rocking chair as she laid down a towel on the floor, and propped herself down on the couch. Is this fucking guy going to sit here playing Xbox for the show I thoguht to myself? Sure as fuck, she sat down on the couch, and began the show with space enough for her bf to keep line of sight on his game.
The show started and she got naked. Nice titties with cute nipples, but the vagina looked more than beat up. Still though, she was kinda sexy in a dirty way, and to top it off she has a very nice protruding clit.I ended up focusing on that big little sucker for the better part of the show.
After pulling hard on her pussy lips, and vigirously rubbing her clit, while sticking two fingers insider her pussy - sure as fuck - less than 5 min in - she erupted with her first explosion. Not huge - but definetely enough to claim yourself to be a squirter on a CL ad.
At this point, I said fuck it, and unbuttoned my jeans, pulled down my boxers, and whipped out my very modest, smooth but slim dick. Neither or them reacted as I began stroking, as I didn't make eye contact once with the bf, but could have sworn he didn;t once look away from his game.
I slowly stroked my cock as she erupted again, and continued to work herself hard, bringing out what appeared to be a 7.25x5.25' dildo. I pulled out the backup joint I had rolled, and began smoking that & playing with my cock watching the show.
After I finished smoking, she had gotten off another 4 times. She was at 6 by my count at this point, was was loving the fact there was evidance for each one. I kept trying to pull my chair closer, and Im not sure if it was strategic on thier part, but you cant subtly move a rocking chair forward, unless you sorta stand and pick it up- which was actually the purpose of my smoke - since it got me closer to the 'ash tray on the table'.
The show continued, but it appeared liek she was doing all she could to cover her pussy from my line of sight. What am I to do? Tell her to move her fingers? Maybe that's what makes her squirt? But more so then that (since that clit of hers was hard to hide), she made absolutely no eye contact with me. I summed enough enough courage, while holding my cock, as she fucked her pussy with a dildo, and her bf sat there playing xbox -to ask if she could make more eye contact with me. Her reply was, "Id rather...not". That sucks I thought.
She continued and after 2 more mini squirts, she informed me that she was on her last legs. She finished up shortly after, but I was sure not to bust my load- as I wanted to wait for the end, as she would be done - and forced to look at my cock. My plan semi worked as she def got a few good looks at me rubbing my cock and I came on the tissues she provided me shortly after - as her bf sat ther eplaying xbox.
I got up and had a bit of post-ejeculate anxiety mixed with buyers remorse - but was kinda happy that I didn't jsut get a run of the mill hooker that I'd have to worry bout getting STDs from. In case you were wondering, no female ejaculate flew my way, although I did ask if that was a possibility.
I drove home and really didnt know what to make of the situation. I woke up and felt the same - but it sure has made me ready to go out and party for new years - as dealing with the awkwardness of post-drunken vanilla sex seems like a breeze to me now...
What's your take on this?
Happy New Year to All!
....and in case you were wondering, he was playing GTA4 on Xbox 360. The constant gun clips and murderous rampages certainly didn't add any ambiance...
Came upon this girl, 23 (pics attached), who was offering a personal masturbation show, claiming to be able to squirt multiple times (6-10 Times!) in an hour. The show would be conducted at her place, with her bf present (in the other room playing xbox as she said) for security reasons - kinda wierd, but understandable. I was told there'd be absolutely no touching, but I could openly jerk off.
We exchanged emails, and rather than $, she perferred 420 - which suited me just fine. With nothing else to do, horny, and holding more then enough in my persy stash I decided to trek out in the snowy weather a good 15km across the city to their apartment - not knowing what to expect, hoping this is what the fuck Monopoly meant when they included Waterworks on the board...
I arrived at their place and was met at the door by the girl - cute, but definetely had that 'used' look unbecomming of a yougn woman. But she was cute, I drove for 25min, and her pussy squirts like a fountain - Im not going anywhere.
I'm led into the one bedroom apt she shares with her bf, cluttered with X-mas crap, two cats, a big screen tv, and bf plopped on the couch playing xbox exactly as she had predicted.
