We're all doomed!

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Rugbypup, Jun 7, 2008.

  1. Rugbypup

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    It's the end of the known world...

    ...or if it was, how'd you think it'll happen?

    My money is on a super plague or virus.
     
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    Blimey.... what a sunshine sort of thought! lol

    Well it started with a big bang, so I hope it ends with big gang bang!
     
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    Massive global war caused by overpopulation and lack of food and resources.
     
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    " Not with a bang but a whimper."
     
  5. Deno

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    sooner or later a big ass meteor will crash into earth and it will be a slow death for all. That or a near by star will go super nova and burn us all to death.
     
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    Where the end is, the beginning of a new world starts.
     
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    Mass suicides, when the sheeple discover global warming is a sham. Kinda like when everyone woke up on Jan 1 2000, and still got their local water bill, much less no apocalypse.
     
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    Just think, Deno. If material can't travel faster than the speed of light, then we'd have years of warning that a supernova shockwave was coming at us. That's a great frame for some sort of story.

    So is the supervolcano eruption. Google "supervolcano and yellowstone". These things are global catastrophes and could be considered E.L.E. without proper preparation. People always freak when I tell them a supervolcano is under yellowstone and is, by a calculation of averages, overdue for another eruption. Sit back, clack beers and watch the world reinvent itself!

    Btw, forgot to add that there is a documentary running on the History or Discovery Channel about possible ends to humanity. Global warming got the top spot, followed by biochemical engineering and nuclear war (I think).
     
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    It's already started...just wait till Obama pulls the troops...
     
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    LOL. ya...I'm glad i live 100s of miles away from that time-bomb
     
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    Hate to burst your bubble there, but super volcanos are ELE's too. Being 100s of miles away means you'll just die slower.
     
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    No, I don't forsee a meteor. How about the penis of God instead?

    sooner or later a big ass Godlike penis will crash into Ben Affleck's tight a**hole and it will be a slow seething ball of jealousy and envy for all. That or a near by WAL-MART will go super WAL-MART and ROLLBACK us all to that long a** checkout line.
     
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    Maybe not a super virus, maybe a new ice age?
     
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    I know, but i'd rather die trying to survive than die by being instantly incinerated
     
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    LPSG may crash irretrievably, that would end a few people's lives.:rolleyes:
     
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    OK, you get points for the smart arse answer, lol.
     
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    That's easy.

    Iran launches a nuke at Isreal.

    Isreal responds by counter nuking Iran and Lebannon (where Hamas is).

    The rest of the Islamic countries will then be embroiled in a war with each other as some will come to Isreals defense and be deemed traitors to Allah by the Fanaticals.

    The US, thinking that Iran has giving nuclear material to Al Queda, bombs the Pakistani border with Afghanistan and then invades.

    India, thinking this is a good time to reclaim Kashmir, launches nukes at Pakistan.

    Pakistan, in retaliation for the US bombing and invading, launches missiles at Afghanistan and India.

    North Korea, seeing the US distracted, invades South Korea and launches it's missles at the West coast of the United States.

    The missles, being poorly constructed and designed, veer off into China and piss off the Chinese. China invades North Korea and nukes Tibet as an afterthought.

    Russia, seeing China distracted, launches missiles at China.

    Venezuala attacks it's neighbors and embroils that continent in an all out war.

    Al Queda around the world then starts to attack oil facilities world wide thinking that if those are destroyed then the West's military machines will fail within a year.

    The US will open up ANWR and other areas formally protected from oil drilling pissing off the Green Movement and starting a civil war in the US.

    Mexico, seeing the US distracted will invade to take back all the territory the us "stole" from them.

    After all is said and done, it's the Canadians that will win.

    But that will be short lived because of the nuclear winter and 200 years later yellowstone AND Mt Rainier will erupt further plunging the world into an ice age which will wipe out all life on the surface of the planet and about 2/3 of the oceans life.

    The only things that will be left alive will be what ever is living next to the geo-thermal gyesers on the ocean floor.

    Cheers,

    Sklar
     
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    The Obama haters would find a way to bring back LPSG just so they can make more anti Obama threads.
     
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    Somehow, I think the end of the world is going to be linked to the shortage, or the natural extinction of coffee beans.
     
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    When it looks like the world's ending, you come find me, milfie...I'll make sure you get both. :wink:
     
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