I sat down on the couch beside her as we rolled up and made some small talk. Conversation was good at first - few jokes as we smoked, me waiting pateintly for the show to begin. As the smoke burned down, the periods of awkward silence grew - we both realized we'd asked everything we could (where you from? What do you do besides this? Plans for New Years?) - as neither of us really wanted to divulge more info then that. We were all roughly the same age and it's possible we might know some of the same people. I was actually excited to see the fat blunt finally burnt to the filter and thought here we go! There was another awkward pause - as she deiced to smoke a cigarette, which she shared with her bf - as we all sat in complete and total silence.
I should probably mention I would have liked to have made small talk at this point, but I was sitting at the end of the couch closet to the TV - so it was either stare at the video games on-goings - of uncomfortably look at this couple as they smoke. Besides, I didn't want them knowing anything more about me & I was getting antzy for action.
After the longest smoke in the history of mankind, I asked if we were going to move the show into the bedroom where they'rd hopefully be more room. She told me that the show would actually be taking place in the living room & it would be best if I switched chairs, to a seat placed across the couch.
I took my seat on the rocking chair as she laid down a towel on the floor, and propped herself down on the couch. Is this fucking guy going to sit here playing Xbox for the show I thoguht to myself? Sure as fuck, she sat down on the couch, and began the show with space enough for her bf to keep line of sight on his game.
The show started and she got naked. Nice titties with cute nipples, but the vagina looked more than beat up. Still though, she was kinda sexy in a dirty way, and to top it off she has a very nice protruding clit.I ended up focusing on that big little sucker for the better part of the show.
After pulling hard on her pussy lips, and vigirously rubbing her clit, while sticking two fingers insider her pussy - sure as fuck - less than 5 min in - she erupted with her first explosion. Not huge - but definetely enough to claim yourself to be a squirter on a CL ad.
At this point, I said fuck it, and unbuttoned my jeans, pulled down my boxers, and whipped out my very modest, smooth but slim dick. Neither or them reacted as I began stroking, as I didn't make eye contact once with the bf, but could have sworn he didn;t once look away from his game.
I slowly stroked my cock as she erupted again, and continued to work herself hard, bringing out what appeared to be a 7.25x5.25' dildo. I pulled out the backup joint I had rolled, and began smoking that & playing with my cock watching the show.
After I finished smoking, she had gotten off another 4 times. She was at 6 by my count at this point, was was loving the fact there was evidance for each one. I kept trying to pull my chair closer, and Im not sure if it was strategic on thier part, but you cant subtly move a rocking chair forward, unless you sorta stand and pick it up- which was actually the purpose of my smoke - since it got me closer to the 'ash tray on the table'.
The show continued, but it appeared liek she was doing all she could to cover her pussy from my line of sight. What am I to do? Tell her to move her fingers? Maybe that's what makes her squirt? But more so then that (since that clit of hers was hard to hide), she made absolutely no eye contact with me. I summed enough enough courage, while holding my cock, as she fucked her pussy with a dildo, and her bf sat there playing xbox -to ask if she could make more eye contact with me. Her reply was, "Id rather...not". That sucks I thought.
She continued and after 2 more mini squirts, she informed me that she was on her last legs. She finished up shortly after, but I was sure not to bust my load- as I wanted to wait for the end, as she would be done - and forced to look at my cock. My plan semi worked as she def got a few good looks at me rubbing my cock and I came on the tissues she provided me shortly after - as her bf sat ther eplaying xbox.
I got up and had a bit of post-ejeculate anxiety mixed with buyers remorse - but was kinda happy that I didn't jsut get a run of the mill hooker that I'd have to worry bout getting STDs from. In case you were wondering, no female ejaculate flew my way, although I did ask if that was a possibility.
I drove home and really didnt know what to make of the situation. I woke up and felt the same - but it sure has made me ready to go out and party for new years - as dealing with the awkwardness of post-drunken vanilla sex seems like a breeze to me now...
What's your take on this?
Happy New Year to All!
....and in case you were wondering, he was playing GTA4 on Xbox 360. The constant gun clips and murderous rampages certainly didn't add any ambiance...
